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lizzyam123

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Member Since: 18 Mar 2011 06:50pm

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user id: 159022

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lizzyam123
posted a quote
January 27, 2012 11:58pm UTC

When you don't have any rules because your mom isn't a regular mom, she's a cool mom.

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lizzyam123
posted a quote
January 27, 2012 11:53pm UTC

You think you can just show up and tell me how to live my life?

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lizzyam123
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January 27, 2012 11:37pm UTC

I wish someone would notice I'm not okay, but then again I'm not giving away any hints.

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lizzyam123
posted a quote
December 25, 2011 8:03pm UTC

If your age is on the clock,
Y o u ' r e t o o y o u n g f o r c o c k .
nmf/nmq

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lizzyam123
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 9:34pm UTC

People say everything happens for a reason...
so when I punch you in the face, I have a reason.
tubmlr

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lizzyam123
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 7:17pm UTC

Drop everything now, meet me in the pouring rain
kiss me on the sidewalk, take away the
pain.
NMF
TSWIFT

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lizzyam123
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 6:59pm UTC

I took a chance, I took a shot
and you might think I'm bullet proof, but I'm not.
- taylor swift. format to tylerr

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lizzyam123
posted a quote
October 9, 2011 12:59am UTC

The Awkward Moment when you're about to hug someone sexy as hell, and then you hit the mirror.
nmq saw it on fb

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lizzyam123
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 5:30pm UTC

Dear Math,
I'm not a therapist.
Solve your own problems.
nmq

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lizzyam123
posted a quote
August 8, 2011 2:59pm UTC

Everyone in my family
has their own official seat at the
kitchen table
nmf/nmq

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lizzyam123
posted a quote
June 21, 2011 12:02am UTC

I've always wanted to be someone's
first kiss♥
nmf

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lizzyam123
posted a quote
June 6, 2011 8:05pm UTC

When I Lose “Who cares it’s only a game”…When I win “HAHA IN YOUR FACE!”nmq

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lizzyam123
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June 6, 2011 7:58pm UTC

I do alot of things before I fall asleep.Play scenes in my head have endless what ifs. practice the things I want to say make plans for the next day and ask myself alot of questions*nmq*

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lizzyam123
posted a quote
June 2, 2011 10:46pm UTC

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Seeing a really hot little kid with your friend
and going
"OMG
if he were older I would date him"
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
ilw

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lizzyam123
posted a quote
June 2, 2011 10:13pm UTC

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Anyone else remember;
"Jinx!
You owe me a soda"
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
ilw

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lizzyam123
posted a quote
May 30, 2011 10:24am UTC

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lizzyam123
posted a quote
May 30, 2011 9:58am UTC

& Who else used to bring cupcakes on their
birthday in elementary school?
The thing is, I still do.
♥
any one else?

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lizzyam123
posted a quote
May 23, 2011 1:15pm UTC

Be nice to your brother
[h i s f r i e n d s m a y b e h o t ]
♥♥ ♥

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lizzyam123
posted a quote
May 17, 2011 8:36pm UTC

& Now I'm wondering,
was it ever real, or just part or your big game? ♥

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lizzyam123
posted a quote
May 16, 2011 11:47am UTC

When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people can hear it too.'
format belongs to wittygirl2010'

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