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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. swimswim98 swimswim98
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 8:37pm UTC
    My Talents...
    1. Speed Texting
    2. Procrastination
    3. Sarcasm

  3. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 7:19pm UTC
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  4. AllyReneexD AllyReneexD
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    NASA has confirmed that December 21, late afternoon, the sky will be very dark. It is an interesting phenomenon called “night.”

  5. belladancer516 belladancer516
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    F∞d ♥

  6. shooting_stars shooting_stars
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    a very short lesson in psychology:
    when a person laughs too much, even on stupid things, that person is sad
    when a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely
    when a person talks less and fast, that person is hiding a secret
    when a person can't cry, that person is weak
    when a person cries on little things, that person is soft hearted
    when a person asks about you even if they are busy, that person loves you

  7. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 5:45pm UTC
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  8. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    Top 3 biggest wastes of paper:
    - Textbooks
    - Homework
    - Instructions for something

  9. AquaBubblezz AquaBubblezz
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    who else
    Turns the TV up louder because you're eating something crunchy..'♥
    nmq

  10. ilovepenguins46 ilovepenguins46
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    When you're cutting something,
    & the scissors glide.
    F/ck yes.

  11. swimmergirl3796 swimmergirl3796
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    I've come to the realization that Mario is homeless.
    He wears the same clothes every day,
    runs around in sewers,
    beats people up for their money,
    and what does he spend it on?
    Mushrooms.

  12. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 5:53pm UTC
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  13. breanee breanee
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 1:11pm UTC
    PlotTwist: Liam doesn't sing the first verse of LWWY
    Even more PlotTwist: Niall sings the first verse of LWWY
    Even More of a PlotTwist on a PlotTwist: Harry and Liam have no solos.
    MORE of a PlotTwist:Paul begins the song by rapping.
    PLOT TWIST TO END ALL PLOT TWISTS: LWWY is all just instrumental.
    PlotTwist to end all the PlotTwists of PlotTwists: This is all a dream.LWWY isn't a single, isn't even a song. One Direction isn't even a band. This is a dream and you're really a hamster.
    PlotTwist to end all the PlotTwists of PlotTwist of PlotTwists: You're Louis Tomlinson.

  14. LiliBlackHeart LiliBlackHeart
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 12:49pm UTC
    How did I Think You were heaven?
    When you put me through hell

  15. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    Everyone I talk to,
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------->is just another not you.

  16. GreenMariLoves GreenMariLoves
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 12:20pm UTC
    In my english class
    My guy-friend says to a girl
    'No, what you should really do is go home, wipe off all that makeup, fake eyelashes everything, take out your extensions, hop into sweats, and call yourself beautiful for at least 3 min.'

  17. noseogefil noseogefil
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 1:05pm UTC
    Oh, Please...
    Spongebob wore striped sweaters WAY before Louis Tomlinson.

  18. lucysmithers lucysmithers
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    *DROPPING IN OUR LUGGAGE AT THE AIPORT*
    *Sister puts her lugagge on*
    Sister (Danielle): YEY only 13 kg, 2 kg under wow I'm so good!
    *I put my suitcase on*
    Airport lady: 16 kg, your 1 kg over. Your going to need to take some stuff out.
    Me: So I'm going to need to take some stuff out of my suitcase?
    Airport lady: Yes thats right, you can put the stuff into Danielles suitcase.
    Me: So you want me to take stuff out of my suitcase and put it into Danielles suitcase?
    Airport lady: Yes that is correct.
    Me: I'm sorry but aren't they going on the same plane?
    Airport lady: Yes that is correct
    Me: Right.. Well I don't really understand.
    Airport lady: Whats the problem?
    Me: Well your asking me to take things out of my luggage, and put it into my sisters but both suitcases are going on the same plane and were travelling together..
    Airport lady: Yes thats correct.
    Me: Yeah so the combined weight of them is going to be exactly the same?
    Airport lady: Yes.
    Parents: Lucy just do as your told.
    Me: Fine I'll do it the hard way even though it doesn't make any difference WHAT SO EVER.
    Ever happened to anyone else? LOL.

  19. duncann98 duncann98
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 12:50pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Resolved Question
    Help, there is a stalker man that's following me home!?
    So two weeks ago I went to this party with my friends and we knew everyone there except this one guy. At first I thought it was just me that didn't know him, but i asked my friend and a couple other people throughout the night and they said they didnt know him either. Anyways, my friend dropped me off a little ways from my house. When i was walking to my house that night the guy from the party was like slowly walking behind me. I wasn't scared at first but then when I kept crossing streets he would follow me, and when I looked at him he was smiling all funny. Anyways, I ran home and locked my door super fast after that. I was scared as heck! Today the same thing happened! I haven't told anyone yet, but now I'm scared! What should i do?
    .......................................................................................................................................
    Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
    You should move that bookshelf out of the way of the window. It's blocking my view.
    format credit jimmy365

  20. Kyari* Kyari*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 12:26pm UTC
    F*uck School I Wanna Be A Dinosaur ._.

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