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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 3:29pm UTC
    Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that
    your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.

  2. isitonlyme isitonlyme
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 6:03pm UTC
    school: make time for your interests and hobbies!
    school: oh btw we're going to keep you here for about 6 1/2 hours. and after that, we're going to give you hours of homework.
    school: eat 3 meals a day!
    school: here's lunch, it's cardboard.
    school: school is free!
    school: oh, but you have to pay for any ap classes, textbooks, folders, supplies, and materials for projects :)
    school: you earn the grades you get!
    school: what do you mean this teacher gives you bad grades because they don't like you? that's ridiculous!
    school: respect your teachers.
    school: oh, but they don't have to respect you, silly!
    school: everyone is an individual!
    school: here's a standardized test to figure out how smart you all are.
    school: balance your social life and academics.
    school: but you also have to do homework and study for the rest of the day.
    school: we accept all love!
    school: stop kissing and hugging eachother. that's gross.
    school: bullying is bad!
    school: but our teachers won't help you out of it, that's your job.
    school: it's okay to be out sick.
    school: but the teacher won't explain it to you if you were. that's your fault that you were sick.
    school: act like adults.
    school: but were going to treat you like children.
    tumblr.

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 2:27pm UTC
    I hate that guys think that every girl is an insecure wreck that feels bad
    about herself and stuff, so they put, "You're beautiful." on signs and say sh.t like, "Every girl deserves to be called a princess." Like, we're not a f.cking charity.

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    Why people should be friends with me
    -I'm short so I'll either make you seem average height,
    taller, or like a freaking giant and who doesn't want to look
    like a giant?
    -I almost always have hand sanitizer on me so yay I'm germ free
    and you can be too
    -I laugh at everything so I'll make you seem funnier
    -I have no common sense so I'll make you seem smart
    -I sit on my bum all day so you don't even need to come over
    and I'll consider you a good friend
    -My brother plays deck hockey with a bunch of hot guys so hint hint
    wink wink
    -You could be a "sl.ut" and I won't care because
    what's wrong with that? Get the d.ck, girlfriend
    -I don't live far from Boston so we'd be able to go on fun
    adventures in the city
    -I live next to Lowell so we could go there and make a game of
    going there trying not to get shot
    -My neighbors are all really rich so I gots connections
    -I don't use proper grammar half the time so you'll seem
    even smarter
    -I will let you come over to my house at 2am and let you eat
    food
    -yourcool used to go to my school so once again I gots connections
    -I rock out to RENT 99.9% of the time so you'll hear some awesome music
    -I dress like I'm from the 90s more than half the time so you'll seem more fashionable
    -I'm really hawt so my hotness will just rub off onto you
    -I'm just overall awesome
    -I just need more friends okay
    -please
    -Please
    -PLEASE

  5. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    Calling your parents by their first names
    because you’re sassy and can't be tamed.

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 3:02pm UTC
    No matter how fast you run
    the serial killer always walks faster.

  7. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 5:41pm UTC
    The little kid next door just
    opened his window and yelled
    "What is 27 plus 4?!"
    and I yelled "It's 31!!"
    and he said "Thank you God Lady!!!!"

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    how f-ked up would be if the last sentence
    of the last Harry Potter book was "And then Harry woke up back in his bed under the staircase

  9. kissofdeathx_x kissofdeathx_x
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 6:25pm UTC
    If a person laughs too much, even at stupid things, they're lonely deep inside.. If a person sleeps a lot, they are sad.. If a person speaks less, but speaks fast, they keep secrets.. If someone can't cry, they're weak.. If someone eats in an abnormal manner, they're tense.. If someone cries on little things, they're innocent & soft-hearted. If someone becomes angry over silly or pretty (small) things, it means they need love..
    Try to understand people.

  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    i felt something
    catch in my throat,
    a sudden surge of sadness
    that caught me unaware.
    It almost managed to take my breath away.
    That was the thing;
    you never got used to it.
    You never got used to the idea
    of someone being gone.
    Just when you think it’s okay,
    and you think you’ve accepted it,
    someone points it out to you,
    and it hits you all over again,
    and it’s just as shocking
    as the first time...

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 3:01pm UTC
    What is more deadly, a gun or a thought?
    A gun gives you the opportunity, but a thought pulls the trigger.

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 1:24pm UTC
    mom: did you eat all the donuts?
    me: no.
    mom: i can see the powdered sugar all over your pants.
    me: that's crystal meth.

  13. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    I just realized why they call it
    "The mall". Instead of going to one store, you go to "them all". Them all = The mall.
    Clever...

  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    It’s the kind of
    intimacy
    that you just can’t fake.
    It’s the kind of intense, supernatural feeling
    that only comes around
    when all a person needs to do is
    brush a fingertip against your arm,
    and you feel like you may never
    breathe again.

  15. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    I'D RATHER BE ALONE THAN WITH SOMEONE
    WHO DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL WANTED

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 9:11am UTC
    Now taking applications for my gang. Please, have your mom sign the
    permission slip and turn it in by next Wednesday.

  17. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    me- i need my glasses to find my glasses.. do you see a problem?
    friend- you can't even see your problem.

  18. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else.
    Hit.ler had millions, Jesus had 12.

  19. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    "Don't worry, there's plenty of fish in the sea!"
    So wait, are you suggesting that I am such a boy repellent that the only species I have a chance with is fish?? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING

  20. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    last night i had a dream that my parents decided it was physically impossible to be as ugly as i was so they took me to a specialist and it turned out i was in fact a rare species of forest mushroom, not a human being.

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