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localikeaboss4673

1. localikeaboss4673
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   December 4, 2011 5:19pm UTC
   i got kicked out of math class today..
   why?!
   apparently what comes after 69 isnt mouthwash..
   i love you, man
   
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2. localikeaboss4673
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   December 4, 2011 5:17pm UTC
   He broke her heart.
   She broke his xbox.
   Who cried harder?
   
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3. localikeaboss4673
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   December 3, 2011 10:11am UTC
   last year i wished for the sexiest person alive for christmas...i woke up in a box.
   
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4. localikeaboss4673
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   November 28, 2011 7:53pm UTC
   sober is sexxy
   
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5. localikeaboss4673
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   November 28, 2011 7:38pm UTC
   lol jk..i hate you
   
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6. localikeaboss4673
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   November 28, 2011 3:46pm UTC
   the only way a guy should hurt a girl
   is by hugging her too tight.
   
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7. localikeaboss4673
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   November 27, 2011 12:38pm UTC
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   November 26, 2011 11:50am UTC
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   November 22, 2011 9:00pm UTC
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10. localikeaboss4673
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    November 21, 2011 5:11pm UTC
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11. localikeaboss4673
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    November 20, 2011 7:17pm UTC
    heaven is never too far
    
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12. localikeaboss4673
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    November 20, 2011 4:14pm UTC
    there are some girls waiting for their prince charming,
    but there are some girls who are waiting for their doctor to come into their hospital room and tell them they've been cured.
    
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13. localikeaboss4673
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    November 19, 2011 5:31pm UTC
    teacher: maria, come to the map and find north america
    maria:its right...*points* there.
    teacher: good! now class, who discovered north america?
    class:maria
    
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14. localikeaboss4673
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    November 19, 2011 5:28pm UTC
    BeTruthful.
    A - Available? Yes
    B - Birthday? February 13
    C - Crushing on? nope..they're all nubs...
    D - Drink you last had? milk <3
    E - Easiest person to talk to? milllllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee F - Favorite song? Paradise, fix you, fly, sing for the moment, the list goes on...
    G - Gummy bears or gummy worms? Bears b*tch!
    H - Hometown? millis...except NOBODY knows where that is. HEH.
    I - In love with? chocolate
    J - Jealous of? Jillian..her house isnt crazy and her parents actually like eachother..
    K - Killed someone? no. STOP ASSUMING.
    L - Longest car ride? 2 1/2 days
    M - Milkshake flavor? chocolate
    N - Number of siblings? 2
    O - One wish? to be happy for a long time...and to have skiing finally come!!!
    P - Person you texted last? my HOMIE G!! millie.
    Q - Question you are always asked? everything ok, there??
    R - Reason to smile? i...forget...
    S - Song you last listened to? coldplay paradise <3
    T - Time you woke up? 8:50
    U - Underwear color? hmm...not telling, you sketcher..
    V - Violent moment you had? You dont wanan know
    W - Worst habit? keeping things all stuffy inside...
    X - X-rays you had? LE BELLY
    Y - Yoyos are? Stupid
    Z - Zodiac sign? aquarious. ALL DONE.
    Repost : )
    
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15. localikeaboss4673
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    November 19, 2011 4:54pm UTC
    it's never too late to be who you might've been...
    
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16. localikeaboss4673
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    November 19, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    dear sleep,
    i know we had problems when i was younger..
    but i love you now
    
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17. localikeaboss4673
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    November 17, 2011 8:20pm UTC
    do you actually care or are you just curious?
    
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18. localikeaboss4673
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    November 17, 2011 8:09pm UTC
    you are my sunshine
    my only sunshine
    you make me happy
    when skies are gray
    you'll never know dear
    how much i love you
    please dont take my sunshine way
    i cry whenever i hear this
    
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19. localikeaboss4673
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    November 17, 2011 8:06pm UTC
    such a beautiful disaster
    
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20. localikeaboss4673
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    November 17, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    one mistake and they all start to judge
    
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