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liveyoungwildandfree

1. liveyoungwildandfree
   posted a quote
   December 15, 2012 11:03pm UTC
   No matter if you live near by, across the country, or across the world, support my friends from Sandy Hook Elementary and wear GREEN & WHITE on Monday, and spread the love!
   (Or Yellow and Blue which are Newtown's colors)
   
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2. liveyoungwildandfree
   posted a quote
   November 23, 2012 3:34pm UTC
   When I was younger........ I'd put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost my arms. Would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose. Slept with all the stuffed animals as a child so none of them got offended..Had that one pen with 4 colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once. Poured soda into the cap and acting like I were taking shots. The hardest decision was choosing which Nintendo game to play. Waited behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they're taking too long to come out or you had to pee. Faked being asleep, so I could be carried to bed. Used to think that the moon followed my car. Watching two drops of rain roll down window and pretending it was a race. Went on the computer just to use Paint. The only thing i had to take care of was a Tamagotchi. The only 'fake' friends i had were invisible ones . I used to sing in the shower. (Now? I make life decisions in there now). Swallowed a fruit seed I was scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy. Getting a bruised knees heals better than a broken heart. Remember when we were kids and couldn't wait to grow up...what the hell were we thinking?
   nmq
   
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3. liveyoungwildandfree
   posted a quote
   November 13, 2012 7:02pm UTC
   I dislike you a lot,
   I hope you get crocs for Christmas
   º° º°º °º° º° º°º °º° º° º°º °º°
   
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4. liveyoungwildandfree
   posted a quote
   October 29, 2012 11:37am UTC
   Thishurricaneis just likeChristmasmorning --
   You don't knowwhatyou're going toget
   ******************************************
   
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5. liveyoungwildandfree
   posted a quote
   September 6, 2012 6:51pm UTC
   Friend: What time is it?
   Me: The best time to wear a striped sweater
   Friend: Haha, seriously
   Me: Summer time! It's our vacation!
   Friend: Ha, but seriously though...
   Me: 5'o'clock in the morning
   Friend: -_- ...I'll just find a clock...
   
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6. liveyoungwildandfree
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   September 6, 2012 6:35pm UTC
   Friend: What time is it?
   Me: The best time to wear a striped sweater...
   
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7. liveyoungwildandfree
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2012 3:14am UTC
   Every book you've ever read is just a combination of 26 letters
   Mind=Blown
   
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8. liveyoungwildandfree
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2012 10:16am UTC
   You walk out of your room in your pajama's:
   Bad: you have guests
   Worse: It's your crush's parents
   Horrible: Your crush is with them
   
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9. liveyoungwildandfree
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2012 10:09am UTC
   Yelling someone's name
   in different voices
   until they hear you
   
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10. liveyoungwildandfree
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 12:44pm UTC
    Happy Birthday Lisa Kudrow
    
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11. liveyoungwildandfree
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    I'd like to thank
    TETRIS
    for making me really good at loading my dishwasher
    ____________________________________________________
    
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12. liveyoungwildandfree
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    July 29, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    Ted Mosby's actor Josh Radnor and country singer Martina McBride share a birthday today!!
    
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13. liveyoungwildandfree
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    July 28, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    Today is Lori Louglin's birthday! AKA Becky from Full House!
    Also, happy birthday to Soulja Boy!
    
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14. liveyoungwildandfree
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    July 27, 2012 11:07pm UTC
    Happy Birthday A-®od! You're still a great Yankee and I'm sorry you still get booed when you strike out or miss a play because of the choices you made over a year ago.
    
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15. liveyoungwildandfree
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    July 27, 2012 10:51pm UTC
    Your ex asking to be friends after you break up is like...
    kidnappers asking to "keep in touch" after letting you go.
    
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16. liveyoungwildandfree
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    July 26, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Celebrating Liz Gillies and Mick Jagger's birthday's today!
    
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17. liveyoungwildandfree
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    Miss Aria, You’re A Killer, Not Ezra’s Wife.
    Where Were We? Maya’s Away, Sleeping Sweet. Until Garret’s All Rosy, Count On Me.
    No One To Save Ali From Evil.
    WHO KNOWS WHERE THIS IS FROM?
    
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18. liveyoungwildandfree
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    When I was a kid, I
    always wanted to
    see the face of the
    fat lady on
    Tom & Jerry.
    
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19. liveyoungwildandfree
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 10:01pm UTC
    Happy birthday too Matt LeBlanc,
    aka Joey Tribbiani from F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
    
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20. liveyoungwildandfree
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    Happy birthday too Matt LeBlanc,
    aka Joey Tribbiani from F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
    
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