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1013luvsick
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December 12, 2012 9:21pm UTC

TUMBLR IS DOWN? There goes my life..

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AustinH
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July 14, 2012 11:39am UTC

When I was a kid,
it was Disney 411,
not Disney 365.

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xRutty9078
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July 14, 2012 12:21pm UTC

I hate it when I’m singing a song and someone joins in,
And I’m like;
Please, this isn’t Glee.

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stay_with_me
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July 5, 2012 8:37pm UTC

You know what would be great? Fat free Nutella.

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timraandnicole
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July 5, 2012 4:42pm UTC

click to see this quote

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carebear123
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June 14, 2012 4:42pm UTC

☐ single
☐ taken
✔ mentally dating all of One Direction even though none of them know you exist.♥

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carebear123
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June 16, 2012 3:55pm UTC

Why #1
Why do we wash towels? Aren't we clean when we get out of the shower?
series?comment/fav.

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carebear123
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June 16, 2012 4:31pm UTC

Why #4
Why is it called having a cold when you and you're temperature is hot?
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carebear123
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June 16, 2012 4:38pm UTC

Why #5
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
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Alaska Young*
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June 13, 2012 9:21pm UTC

Oh so you call me a wh0re? I didn't know the defintion of a wh0re was being a virgin, not sending sexts, having one night stands. When I look up wh0re i see your name not mine

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aosias23
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June 12, 2012 6:59pm UTC

GIRLS IN MY SCHOOL.
girl #1- omgg i missed you so much during last period!!!
girl #2- Mee too, i can't live with out you ( then hug) < 3333
Me and my friends in school.
Me: Heey beotttchh
friend- sup whorreee

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DezaraeLynn_
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June 12, 2012 3:24pm UTC

My parents need help.

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伤*
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June 11, 2012 1:24pm UTC

Kevin the pigeon was louis' imaginary
friend from when he was 6 since all the children bullied him
due to the lack of sporting abilities,
LOUIS STILL CAN'T PLAY TENNIS
WITHOUT CRYING
♥
format credit to OneDirection

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yourcool
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June 9, 2012 7:36pm UTC

Nice outfit.
did it come with a pole?

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DezaraeLynn_
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May 31, 2012 7:07pm UTC

f ake friends
t rue thoughts

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nicolelovesyou327
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May 30, 2012 5:14pm UTC

True conversation between my bestfriend and I
Him- Green
Me-Grey
I love you!(:
Oh really? Prove it.(:
I dropped a tear in the ocean and the day you find it, will be the day I stop loving you<3
nmf

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伤*
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May 25, 2012 4:18pm UTC

*What I think when reading One Direction tweets*
Zayn:You deep mother f*cker.
Liam: You are so adorable omg let me love you okay
Niall: I feel you, bro.
Louis: lol you homosexual.
Harry: Wtf...
(OneDirection)

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unitopia25
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May 23, 2012 5:16pm UTC

Who else
hates the way their voice sounds in recordings?

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Colgate
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May 23, 2012 4:16pm UTC

Going to a friend's house:
Normal People: Oh what a lovely home this is!
Me: What's your wifi password?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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