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  1. rachel6931 rachel6931
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 3:19pm UTC
    no shoes, no shirt ,
    and I still get service.
    Fave if you know where this is from.
    nmf

  2. malpal98 malpal98
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    Edward Cullen
    Okay, I have to say it. I'm gay. I've lived with it for too long.
    55 minutes ago · comment · like
    Harry Potter Umm, everyone already knew that.
    21 minutes ago · Like
    Ron Weasley You sparkle, of course you're gay.
    20 minutes ago · Like
    Bella Cullen Seriously, Edward? You couldn't have told me? You f***ing a**hole
    sparkly fairy!
    19 minutes ago · Like
    Jacob Black So that means you and Bella aren't together anymore?
    19 minutes ago · Like
    Mike the Situation Oooh, we got a heavy situation right here...
    18 minutes ago · Like
    Jacob Black Who the hell are you?
    16 minutes ago · Like
    Bella Swan Notice how i've changed my last name back, Edward. And Jacob, that means I'm single now.
    5 minutes ago · Like
    Voldemort aww c'mon! I was team Edward. Now I owe Dumbledore 20 galleons.
    2 minutes ago · Albus Dumbledore likes this


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. WittyWittyPrincess WittyWittyPrincess
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 7:18am UTC
    Girl : How much do you Love me?
    Boy:as much as there are stars in the sky!
    Girl: but it's morning..
    Boy:Exactly!

  5. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 7:22am UTC
    Kevin
    Today I was approached by Beyonce. She said to me "Excuse me. You haven't seen my phone have you?" I said "No sorry. Have you tried calling it?" She said, "No. I put it on silent." I said, "If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it."
    24 hours ago · comment · like
    20 people like this
    Rachel
    UNBELIEVABLE COMEBACK! WHAT WAS HER RESPONCE??
    23 hours ago · Like
    Wayne
    ^^^^..................
    22 hours ago · Like

  6. TheGirlWhoLived TheGirlWhoLived
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 7:26am UTC
    Voldemort and Tom Riddle are now friends.
    Today at 21:11 •Like • Comment •See Friendship
    Harry Potter
    Wait, what?
    5 minutes ago · Like
    Voldemort
    I need to send farmville gifts to myself.
    3 minutes ago · Like

  7. lolatyourfaceokay lolatyourfaceokay
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 2:34pm UTC
    What do I need to do to make you like me again?
    What went wrong between us?
    </3
    nmf

  8. KyliexMcKee KyliexMcKee
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 3:35pm UTC
    EVER wonder..
    what kind of crazy stuff you'd find, in
    Lady Gaga's house?

  9. sunnyd721 sunnyd721
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    mom: How is our pregnant little daughter ?
    daughter: how did you know?
    I meant perfect
    wait.... WHAT!?

  10. lautnerbabe96 lautnerbabe96
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 1:39pm UTC
    Adorable:
    Guy: i dont like you in that dress
    girl: ok
    guy: next time you will wear a long dress
    girl: (what am i a nun?) ok fine
    guy:and a veil
    girl:(angry)
    guy:wearing this ring
    girl : (speechles):d
    nmf.

  11. NeverShoutBecca NeverShoutBecca
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 7:12pm UTC
    Stalking people on Witty
    and looking at their pictures saying:
    "I wish I was that pretty."

  12. pandas_go_rawr pandas_go_rawr
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 2:09pm UTC
    today a boy told me
    onions were the only food
    that can make you cry.
    That was BEFORE i hit him
    with a watermelon.

  13. xoTerraox xoTerraox
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 2:15pm UTC
    Nutella♥

  14. athenadawsonXD athenadawsonXD
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 2:18pm UTC
    Who eles remembers?
    when The Jonas Brothers were ALWAYS on he front on those little kid magazines and them BAM Justin Bieber was discovered and took all there fame, LMFAO<33

  15. neonpandaninja neonpandaninja
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 2:19pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. LEXIExTAYLOR LEXIExTAYLOR
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 3:23pm UTC
    survey says that..
    29% of owners sleep with their pets on the bed.
    I tried it once.
    my freakin goldfish died.

  17. emilxo emilxo
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 6:43pm UTC
    Am i the only one;
    who HATES when people spell cool with a "k" ?

  18. lexibabyyx3 lexibabyyx3
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 5:15pm UTC
    I hate it when teachers repeatedly ask questions, and after 6-7, they say
    "It's always the same 3 people raising their hands"
    then start calling on random people.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. xXxRandomizerXxX xXxRandomizerXxX
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 10:32pm UTC
    Admit it,we all still use our fingers,
    to count in math class.

  20. xXxRandomizerXxX xXxRandomizerXxX
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 10:35pm UTC
    Admit it,
    ~~~~~~~lol~~~~~~~ looks like a drowning person.

:)

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