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lollypopgrl7

1. lollypopgrl7
   posted a quote
   January 11, 2013 9:17pm UTC
   FEZS ARE RED
   THE TARDIS IS BLUE
   BOWTIES ARE COOL
   AND SO ARE YOU
   - i love doctor who <3
   hehe rhymes again
   
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2. lollypopgrl7
   posted a quote
   January 2, 2013 9:50pm UTC
   PEOPLE ASSUME THAT
   TIME
   IS A STRICT PROGRESSION
   OF CAUSE TO EFFECT
   BUT ACTUALLY, FROM A
   NON-LINEAR, NON-SUBJECTIVE VIEWPOINT
   IT'S MORE LIKE A
   BIG BALL
   OF WIBBLY - WOBBLY,
   TIMEY - WIMEY...
   S T U F F.
   DOCTOR WHO :-)
   
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3. lollypopgrl7
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2013 12:50pm UTC
   Hello my name is
   SEXY
   format jimmy365
   doctor who :-)
   
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4. lollypopgrl7
   posted a quote
   December 12, 2012 6:21pm UTC
   Perfection is so
   ____________
   Rated
   (see what i did there)
   
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5. lollypopgrl7
   posted a quote
   December 1, 2012 10:23pm UTC
   My friend: OMG the worlds ending in 20 day
   Me: OH NO
   My friend: Yeah and that means no Christmas
   Me: O, haha
   My friend: whats so funny?
   Me: What's funny is that i'm jewish and hannukah is in 7 days, so suck it
   
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6. lollypopgrl7
   posted a quote
   December 1, 2012 12:36pm UTC
   I heard that they are making a
   Sea of Monsters movie (2nd Percy Jackson)
   i mean seriously in the 1st,
   they didnt mention any of the main things
   -thalia's tree
   -grover's search for Pan
   and at the end Luke was thrown into the ocean...
   i wonder how bad this one will be???
   cant be any worse than the 1st right??
   
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7. lollypopgrl7
   posted a quote
   November 29, 2012 7:42pm UTC
   Sometimes ... when you cry ... no one sees your tears ...
   Sometimes ... when you are worried ... no one sees your pain ...
   Sometimes ... when your happy ... no one sees your smile ...
   BUT FART JUST ONE TIME ...
   NMQ
   
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8. lollypopgrl7
   posted a quote
   November 29, 2012 5:40pm UTC
   The 5 steps to laziness
   1.
   
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9. lollypopgrl7
   posted a quote
   November 9, 2012 9:20pm UTC
   BravoSierra's format
   What's 6.9
   a good thing ruined by a period
   
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10. lollypopgrl7
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    The Pledge of Allegiance says
    'liberty and justice for all'.
    Which part of "all" dont you understand?
    
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11. lollypopgrl7
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 10:58am UTC
    FOR THE LOVE OF CATS,
    please follow the rules
    
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12. lollypopgrl7
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 10:55am UTC
    .
    .
    .
    .
    I MUSTACHE YOU A QUESTION.
    BUT I'LL
    SHAVE IT FOR LATER!!
    Format by Breeze
    
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13. lollypopgrl7
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 10:41pm UTC
    Captain America
    = not really a captain, but everybody calls him one
    Captain Jack Sparrow
    = really a captain, nobody calls him captain
    
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14. lollypopgrl7
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 12:36pm UTC
    Riddle #12
    A man wants to enter an exclusive club, but he
    doesn't know the password. Another man walks
    to the door and the doorman says 12, the man
    says 6, and is let in. Another man walks up and
    the doorman says 6, the man says 6, and is let
    in. Thinking ha had heard enough, he walks up
    to the door and the doorman says 10, he says 5,
    and he isnt let in.
    What should he have said?
    50 faves and i'll post the answer
    (you can ask yes or no questions, just comment)
    
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15. lollypopgrl7
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    Riddle #11
    How many of each type of animal did Moses
    take on the Ark?
    50 faves and i'll post the answer
    (you can ask yes or no questions, just comment)
    
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16. lollypopgrl7
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    Riddle #10
    Jenn picked a book off the highest shelf in
    her room. On the spine she read "How to
    Jog". She ran out of the room and opened
    the book but found it had absolutely
    nothing to do jogging.
    What was the book about?
    50 faves and i'll post the answer
    (you can ask yes or no questions, just comment)
    
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17. lollypopgrl7
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    Riddle #9
    A white horse jumps over a tower and lands
    on a priest, who immediately disappears
    from the landscape.
    Where did this take place?
    50 faves and i'll post the answer
    (think closely about the house + you can ask yes or no questions, just comment)
    
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18. lollypopgrl7
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    You dont know something?
    Google it
    .
    You dont know someone
    Facebook it.
    You dont find something.
    MOM!!!!!
    nmqnmf
    nmf
    
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19. lollypopgrl7
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    lazy fact #7256452565156897
    you were too lazy to read that number
    
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20. lollypopgrl7
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    Riddle #8
    One day a man walks into a house
    goes up the stairs, turns on the light, and
    looks out the window. He comes back
    inside, turns off the light
    and goes back down stairs and kills himself.
    WHY?
    50 faves and i'll post the answer
    (think closely about the house + you can ask yes or no questions, just comment)
    
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