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lmfao1

1. lmfao1
   posted a quote
   November 6, 2011 9:19am UTC
   He who laughs last doesnt get it.
   
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2. lmfao1
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   November 6, 2011 9:14am UTC
   The worst excuse as to not handing in your homework is "I couldn't find anyone to copy it off from"
   
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3. lmfao1
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   November 6, 2011 9:07am UTC
   Vaccumes Suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
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4. lmfao1
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   November 6, 2011 8:50am UTC
   when a guy walks up to you and slaps you he would say
   "sorry you have a very slapible face''
   
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5. lmfao1
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   November 3, 2011 5:29pm UTC
   Duct tape is like the force, it has a darkside,a light side, and holds the world together.
   
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6. lmfao1
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   November 3, 2011 5:20pm UTC
   P.S. to all my readers i copyright some of my quotes please note it's not stealing and you dont have to report me but i use a couple of my quotes from www.coolfunnyquotes.com/ please go there and read the awsome quotes they have or not and say you did
   
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7. lmfao1
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   November 3, 2011 5:18pm UTC
   don't you just hate it when you look up at the sky at night and see the beautiful stars and the dark sky and you say to yourself "were the heck is my ceiling"
   
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8. lmfao1
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   November 3, 2011 5:16pm UTC
   Everyone is entitled to there own opinion, it's just yours is stupid
   
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9. lmfao1
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   October 21, 2011 1:53pm UTC
   Friend:hey so what are you doing this weekend
   me: oooh sure like you actually want me to tell you, you just want me to tell you what i'm doing to get it out of the way so you can bore me with what you're doing this weekend
   friend: actually i was going to see if you could come over but okay dont tell me good day;)
   
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10. lmfao1
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    October 21, 2011 1:48pm UTC
    Its more likely that people will say the can't
    because they're only afriad what you'll think once they are
    
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11. lmfao1
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    October 21, 2011 1:46pm UTC
    you shouldnt like ninjas they'll cut off your head,
    and you shouldnt like me i'll steal your bread
    
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12. lmfao1
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    October 21, 2011 1:36pm UTC
    All people can think about is whats going to happen in the future or what happen in the past but no matter what the furture will always be there and so will the past so why dont we all just stop what were doing wake up and smell the coffee its life we arent ment to know whats going to happen on the future thats why its called the furture and whats the past is whats the past its gone done with
    
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13. lmfao1
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    October 21, 2011 1:20pm UTC
    just remember when someone says they love that means they think of you almost every moment of there life and even when you dont say or think it too just think how heart broken they'll be when your really just seeing another person
    
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14. lmfao1
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    October 21, 2011 1:09pm UTC
    some people say they cant live with you but there only trying to hide the fact that they can't live without you
    
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15. lmfao1
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    October 20, 2011 8:43am UTC
    your life doesnt go on forever so make sure the people you love know that you love them. life is fragile when you or somone dies its instint like how people die in car crashes know one knows how quick and easy you could die just like you have 1000000000 even more different ways to die . live life right and enjoy your life before its all gone
    
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16. lmfao1
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    October 20, 2011 8:37am UTC
    Once you go out with a guy months later you get ingaged then when you get married to that person you think you two will spend forever togetther until you find out they never loved you. the world can be cruel but we all live in this world who ever thought out of the millions of people that live on earth only one can make someone hurt forever and then your scared for life on what will happen when you try agian.
    
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17. lmfao1
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    October 20, 2011 8:32am UTC
    you think you know someone untill the next time you see them all over the guy you like and the guy who likes you. then the next thing you say to your friend is the truth they say we shouldnt be friends any more and you agree its awkward when two years later you and that same person are partners in a school project or have to sit next to that person in chemestry class
    
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18. lmfao1
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    October 20, 2011 8:10am UTC
    when someone important in your life is gone or died people will tell you to get over them but the truth is the person who is telling you that really misses them too......
    
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19. lmfao1
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    October 20, 2011 8:07am UTC
    For some people love is like pistacheos
    they always come back for more!
    
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20. lmfao1
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    October 20, 2011 8:05am UTC
    NEVER PUNCH A WALL
    it always wins :P
    
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