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lizzie2208

1. lizzie2208
   posted a quote
   January 4, 2013 5:50pm UTC
   I AM QUITTING BECAUSE
   I had to delete everything I made in the past few months
   because people decided that even though I have been here for over 2 years
   I cant write stuff because I am not 13
   And were pretty mean to me about it.
   Goodbye Witty!
   Had some fun times but Iooks like it's time for me to go.
   
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2. lizzie2208
   posted a quote
   July 29, 2012 10:38pm UTC
   I joined Witty when I was 10
   2010:No problems.
   In 2012
   People are posting quotes telling us to "Get the F/ck off Witty"
   Why do you care?
   
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3. lizzie2208
   posted a quote
   July 23, 2012 9:15pm UTC
   First day of Summmer Camp:
   *Wierd Girl Walks In*
   Me: *Thinking* Please dont sit next to me... please....
   Girl: *Sits Down Next to Me* Hi! I'm Janellefloresssarane! Whats you're name?
   Stalked for the Week
   Format Credit to Louis09
   
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4. lizzie2208
   posted a quote
   June 16, 2012 9:01am UTC
   MAKING A SIMPLE QUOTE:
   Cuz honestly, I'm to lazy to find codes anymore.
   
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5. lizzie2208
   posted a quote
   June 2, 2012 8:47am UTC
   I will not
   Share
   My iPod
   Its called a iPod
   Not a usPod
   
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6. lizzie2208
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2012 10:04pm UTC
   Moving Into New House:
   Normal People: Wheres my room?
   Me: *falls down stairs* THIS HOUSE IS CURSED!
   Format Credit to Louis09
   
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7. lizzie2208
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2012 9:54pm UTC
   Yesterday I fell off my bike
   I scraped both of my knees
   And I'm like
   "NOOOOOO! MY SLURPEE!"
   FAVE IF YOU do the same
   
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8. lizzie2208
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2012 9:52pm UTC
   Teacher: Elizabeth? I forgot my marking in my office. Can you get it? Its under the banana.
   Me: The... the banana?
   Teacher:Yeah the Banana
   Me:
   Teacher:
   Me:
   Teacher:
   Me:
   Teacher:
   Me: Uhhhh ok. I'll go do... that... thing... under the banana....
   
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9. lizzie2208
   posted a quote
   January 9, 2012 8:33pm UTC
   Watching the bachelor:
   *Girl with boobs auditions for children*
   Girl: " I wasnt a fan of the girl with the... you know..."
   Boy: "I like her"
   LOL
   
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10. lizzie2208
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    Witty is missing one quote category:
    Hate
    
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11. lizzie2208
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 9:22am UTC
    Playing hide and seek...
    Me: "Where is Katie...."
    Katie: "I'M HERE LIZZIE"
    Me:"Ummm.... Ok. Well now I need to find Audrey."
    [Audrey comes running down the hall]
    Me; "I GIVE UP!"
    
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12. lizzie2208
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    That sense of
    Pride
    When you are the first to fave a quote and see it in top quotes the next day.
    
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13. lizzie2208
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    Reading a awesome book with a horrible ending, slaming it down on the table and just walking away.
    (Shatter Me)
    
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14. lizzie2208
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    That sad quote...
    That is better then all the quotes on top quotes, but nobody likes it because it is not dressed up.
    
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15. lizzie2208
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 10:01pm UTC
    When a guy joins Witty. He can get 80% of the people on witty following him in a week.
    But when a girl joins, she slaves over her computer posting and posting for months until she can get 15 followers.
    
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16. lizzie2208
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    I named my cat Perry
    so when she ate my eggs while I was getting salt
    I yelled
    "CURSE YOU PERRY THE KITTEN"
    
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17. lizzie2208
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    We are the generation of
    Super Models
    and
    Strippers
    
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18. lizzie2208
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    Has anyone else clicked random,
    AND GOTTEN THEIR OWN QUOTE
    
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19. lizzie2208
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    I
    f
    you are reading this. Go to comments and write something random to confuse everyone else
    
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20. lizzie2208
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    On new years, my aunt changes the channel to a countdown somewhere else so it is a few hours early, and we pretend that it is midnight just so she can get them to bed.
    
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