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liveitandloveit
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 7:55pm UTC

You dont understand
- Cutting, unless you're a cutter.
- Drugs, unless you're a druggie.
- Suicide, unless you've attempted it.
- Depression, unless you've felt it.
- Eating disorders, unless you've had one.
- ME. unless you've been through what i've been through.

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liveitandloveit
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 9:45pm UTC

Attractive guy: hey!
me: who paid you?

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liveitandloveit
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 1:07pm UTC

yesterday you told me how much you love me
i smiled.
then you said,"You're like my sister, and I'm always here for you."
I faked a smile.
because I dont love you just like a friend or like a brother.

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liveitandloveit
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 6:00pm UTC

I want a hot husband.
not just to show off,
but to make sure my kids arent ugly.

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liveitandloveit
posted a quote
May 3, 2012 9:59pm UTC

We live in a world where
losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

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liveitandloveit
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 5:26pm UTC

I'M A BUG REPELLENT.
BOY

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liveitandloveit
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 9:11pm UTC

mom: hun, pass me a napkin.
me: no, get it yourself.
mom:
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me: FINE.

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liveitandloveit
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 3:59pm UTC

On facebook, trying to show your friend a picture of a cute guy you met but unable to find any cute ones so you keep yelling, "I SWEAR. HE IS CUTE."

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liveitandloveit
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 10:02pm UTC

Everybody meet my boyfriend...
No image
available

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liveitandloveit
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 9:59pm UTC

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I seriously need to lose some weight. but i have absolutely NO motivation, and its hard for me to stop eating so much because i eat when im bored...and i get bored like ALOT.
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liveitandloveit
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 4:53pm UTC

Phew! thank you warning label!
i was actually planning on using my new lamp in the shower.
nmf.mq

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liveitandloveit
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 8:53pm UTC

You got less meat in your pants than a vegetarian restuarant..

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liveitandloveit
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April 22, 2012 5:59pm UTC

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liveitandloveit
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 2:36pm UTC

little kid: *cough*
everyone: oh my god, are you okay? do you want some water?
old woman: *cough*
everyone: call the ambulence! get some water! make sure she's breathing!
teenager: *cough*
everyone: shut up and stop coughing.

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liveitandloveit
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 5:35pm UTC

That awkward moment when
you raise your hand in class to ask a question, but when the teacher calls on you, you forget your question.

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liveitandloveit
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 7:27pm UTC

there are ugly girls
on every corner of the earth.
too bad the
earth is round.
♥ ♥

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liveitandloveit
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 7:00pm UTC

that awkward moment
when you flip your hair but no one gets overwhelmed.

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liveitandloveit
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 6:58pm UTC

girl: take off your condom, YOLO
boy: what if you get pregnant? YOYO
girl: what does that mean?
boy: you're on your own.

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liveitandloveit
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 3:22pm UTC

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Karma's gonna take too long
i might as well punch you in the face right now.
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liveitandloveit
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 8:36pm UTC

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