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livluvlaf1127

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Location: Bradford, England.

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My mind are stars I cannot
fathom into
constellations.
-The Fault In Our Stars♥

Welcome To My World.
You can call me Mrs. Malik.
One Direction has pretty much ruined my life.
Ed Sheeran wrote my feelings into words.
Demi Lovato helped me stay strong.
And Witty saved my life.
Witty has been my home for about 3 years,
& it always will be.
I'm in love with you,
& all your Little Things.
♥

Harry Styles. Louis Tomlinson. Zayn Malik. Niall Horan. Liam Payne.

livluvlaf1127
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 2:08pm UTC

Dear Knight in shining armor,
i'd rather have a ninja.
Sincerely,
not so average girl
-not my format-

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livluvlaf1127
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 1:58pm UTC

Today
my mom got a new phone.
i just got a text from her saying
i need help.
My phone keeps reading my texts out loud and i want it to stop.
before i went to help her,
i sent a text with about 25 ha''s in it,
just so i could hear it laugh at her.
MLIA

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livluvlaf1127
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 1:38pm UTC

Today
my sister & I were playing with my dad's GPS.
We discovered how to change what the GPS said when you turn the wrong way.
instead of "Re-Calculating,
we changed it to
"typical males don't listen"
can't wait to use it next.
MLIA
notmyformat♥

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livluvlaf1127
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 1:13pm UTC

A while back
I was watching my cousin, who was 2 at the time,
& he was learning animal sounds.
h e knew almost everyone , so i asked ,
"What does a turtle say?"
he replied with,
"DUUUUUUUUUDE!!!"
from nemo.
i am proud. to call him my cousin.
-MLIA-

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livluvlaf1127
posted a quote
June 26, 2011 7:41pm UTC

Today
i realized 'huddle' is a mixture of
'hug' and 'cuddle.'
i will never see football
the same way ever again.
MLIA
nmf/q

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livluvlaf1127
posted a quote
June 26, 2011 6:57pm UTC

{{ Today }}
i searched Narnia on
Google Maps,
>>One of the options were<<
'Narnia Childcare Center'
Definitely sending my kids there
MLIA

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livluvlaf1127
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 6:00pm UTC

A couple weeks ago
my history teacher gave us an essay to do,
but he said if you didn't want it counted,
to draw a giant unicorn on the top of your paper.
Most kids drew giant unicorns on their paper.
I drew a panda and wrote,
"This panda says _____ only wants this essay to be counted,
if it will bring her scores up."
Guess who's final grade went up 3 points?
MLIA
♥

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livluvlaf1127
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 5:42pm UTC

Today I found out
t h a t T i m e s S q u a r e i s a c t u a l l y a t r i a n g l e.
I ' v e b e e n l i v i n g a l i e a l l m y l i f e .
MLIA

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livluvlaf1127
posted a quote
June 24, 2011 7:27pm UTC

De a r i c e c r e a m t r u c k ,
The s i g n o n t h e c o r n e r s a y s
"Dead E n d" not " Do Not Enter "
S i n c e r e l y .
W e w an t i c e c r e a m t o o

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June 24, 2011 5:50pm UTC

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posted a quote
June 24, 2011 5:45pm UTC

If I had a flower
for everytime you made me
smile & laugh
I'd have a garden to walk in
forever.

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livluvlaf1127
posted a quote
June 23, 2011 10:10am UTC

& I'm at school.
on Witty,
trying to figure out,.
How my teacher doesn't notice.
:)

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livluvlaf1127
posted a quote
June 21, 2011 6:34pm UTC

& remember
Mr. Noodle from Elmo's World?
<3
:)

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livluvlaf1127
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 8:39pm UTC

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see this link?
if u go on this link,
i will,
1) fave ur latest quotes
2) follow you
3) and leave you a quick comment about how i HONESTLY think of u!!
all u have to do is:
1) visit this link
2) post this on ur friends witty/ facebook/ twitter
3) fave this quote and leave a quick comment saying u did..
THANK YOU!!!!
♥
nmf.

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livluvlaf1127
posted a quote
June 17, 2011 5:29pm UTC

you
write such pretty words,
but life isn't a storybook.
nmf/nmq

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livluvlaf1127
posted a quote
June 17, 2011 5:20pm UTC

i have learned
not to worry about love
but to be to treasure it when it comes,
with all my heart♥

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June 15, 2011 6:16pm UTC

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livluvlaf1127
posted a quote
June 14, 2011 6:02pm UTC

<<<<<<<
>>>>>>>
& who else
dances around the house when you have your ipod plugged in.
:)

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livluvlaf1127
posted a quote
June 13, 2011 12:27pm UTC

i flip open my phone
→ & stare at the keyboard
//////////// i want to hear his voice so badly,
TOxBExCONNECTEDxTOxHIM
to ask him why & how
&what i could do to make it better,
but | you | can't |force|someone
to love you
[</3] [</3]

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livluvlaf1127
posted a quote
June 13, 2011 12:15pm UTC

Im going to smile
like nothing's wrong,
talk like everything's perfect,
act like everything's a dream,
& pretend he's not
hurting me
</3

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