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  1. lmt96 lmt96
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2010 8:15pm UTC
    & remember when at recess you would steal the teachers sticks that they use to call on people and put girl and boy names together and act like its a big deal <3

  2. lmt96 lmt96
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2010 7:20pm UTC
    Weekends are so hard to get through because i cant see your face or hear your voice

  3. lmt96 lmt96
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2010 4:58pm UTC
    da bears!!!
    ya we won

  4. lmt96 lmt96
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2010 3:09pm UTC
    Me: What's wrong
    Friend:You wouldn't understand
    Me:O well tell me and if i don't understand ill Google it
    Fave if you sometimes wanna say this to your friends

  5. lmt96 lmt96
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 2:01pm UTC
    I wonder what
    Lady Gaga
    wears for her
    Pajamas????

  6. lmt96 lmt96
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2010 9:30pm UTC
    If someone comes up to you throws a skittle at you and say TASTE THE RAINBOW take a Mcdonalds box and say FEEL THE LOVE
    fave if u get it

  7. lmt96 lmt96
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2010 9:28pm UTC
    My teacher was talking about what will happen in 100 years. And how we are going to have so much technology blah blah blah. But I said to myself we are all gonna die in 2012. DUH

  8. lmt96 lmt96
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 6:02pm UTC
    Boy in my class:Thats as funny as hell
    I thought:o yes because hell is so funny

  9. lmt96 lmt96
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 9:43pm UTC
    The boys in my class were hot glueing there fingers together and then i had that sudden feeling of i wanna try!!!!!!!

  10. lmt96 lmt96
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2010 11:34am UTC
    Remember when i know u r but what im i was the greatest comback ever

  11. lmt96 lmt96
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2010 6:18pm UTC
    Fave if you don't read the quotes written in cursive
    i dont lol

  12. lmt96 lmt96
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2010 5:50pm UTC
    So we used to....
    Worry about our customes for Halloween
    Worry about our T.V. time
    Worry about our dessert after dinner
    Worry about how much money we got for our birthday
    Worry about our friends
    Now we .....
    Worry about how we look everyday
    Worry about how much time we get on our Ipods
    Worry about how much dessert we eat so we don't become chubby
    Worry about how much money we have for the next trend
    Worry about boys
    Alot has changed

  13. lmt96 lmt96
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2010 5:38pm UTC
    Friend: im not going trick-or-treating this year.
    Me:Why
    Friend:Cause im too old
    Me:ooooo
    Me:(thinking sucker im going to be getting candy while u r sitting at home answering the door every 2 seconds lol) ;)

  14. lmt96 lmt96
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2010 1:36pm UTC
    am i the only one who is laying in bed and relieves they forgot to do some of there homework

  15. lmt96 lmt96
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2010 6:24pm UTC
    i love my phone because my friends are in it

  16. lmt96 lmt96
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2010 6:23pm UTC
    Life tip #319
    Duct tape should never be used for painful practical jokes

  17. lmt96 lmt96
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2010 6:21pm UTC
    Save the world
    (its the only planet with chocolate)

  18. lmt96 lmt96
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2010 6:20pm UTC
    Here is all
    You need to know
    About men and women
    men are dumb
    & women are crazy
    and the reason
    Women are crazy
    is because
    Men are dumb

  19. lmt96 lmt96
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2010 6:16pm UTC
    I HAVE THE CAPE. I MAKE THE WHOOSH NOISES!!!

  20. lmt96 lmt96
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2010 6:15pm UTC
    DRINK COFFEE!
    Do Dumb Things Faster with More Energy!!!

:)

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