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  1. lonleygirl522 lonleygirl522
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 1:31pm UTC
    Miley Cyrus : I'm A Barbie Girl :)
    Selena Gomez : In The Barbie World ! (:
    Taylor Swift : Like My Plastic :D
    Demi Lovato : It's Fantastic !
    Miley Cyrus : You Can Brush My Hair :)
    JUSTIN BIEBER : UNDRESS ME ANYWHERE! :D
    Miley Cyrus : :/
    Selena Gomez : :/
    Taylor Swift : :/
    Demi Lovato : :/
    JUSTIN BIEBER : No Seriously! ;) :P :D :D

  2. lonleygirl522 lonleygirl522
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 1:28pm UTC
    Miley Cyrus : I'm A Barbie Girl :)
    Selena Gomez : In The Barbie World ! (:
    Taylor Swift : Like My Plastic :D
    Demi Lovato : It's Fantastic !
    Miley Cyrus : You Can Brush My Hair :)
    JUSTIN BIEBER : UNDRESS ME ANYWHERE! :D
    Miley Cyrus : :/
    Selena Gomez : :/
    Taylor Swift : :/
    Demi Lovato : :/
    JUSTIN BIEBER : No Seriously! ;) :P :D :D

  3. lonleygirl522 lonleygirl522
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 1:24pm UTC
    Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
    Boy: I know.
    Girl: I love you!
    Boy: I love you more, much more!
    After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.
    Girl: Where is he?
    Father: You don't know who gave you the heart?
    Girl: What? (She starts crying)
    Father: I'm just kidding, he went to the toilet! :P

  4. lonleygirl522 lonleygirl522
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 1:10pm UTC
    Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
    Maria: This is it.
    Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
    Class: Maria did
    Fave if yuh get it

  5. lonleygirl522 lonleygirl522
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 1:08pm UTC
    Boy: Marry me.. ?
    Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
    Boy: No..
    Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
    Boy: No..
    ...Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
    Boy: No salary.. but,..
    Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
    Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS..

  6. lonleygirl522 lonleygirl522
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 9:54pm UTC
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
    and can't get them out of your head
    then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are
    missing will surprise you♥

  7. lonleygirl522 lonleygirl522
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 7:15pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. lonleygirl522 lonleygirl522
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 8:58pm UTC
    me and my crush's convo
    Me: i need to ask you a serious question
    Him: ya?/
    Me: its a serious question with a serious answer
    Him: hurry up i gotta hop in the shower
    Me: okay... do you know the muffin man?
    Him: what?!?!?!?!?
    Me: ahahahaha loL sorry for wasting your time
    hasnt talked to me since lmao true story!!! 091911

  9. lonleygirl522 lonleygirl522
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 5:57am UTC
    You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without. <3 O91911

  10. lonleygirl522 lonleygirl522
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 9:57pm UTC
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now And can't get them out of your head Then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you ♥"

  11. lonleygirl522 lonleygirl522
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 9:05pm UTC
    we hung out all day .. my life is complete !! <3 091911

  12. lonleygirl522 lonleygirl522
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 12:29pm UTC
    Why Boys Go Out With Girls...Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years.advice...WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD:-SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!WHEN SHE ACTS SHY:-SAY I LOVE YOUWHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU:- CHASE HERWHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS:- KISS HERWHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES:- HOLD HER TIGHTWHEN SHE IS SILENT:- SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOUWHEN SHE IGNORES YOU:- SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY:- GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GOWHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST:- TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFULWHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU:- TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING:-SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISSWHEN SHE'S SCARED:-HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOUWHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER:- KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRYWHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND:- PLAY WITH HER FINGERSWHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S COLD:-SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHTPost this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one you love will too!!!

