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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 1:18pm UTC
    if you don't come home and immediatly either
    take off your pants or change them into pajamas than i'm sorry but you're living life wrong.

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    I would be
    an awful parent.
    My kid would say
    “I don’t wanna go to school, I just wanna sleep”
    and I’d probably get in bed with them and say
    “I feel you”


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    *meeting One Direction*
    You: Hey boys, will you sign my album please? (Trying to be confident)
    Them: Sure!
    Harry: *whispering to Liam* It's her...
    Liam: *whispering to Harry* I know, bro. Stay cool!
    Louis: *whispering to Zayn* Zayn... it's her! She's standing right in front of us!
    Zayn: *whispering to Louis* Wow, I could scream right now!
    Niall: OMFG IT'S YOU WE LOVE YOU! WE ALWAYS STALK YOUR TWITTER AND IMAGINE US MEETING YOU! YOU'RE SO GORGEOUS! ME AND THE BOYS ALWAYS FIGHT OVER YOU!
    You: ...
    Liam, Harry, Louis and Zayn: *facepalm*
    Josh Devine: *Runs up to you* OMG GUYS IT'S HER!
    Niall and Josh: *Scream and hug each other*
    You: I love you!
    Boys: *Faces light up*
    Josh: NIALL, DID YOU HEAR THAT!?
    Boys: *Jump over the table and hug you*
    Zayn: Now... who gets to date her??
    You: *wakes up*
    You: *falls off your bed*
    You: *hits your bed side table*
    You: *dies*

  5. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    One day we'll go to disneyland, scream our heads off while riding roller coasters,
    taking pictures with any disney character we see,
    kiss in front of the castle during the fireworks, and hold hands until the end of the day.
    One day we'll sleep over eachothers houses,
    just cuddling, maybe watch scary movies so you can protect me or have a little fun with a pillow fight.
    ONE DAY WE'LL GO TO THE PARK
    GO ON THE SWINGS AND TAKE TURNS PUSHING EACH OTHER THEN ROLL AROUND IN THE GRASS LAUGHING.
    O n e d a y y o u ' l l m e e t m y f a m i l y ,
    we'll have dinner and show them how much we love each other and let them know that you'll take g o o d c a r e of me.
    One day we'll walk down the aisle and let our lives begin.
    G o i n g t h r o u g h e v e r y t h i n g t o g e t h e r w i t h o u t g i v i n g u p . One day, We'll happen.

  6. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 2:18pm UTC
    You never really know a girl until you talk to her
    AT FOUR IN THE MORNING.
    All day she hides behind books, make up, pretty clothes, an attitude and the fakest of smiles.
    but in the darkest parts of the night
    & THE EARLIST PARTS OF THE MORNING, SHE BREAKS FROM HER SHELL.
    The beat changes, her voices' melody trembles and her eyes bat away the tears.

  7. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 10:31pm UTC
    This is too much.
    I've completely lost my mind & gone insane.
    so many things have happened in the past 7 months.
    i miss how things used to be;
    when my mom actually came home from work,
    & my sister and i lived under the same roof.
    i've had my mind wrapped around my now non-existant love life for too long
    that i forgot what's it's like to be a friend, sister, and a daughter.
    & now that i've screwed up my relationship with everyone,
    i have no one here for me.
    i pushed them all away out of anxiety.
    i got mad over stupid things i should have been thankful for.
    i was selfish & too full-of-myself to even realize.
    that was back when i had my health under control.
    looking back on it, i realize that if you have good health, you have everything.
    i'm now forced to live a totally different life,
    not knowing what will happen next,
    or if i'll wake up tomorrow.
    no one even knows what's wrong with me,
    but, somehow, i know i deserve this
    & i can understand why no one wants to be there for me.
    i'm beyond the point of caring though,
    because i know if i worry about it my condition will only worsen.
    so, here i am losing people i love because i don't have the will power anymore.
    there's nothing i can do about it, i can't make people stick around.
    all i can say is i tried.

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    I want a boy
    who would shove ice cream in my face.
    Who will wrestle with me.
    Who shows me off to his friends.
    Who treats me with respect.
    Who will call me at 4 in the morning
    and tell me he can’t stop thinking about me.
    Who sings to me; even if he can’t.
    Who could break my heart,
    but wouldn’t even dream of it.

  9. Eminemx3 Eminemx3
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 7:33pm UTC
    Never underestimate a girl's ability to find things out

  10. Eminemx3 Eminemx3
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 7:38pm UTC
    He loved her most when she loved him less.

  11. subtlysam subtlysam
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 4:55pm UTC
    hi, i am sam. &
    four months ago i lost my bestfriend,
    four months ago you didn't wake me up for school, four months ago you couldn't kiss my forehead and tell me everything will be ok soon,
    four months ago i couldnt heard your voice sing songs in the kitchen while making dinner,
    four months ago you stopped fighting,
    three months ago i didn't have to kiss your gravestone.
    rest in paradise mommy.

  12. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    the process of getting to know a person
    is so amazing to me. you start to see their likes and dislikes. their quirks. their flaws. the words they use, the way the act. the way they walk. their emotions. their good side and their not-so-good side. you no longer see them as just a face in the hallway. you KNOW them.
    and somewhere in between all this...
    that's when I fell for you.

  13. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    to ∞ & →

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 7:58pm UTC
    lemme touch your butt,
    it’s for homework.

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    christmas is so close i can almost
    smell the mistletoe I’m not going to be kissed under.

  16. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    Nobody works together quite as well
    as students trying to convince a teacher that she didn't assign homework yesterday.

  17. iLUV2LAUGH iLUV2LAUGH
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    A Conversation With God.
    Me: God, can I ask You a question?
    God: Sure Me: Promise You won't get mad ... ... ... ...
    God: I promise
    Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
    God: What do u mean?
    Me: Well, I woke up late
    God: Yes
    Me: My car took forever to start
    God: Okay
    Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
    God: Hmmm
    Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
    God: All right
    Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
    God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
    Me (humbled): OH
    GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
    Me: (ashamed)
    God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
    Me (embarrassed):Okay
    God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
    Me (softly): I see God
    God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
    Me: I'm Sorry God
    God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
    Me: I will trust You.
    God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
    Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
    God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...

  18. the_converse_queen the_converse_queen
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    Need To
    to stay out of that dark place. ♥

  19. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    The worst thing about seeing you with her is knowing
    it could've been me.

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    I'm just tired of feeling this way, ya know?

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