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liveurlife2

1. liveurlife2
   posted a quote
   September 23, 2013 4:55pm UTC
   Even when I say I tell you everything
   you will never actually know "everything"
   
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2. liveurlife2
   posted a quote
   January 19, 2012 5:07pm UTC
   So, you wouldn't drink these...
   glass cleaner, nail polish remover, oil, bug spray, paint, cleanX and soap...
   So why would you smoke ciggarettes ..
   they contain all the same stuff.
   
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3. liveurlife2
   posted a quote
   January 19, 2012 4:42pm UTC
   Ya Know when you have such a good quote in mind that will get so many likes.. and then when your about to write it you forget. ... Thats me. ;]
   
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4. liveurlife2
   posted a quote
   November 26, 2011 2:38am UTC
   A little boy said to his dad "Daddy, i scratched your car"
   The dad got so mad he started beating his kid and he knocked him unconsious.
   The dad felt horrible when he went outside and saw his car because on the side it said
   "i love you daddy" ...
   Stop Child Abuse
   
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5. liveurlife2
   posted a quote
   November 19, 2011 11:00am UTC
   i love it when i tell my cousin we should play a game.. and then she freaks out and says YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!! and she has such a cute voice that it's halarious
   
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6. liveurlife2
   posted a quote
   September 28, 2011 4:25pm UTC
   Girl(1): Hey
   Girl(2): Hey
   Girl(1): What's up?
   Girl(2): I know a cute guy!<3 i really like him
   Girl(1): WHO?!?! omg<3
   Girl(2): Blonde hair, kinda bieber-ish, like 5 foot ish, REALLY BLUE EYES<3 AND SOOO MUCH MORE<3
   Girl(1): Is his name Michael?
   Girl(2): YES! u know him???
   Girl(1): OMG?!!! R U KIDDING ME>? THATS MY BROTHER!!!
   Girl(2): [No respon's]
   Girl(1): Hello???
   Girl(2): SORRY! It's AKWARD....
   Girl(1): [no respons]... Again.
   I don't think there going to be friends again...
   
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7. liveurlife2
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2011 7:47pm UTC
   FAVE IF YOU LIKE BIG TIME RUSH!<333
   
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8. liveurlife2
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2011 12:39am UTC
   roses are red
   violets are blue
   some people i don't like
   and one of them happen to be you
   
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9. liveurlife2
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2011 11:27am UTC
   October 8th, do i have a Witty twin???
   Fave here if your October 8th!!! :)
   
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10. liveurlife2
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 10:47am UTC
    What do you like the best?
    Aim
    oovoo
    twitter
    Facebook
    or MySpace
    Fave if you have 1 or more
    
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11. liveurlife2
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 6:06pm UTC
    girl: hey
    guy: hey
    girl: sooo...
    guy: Who do u like?
    girl: Who do u like?
    guy: Fine, the person i am IMing right now.. ;D
    girl: Oh who? i like Brad :)
    
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12. liveurlife2
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 5:49pm UTC
    That really embarrassing moment when you take a shower and then when your done you find out you never got a towel
    
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13. liveurlife2
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 3:15pm UTC
    What show do u like the best???
    1. Everybody hates Chris
    2. That 70 show
    3. Victorious
    4. Kenan and Kel
    5. My wife and kids
    6. All that
    or comment others... fave if u like one or more shows on the list!!!
    
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14. liveurlife2
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 12:39pm UTC
    SpongeBob: "Bye Sandy, bye Squidward, bye Mr.Krabs, bye Squidward
    Patrick: You said Squidward twice.
    SpongeBob: I like Squidward :]
    
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15. liveurlife2
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 12:27pm UTC
    Fave if u like Justin Bieber or Cody Simpson
    Comment who you like more
    
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16. liveurlife2
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 8:56pm UTC
    That really embarrassing moment when you get out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your pants
    
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17. liveurlife2
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 5:01pm UTC
    twenty years from now i still will love the sun drop commercial :)
    drop it like it's hot drop it like it's hot :D
    
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18. liveurlife2
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 4:00pm UTC
    How come when people say DON'T LOOK!!! IM NAKED (joking) Someone still looks ;]
    
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19. liveurlife2
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 3:25pm UTC
    That embarrassing moment when someone goes to the bathroom and it smells and there is no air freshener
    
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20. liveurlife2
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 3:12pm UTC
    That really embarrassing moment when your waving to someone then find out after that the person you waved to was waving to someone else.
    
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