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lollypopgrl7
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 6:49pm UTC

Riddle #7
So there was a mom and two daughters.
One day the mom died, during the service
one of the sister saw a man after the service
the sister looked around for the man but
couldnt find him.
3 weeks later that sister killed her other
sister
WHY?
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lollypopgrl7
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 5:21pm UTC

♚
Stay calm
and
blame...
Dinkleberg
♥

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lollypopgrl7
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 9:48pm UTC

If life hands you
MELONS
you may be dyslexic

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lollypopgrl7
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August 10, 2012 2:46pm UTC

Don't cry cuz its over, smile cry cuz it happened
someone actually said this to me :-)
format credit: Hoplesscrusher

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lollypopgrl7
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 2:42pm UTC

Dead baby joke #1
Q: Whats worse than throwing a baby of a cliff?
A: Catching it with a pitchfork
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lollypopgrl7
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 9:10am UTC

So, if you can't tell me,
Why mention it?

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lollypopgrl7
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 12:08pm UTC

Me: Hey dad, guess what!?!?!
Dad: What??
Me: i got an academic award at school
Dad: Hooray!!! *does a little dance*
Dad: What subject, math, science????
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: ... gym
true story

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lollypopgrl7
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 8:56am UTC

Omg, my mom's getting married!
10 years after my dad died
-im so happy for her
(im dying inside)

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lollypopgrl7
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 12:09pm UTC

Does Harry Potter support gays?
Of course, he does he doesnt think someone should be in the closet for that long :-)
(Not meant to be offensive....just thought it was clever)

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lollypopgrl7
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 3:20pm UTC

Summer
2k12
Here I come!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
format by neversaynever16
follow for a follow :)

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lollypopgrl7
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 9:32am UTC

True Story
in L.A. Class
Me: Man i suck at spelling
Teacher: Yes, its true she does suck at spelling

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lollypopgrl7
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June 13, 2012 6:09pm UTC

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lollypopgrl7
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 9:55pm UTC

Riddle #6
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
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lollypopgrl7
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 11:22am UTC

One night when i was five
i snuck in the kitchen late at night
and ate a donut with a maple glaze.
My father asked who ate the snack
i said that it was my brother jack
and jack got grounded for 14 days,
i lived with that guilt of of my life
and that terrible vision that i had the NIGHT!!!!!!!
book of mormon :-)

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lollypopgrl7
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 9:53pm UTC

Riddle #5
There was a Small Indian and a Big Indian.
The Small Indian was the Big Indian's son,
but the Big Indian was not the the Small
Indian's father. Who was the Big Indian?
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lollypopgrl7
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 8:46pm UTC

Riddle #4
It walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 at noon
and 3 in the evening. What is it?
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lollypopgrl7
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 4:11pm UTC

Riddle #3
What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and
minutes but not in decades, years or days?
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lollypopgrl7
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 4:00pm UTC

Riddle #2
What goes up but doesn't come down?
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lollypopgrl7
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 9:58am UTC

Riddle
Criminal Ted was very bad. He commited so
many crimes, that when he finally went to
jail, he bragged to Criminal Ned that he had
broken every law in the world.
"oh, no" said Criminal Ned, "you haven't
broken every law in the world".
What laws did Criminal Ted not break?
Answer: the laws of Physics
congrats to those who got it

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lollypopgrl7
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 6:46pm UTC

Riddle
Criminal Ted was very bad. He commited so
many crimes, that when he finally went to
jail, he bragged to Criminal Ned that he had
broken every law in the world.
"oh, no" said Criminal Ned, "you haven't
broken every law in the world".
What laws did Criminal Ted not break?
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