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livenmylife
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April 5, 2012 3:35pm UTC

All the Auto-Tune in the world
will never sound as cool as talking into a desk fan.

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livenmylife
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April 5, 2012 12:44pm UTC

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are dating
YOLO

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livenmylife
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April 3, 2012 10:01pm UTC

That one person you liked...
from the moment you met them

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livenmylife
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April 3, 2012 9:57pm UTC

Distance is nothing compared to feeling distant from someone sitting next to you.

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livenmylife
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April 3, 2012 5:45pm UTC

I used to love my neighbors,
until they put a password on their WiFi

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livenmylife
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April 3, 2012 5:43pm UTC

Don't treat me like your last, or I'll end up in your past.

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livenmylife
posted a quote
April 2, 2012 10:23pm UTC

I always get paranoid,
that I annoy people.
Do I?

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livenmylife
posted a quote
April 2, 2012 9:24pm UTC

Just because you two are not close anymore,
doesn't mean you stop thinking about them

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livenmylife
posted a quote
April 2, 2012 9:22pm UTC

So, Titanic 3D is out now...
maybe they'll see the iceburg now!
twitter.

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livenmylife
posted a quote
April 2, 2012 9:18pm UTC

If weed ever got legalized,
the commericals would be so funny!

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livenmylife
posted a quote
April 2, 2012 9:15pm UTC

That song that always plays when Mario dies?
SO BEING PLAYED AT MY FUNERAL!

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livenmylife
posted a quote
April 2, 2012 8:18pm UTC

Saying "I love you"
isn't half as important as
meaning it

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livenmylife
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April 2, 2012 8:16pm UTC

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livenmylife
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April 2, 2012 4:51pm UTC

Friend: Hey, can I borrow a pencil?
Me: yeah sure *gives pencil*
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: That pencil is forever gone...

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livenmylife
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April 2, 2012 4:47pm UTC

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livenmylife
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 6:41pm UTC

Follow for a Follow?

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livenmylife
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 4:11pm UTC

Perfect girls are found on every corner of the Earth.
unfortunately,
the Earth is round.

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livenmylife
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 4:06pm UTC

Worst feeling ever?
Being ignored by the person you love most.

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livenmylife
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 9:56pm UTC

Dear YouTube,
I will ALWAYS "Skip This Ad"
Sincerely,
I came to watch the video

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livenmylife
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March 31, 2012 9:51pm UTC

I swear,
if someone says "I love you" followed by "April Fools!" to me tomorrow,
I will push that person of a cliff.

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