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livluvlaf1127

Status: I Got A Dirty Mouth....

Member Since: 16 Dec 2010 12:25pm

Last Seen: 3 Apr 2016 09:58pm

Location: Bradford, England.

Gender: F

user id: 140038

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My mind are stars I cannot
fathom into
constellations.
-The Fault In Our Stars♥

Welcome To My World.
You can call me Mrs. Malik.
One Direction has pretty much ruined my life.
Ed Sheeran wrote my feelings into words.
Demi Lovato helped me stay strong.
And Witty saved my life.
Witty has been my home for about 3 years,
& it always will be.
I'm in love with you,
& all your Little Things.
♥

Harry Styles. Louis Tomlinson. Zayn Malik. Niall Horan. Liam Payne.

livluvlaf1127
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 5:19pm UTC

I'm trying to get back to that place.
Where i didn't care
what anyone thought of me.
i was happy.
Until he stole my heart.
And never gave it back.
He told me i was his first love.
That he would never have a connection with another person like he had with me.
He's one hell of a liar.
i just want to be strong again.
is that too much to ask?
nmf
(my quote, my true feelings, just venting)

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livluvlaf1127
posted a quote
March 14, 2012 6:19pm UTC

~Behind my smile~
<<is a hurting heart.>>
{Behind my laugh,}
I'm-falling-apart.
//Look close at me//
{and you will see}
the girl i am
ISN'T ME.

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livluvlaf1127
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 6:09pm UTC

Today
I went to Applebees.
& at the one i go to,
they have a PLASTIC PONY.
Halfway through my meal,
i see a 4 year old boy
beating on it with
a spoon,
{saying}
"WHY.WON'T.YOU.
TURN. INTO. A.
UNICORN!"
HITTING IT AFTER EVERY WORD.
I♥ this kid.

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livluvlaf1127
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 11:32am UTC

Use your smile.
to change the world.
Don't let the world
change your smile.

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livluvlaf1127
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 11:28am UTC

Voldemort
is a lot like a teenage girl.
>he has a diary<
-a favorite ring and necklace-
~a pet he adores~
{and an obssesion with a teenage boy}

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livluvlaf1127
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 11:12am UTC

I'm on the raw food diet.
cookie dough is raw.
♥
Risa7373 format.

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livluvlaf1127
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 11:08am UTC

Dear stranger dressed as
Dumbledore,
Thank you for letting my ittle sister hug you saying "Dumbledore is ALIVE!" and cry in your arms♥

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livluvlaf1127
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 10:58am UTC

if Voldemort
is "The Dark Lord," then why is he SO pale?

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livluvlaf1127
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 1:14am UTC

Dear 3,
you complete me.
sincerely, <
♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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livluvlaf1127
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 12:52am UTC

I only know two addresses.
My address and P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

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livluvlaf1127
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 12:46am UTC

Today,
I found out there is a Quidditch team called
"The Jetpack Ninja Dinosaurs from Space."
in Dinosaur, Colorado.
Day. Made.

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livluvlaf1127
posted a quote
February 12, 2012 5:35pm UTC

I moved on.
( hold your cursor over this quote)
h a a z a a h h h ' s f o r m a t

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livluvlaf1127
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 6:01pm UTC

Today,
I w e n t to wa t c h
" T h e W o m an In B l a c k,"
which stars Daniel Ra d c l i f f e.
Dur i ng a s c a r y p a r t ,
a g i r l a b o u t 11 years o l d,
screamed
"USE YOUR WAND HARRY! !"
Everyone was hyster i c a l laughing.
MLIA
ZiZi123

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livluvlaf1127
posted a quote
February 3, 2012 4:41pm UTC

When I have a child,
---------- I'm taking a photo of them,
using age software to see what they'll look like at age 16,
and frame it and hang it in the house.
They will see it everyday, and on the day they realize it's them,
I will convince them they are ----------
TIME TRAVELERS.
MeeAndYoouFormats

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livluvlaf1127
posted a quote
February 3, 2012 4:28pm UTC

i wasn't that drunk.
dude, you asked your mom if she had kids.

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livluvlaf1127
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 5:20pm UTC

I think i found out why i never
got my acceptanc e letter from
Hogwarts.
They were all sent to Harry.

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livluvlaf1127
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 5:08pm UTC

.
Today,
i finally discovered how Santa travels
the ENTIRE world in ONE night.
He uses Hermione's time turner.

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livluvlaf1127
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 6:31pm UTC

did you ever wonder if the internet ended?
put this in your search box:
www. w w w d o t c o m . c o m
mind=blown
♥