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  1. DANiELLExJORDAN DANiELLExJORDAN
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    July 21, 2010 12:24am UTC
    Day 4 - letter to your closest sibling.
    Dear Lucas,
    i love you, baby brother. i know you have severe autism, but that does not change one thing. you are the best little brother a girl could ask for. when no one else can make me smile, you can. i would take a bullet for you. i could write about you all day, but my laptop would die before i got done. i don't know what i would do without you, kid.
    Love you bug.
    -Sissssy<3

  2. brittxoxottirb brittxoxottirb
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    July 20, 2010 9:39pm UTC
    Shark Bait Hoo Ha Ha.

  3. Becksbabe1995 Becksbabe1995
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    July 20, 2010 9:48pm UTC
    Me: I wear the pants in this relationship!
    Friend: I HOPE UR WEARING PANTS MISSY!

  4. liveforthemoment liveforthemoment
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    July 20, 2010 9:49pm UTC
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  6. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
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    July 20, 2010 10:10pm UTC
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  8. ifrikinlovemandy211 ifrikinlovemandy211
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    July 20, 2010 10:43pm UTC
    It's a BEAUTIFUL day. Now watch some idiot screw it up.

  9. Stacker009 Stacker009
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    July 20, 2010 10:45pm UTC
    Spongebob:All you have to do is answer the phone.
    Patrick:Eye eye captain
    *RING*
    Caller1:Is this the Krusty Krab?
    Patrick:No, this is Patrick.
    *RING*
    Caller2:Is this the Krusty Krab?
    Patrick:Noooo! This is Patrick.
    *RING*
    Caller3:Is this the Krusty Krab?
    Patrick:NOOOO! THIS IS PATRICK!
    I am not a Krusty Krab ):
    Spongebob:Uhh..Patrick, that is the name of the restaurant.
    Patrick:Huh?

  10. sandcastle123 sandcastle123
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    July 20, 2010 11:25pm UTC
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  11. twilightbabe99 twilightbabe99
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    July 20, 2010 11:29pm UTC
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  12. mozeisherex3 mozeisherex3
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    July 21, 2010 12:00am UTC
    Do not listen to Phineas k Ferb
    there are not 104 days of summer vacation.
    Trust me, I counted.
    RI

  13. shortstuffx4 shortstuffx4
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    July 20, 2010 2:58pm UTC
    mom: "honey can you get your father?"
    me: DAD!!!
    mom: "i could of done that."
    me: "then why didn't you?"

  14. never_forget never_forget
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    July 20, 2010 4:10pm UTC
    Drunk
    People Run Stop Signs
    High
    People Wait For Them To Turn Green
    Fav. if you get it :)

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