  13. lonleygirl522 lonleygirl522
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 11:48am UTC
    If you love your mom copy, fav, and paste this into a quote. One girl didn't and her mum died 365 days later. ♥

  14. lonleygirl522 lonleygirl522
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 10:24pm UTC
    repost this with your user name and birthday and find your twin(:♥names BelieberMahomie97 December 9th(: xSamiHammiex October 25th.♥ loveyualways(brit) august 30th (:
    justachancenotalifetime February 3rd ♥
    <3
    imperfectineveryway March 17thh :)lonleygirl522 ( desiree ) may 22nd

  15. lonleygirl522 lonleygirl522
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    ♥A Perfect Guy
    • give her your hoodie even if you go to different schools
    • give her a big t-shirt of yours to sleep in
    • leave her cute messages
    • kiss her in front of your friends
    • tell her she looks beautiful
    • look into her eyes when you talk to her
    • let her mess with your hair
    • just walk around with her
    • forgive her for her mistakes
    • hold her hand when you're around your friends AND in private.
    • let her fall asleep in your arms.
    • stay up all night with her when she's sick
    • watch her favorite movie with her
    • come up and grab her by the waist
    Remember This:
    • don't talk about other girls around her.
    • if u love her others shouldnt matter
    • when she's sad, hang out with her
    • let her know she's important.
    • kiss her in the pouring rain
    • when you fall in love with her, tell her.
    • and when you tell her, love her like you've never loved anyone else before
    • answer her phone calls no matter what
    :;Guys repost as: I'd do this for her.
    Girls repost as: Perfect boyfriend.
    --if you don't repost this in four minutes you will lose the one you love.
    :)If you do repost this in four minutes the one you like/love will:
    -call you
    -kiss you
    -message you

  16. lonleygirl522 lonleygirl522
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 12:03am UTC
    Do you like a guy? yes:)What color is his hair: BrownCute smile: mhhmBraces: NoGlasses: NoAbs: noHeight: taller than meWhat grade is he in: mine, 8thHow did you meet him: 4th grade he bumped into meHow long have you known him: 3/4yearsWould you consider him your friend: yerrWould he consider you his friend:yerrIf you asked him for a hug, would he give you one: obviously:)Does he play any sports: Football and he skatesCan he play the guitar: yerrWhat about any other musical instruments: not that i know ofLast thing he said to you: byeeeeDo you guys ever text: sometimesHow about AIM: don't have oneFacebook chat: when he's onLast time you were on his Facebook profile: not in a whileHave you "liked" his profile picture:yeppHas he ever commented on any of your photos, (aim or facebook): yerrHas he ever written on your wall: yerrHas he ever let you wear his hoodie/jacket: mhhm.. kindaWhat do his sneakers look like: idkDo you know what his favorite bands/singers/songs are: he really likes rap ..and other stuffWhat song best describes your attitude towards him: idkWhat would be his theme song: K.I.D.S mac millerDo you know when his birthday is: december something like 16thHas he ever given you anything (such as jewelry, candy, pencils,etc): cantsayy :xDo you have any classes together: Probably not, we're not on the same teamDo you think that he likes you back: nahhDo any of your friends know that you like him? all of themDo any of your teachers know that you like him: nah.Does he know that you like him probsDo you parents know he exists: ohyesDo they know that you like him: nahDo you think they would like him if you were dating him: yepHave you met his parents: I've meet his dad for like 3 secondsWhat would you do if he read this survey: idk i wouldnt careWhy do you like him: he is different

  17. lonleygirl522 lonleygirl522
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 11:27pm UTC
    Dear Phone,
    I Drop You.
    I Say I Hate You.
    I Throw You.
    I Lose You.
    I Forget About You, But...
    I Couldn't Live Without You

  18. lonleygirl522 lonleygirl522
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 3:03pm UTC
    `Kanye West to Irene:
    " Yo, Hurricane Irene I Know You Tryna Wipe Out New York And Ima Let You Finish,
    But Katrina Was One Of The Best Hurricanes Of All Time. "

  19. lonleygirl522 lonleygirl522
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 1:26am UTC
    When you carry a Bible,the devil gets a headache.When you open it, he collapses.When he sees you reading it, he faints.When he sees you living it, he flees.And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try & discourage you.I just defeated him.Favorite, copy & paste this if you're in God's army!

  20. lonleygirl522 lonleygirl522
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 12:22am UTC
    My Letter is M
    Something I Love: Monkeys
    Something I Hate: Mylie Cyrus ( bad spelling lmao )
    Something I Like: Music
    Something I Dislike: Milk ( plan i like chocolate better )
    FAVE FOR A LETTER :)

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