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livluvlaf1127

Status: I Got A Dirty Mouth....

Member Since: 16 Dec 2010 12:25pm

Last Seen: 3 Apr 2016 09:58pm

Location: Bradford, England.

Gender: F

user id: 140038

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My mind are stars I cannot
fathom into
constellations.

-The Fault In Our Stars
Welcome To My World.
You can call me Mrs. Malik.
One Direction has pretty much ruined my life.
Ed Sheeran wrote my feelings into words.

Demi Lovato helped me stay strong.
And Witty saved my life.

Witty has been my home for about 3 years,
& it always will be.

I'm in love with you,
& all your Little Things.

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Harry Styles. Louis Tomlinson. Zayn Malik. Niall Horan. Liam Payne.

  1. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 1:41pm EDT
    Dear boobs,
    nice try.
    sincerely, gay cop

    nmf

  2. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 1:46pm EDT
    Dear microwave,
    please heat up my food, not the bowl that holds the food.

  3. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 3:37pm EDT
    Dear moth,
    please hold still as i try to kill yo- OMG NOT THE FACE!
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 6:57pm EDT
    >> Today <<
    on the way to the grocery store,
    there was a black SUV in front of us.
    i t had a bumper st icker on it ,
    like the ones for "support the troops"but instead it said,
    '" s u p p o r t t h e n i n j a s ! "
    i a g r e e . .
    M L I A

  5. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 7:28pm EDT
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    Dear Shower,
    what is it about you that makes me want to burst into song?

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 6:25pm EDT
    & who
    else
    »»»remembers
    Pinky Dinky Doo?
    n m f

  7. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 2:42pm EDT
    dear students,
    if i have 3 bottles in one hand, and 5 in the other...
    what do i have?
    sincerely, a
    drinking problem?

  8. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 2:31pm EDT
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    Dear family,
    do you mind informing me that there's guests?
    sincerely, t-shirt and underwear

  9. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 6:15pm EDT
    Dear Balloon,
    Love will find a way.
    Sincerely, Porcupine
    ♥♥
    n m f .

  10. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 6:03pm EDT
    Dear Cinderella,
    If your shoe fits perfectly, than how did it fall off?
    Sincerely, puzzled little girl

  11. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 5:55pm EDT
    Dear children of today,
    We want you to know that we're sorry you have to grow up with this trash they call television.
    Sincerely, children of the 90's
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  12. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 2:15pm EDT
    Dear teachers,
    Students give you apples for a reason.
    Sincerely, Snow White
    nmf

  13. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 1:59pm EDT
    Dear Period,
    i was just packing for my one week vacation by the ocean.
    Sincerely, perfect timing

  14. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 1:35pm EDT
    Dear Adele,
    thank you for showing the world that curvy girls can be beautiful.
    Sincerely, struggling

  15. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 1:15pm EDT
    Dear that's what she said,
    Yeah, she did, but not to you.
    Sincerely, Jerk

  16. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:29pm EDT
    click to see this quote

  17. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 2:04pm EDT
    Stupid laws. #9
    In Florida, it is illegal to have sexual relations with a porcupine.
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  18. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 1:53pm EDT
    Today,
    I found out the guy who bought the Segway company, died by falling of a cliff...
    on a Segway.
    Oh the irony.
    MLIA
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  19. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 8:22pm EDT
    Dude, I wasn't that drunk!
    Dude, You were screaming Never!! at a Justin Bieber poster!!
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    not a hater, just thought it was funny

  20. livluvlaf1127 livluvlaf1127
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 8:18pm EDT
    Unless...
    Lizzie comes back from Rome,
    Kim Possible finds a new rival,
    Amanda goes back to her show,
    Zack & Cody go back to the Tipton,
    Miley wakes up and it was all a dream,
    Raven comes back from college,
    or Corey moves back to San Francisco,
    Disney is dead.
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