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livsbestfriendryan
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January 23, 2012 8:42pm UTC

I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAVE MEANT
SOMETHING TO YOU

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 8:37pm UTC

PLeASe tell your pants
its rude to point

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livsbestfriendryan
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January 23, 2012 2:26pm UTC

How to teleport:
-Choose the location you wish to teleport to
-Quickly drink a bottle of vodka
-Wake up in your bed, or desired location
:WARNING:
-As in movies, you may feel sick after teleporting
-No guarantee that you will wake up where you intended to♥
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quote credit to justanotherteen

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livsbestfriendryan
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January 22, 2012 3:20pm UTC

that awkward moment when you're so sexy, that everyone is intimidated to approach you, and you end up being single forever...

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livsbestfriendryan
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January 21, 2012 11:05am UTC

click to see this quote

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livsbestfriendryan
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January 16, 2012 2:20pm UTC

the tooth fairy
is teaching little boys&girls that they can sell their body parts for money
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livsbestfriendryan
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January 13, 2012 4:13pm UTC

I have no respect
for guys that dont treat women right.
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livsbestfriendryan
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January 8, 2012 9:05pm UTC

Dreams;
that's where I have to go, to see your beautiful face
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livsbestfriendryan
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January 8, 2012 7:12pm UTC

Haters report my quotes for no reason;
because you do not like me or my quotes doesn't mean you have any right to report the ones that do not have any fowl or offensive language in them. My quote was about coughing infront of smokers. SO WHAT? Someone reported it after it had over 2000 favorites. I rarely get a quote over 2000 faves and the one time I do someone goes and reports it for no reason. All you stuck up wittians are not making anyone want to stay on this website. I'm basically done with witty now. Thanks to the person who reported that quote. You have made me leave witty. See you all for now. I love my followers.
-livsbestfriendryan
©livsbestfriendryan

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 6:21pm UTC

Sending a risky text&thinking
"oh god, they hate me," if they don't respond within 30 seconds
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livsbestfriendryan
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January 7, 2012 6:18pm UTC

Coughing in front of smokers
to make them feel guilty that they're dirtying my air
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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 6:16pm UTC

Now I'm pacing back&forth
wishing you were at my door♥
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livsbestfriendryan
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January 7, 2012 6:12pm UTC

This night is sparkling
don't you let it go♥
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livsbestfriendryan
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January 7, 2012 6:09pm UTC

All I can say is it was,
Enchanting to meet you♥
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January 7, 2012 6:07pm UTC

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January 7, 2012 6:05pm UTC

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January 6, 2012 10:31pm UTC

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January 5, 2012 10:11pm UTC

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livsbestfriendryan
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January 4, 2012 8:20pm UTC

I never drink when I'm happy or for fun
I never cut until I came into 7th grade
I never wanted to die until I turned 12
I love how my friends are always there
to make me feel even worse
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January 4, 2012 8:17pm UTC

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