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livinglife

1. livinglife
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   September 29, 2011 6:47pm UTC
   late nights talks where you confess everything
   
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2. livinglife
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   September 29, 2011 6:43pm UTC
   people have power over use even after they are gone
   
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3. livinglife
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   September 29, 2011 6:39pm UTC
   when you paint you own nails and one
   hand looks perfect while the other
   one looks like a blind person painted
   them
   
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4. livinglife
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   September 28, 2011 4:23pm UTC
   your dick belongs in
   your
   pants not in your
   personality
   
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5. livinglife
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   September 27, 2011 5:31pm UTC
   o% social life
   100% witty
   
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6. livinglife
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   September 24, 2011 7:04pm UTC
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   if you ever get mauled by a bear i hope it stays away from your face cause i think you're cute
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7. livinglife
   posted a quote
   September 24, 2011 6:59pm UTC
   that awkward moment
   when you remember guys you liked in the past, and don't understand why you even liked them.
   
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8. livinglife
   posted a quote
   September 24, 2011 6:55pm UTC
   The problem with guys is
   they pretend they like you
   when they don’t.
   The
   problem with girls is they
   pretend they don’t like you
   when they do
   
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9. livinglife
   posted a quote
   September 18, 2011 7:08pm UTC
   I hope I cross your mind every once in a while.
   That way I don't feel so pathetic thinking about you everyday.
   
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10. livinglife
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    September 17, 2011 8:44am UTC
    you know those nights when you cant sleep well maybe your awake in someone elses dreams
    
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11. livinglife
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    love is defined as "an intense feeling of deep
    affection"….
    psh….they obviously don’t know what they’re talking
    about. love is SO much more.
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12. livinglife
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 4:16pm UTC
    Only ugly people need manners.
    The pretty can get away with anything
    
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13. livinglife
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    September 12, 2011 4:11pm UTC
    He's got a masters in personality, straight A's in smiles
    and a PHD in breaking hearts.
    ll
    
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14. livinglife
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 10:52am UTC
    A guy that truly loves his girl
    doesn’t need to unbutton her shirt
    just to see a better view of her
    heart.
    .
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15. livinglife
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 4:51pm UTC
    wouldn't life be
    [ .wonderful . ]
    if sweatpants were sexy...
    Monday
    mornings were fun...
    if junk food had
    no calories...
    all kisses were magical.*
    life was always worth living for &
    i don`t want to
    [ wake up every morning ]
    and stand in front of my closet; hoping that what
    i put on -- will be good enough for YOU
    
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16. livinglife
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 3:20pm UTC
    i wish we could Google how someone feels about you
    nmf
    
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17. livinglife
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    September 1, 2011 1:46pm UTC
    sometimes it lasts in love and sometimes it hurts instead
    ♥
    
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18. livinglife
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 10:47am UTC
    tip to reduce weight:
    first turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. repeat
    this exercise everytime you are offered something to eat.
    
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19. livinglife
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    August 28, 2011 1:03pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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20. livinglife
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    August 27, 2011 6:20pm UTC
    I'm gunna rain on 'dem hoes
    - Irene :)
    
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