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live_life_lively

1. live_life_lively
   posted a quote
   March 6, 2012 3:29pm UTC
   Dear Adele, It sounds like your love life is worse than mine... Sincerely, Taylor Swift
   
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2. live_life_lively
   posted a quote
   March 3, 2012 5:28pm UTC
   We all wait for
   someone to save us,
   but what we really
   need to realize is that
   the only person we can
   really count on is
   ourselves.
   
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3. live_life_lively
   posted a quote
   March 1, 2012 4:43pm UTC
   The
   awkward moment
   when you think a
   customer is a
   salesperson... :p
   
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4. live_life_lively
   posted a quote
   February 28, 2012 12:12pm UTC
   An EX is
   called an EX because
   that's an EXample of an
   EXtreme waste of time
   
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5. live_life_lively
   posted a quote
   February 25, 2012 1:44pm UTC
   First
   base: Being in the same
   room...
   Second base:
   Breathing the same air...
   Third base: Eye contact...
   
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6. live_life_lively
   posted a quote
   February 23, 2012 6:43pm UTC
   The only obstacle keeping me from following my dreams is the alarm clock...
   
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7. live_life_lively
   posted a quote
   February 22, 2012 4:22pm UTC
   Dear people who think gays are
   ruining the concept of traditional
   marriage,
   I have two words for you.
   Sincerely, Kim Kardashian.
   
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8. live_life_lively
   posted a quote
   February 20, 2012 7:48am UTC
   Dear 3 impossibilities of the world, cant count your hair, cant wash your eyes with soap and cant stick out your tongue and breath out of your mouth. Sincerely, put your tongue back in...you look like a dog... :D
   
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9. live_life_lively
   posted a quote
   February 19, 2012 8:46pm UTC
   Loving someone who doesnt love you is like waiting for a train at the airport.......
   
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10. live_life_lively
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    Dear Icebergs,
    Heard about global warming...what can i say...karma is a beyotch.
    Yours sincerely,
    Titanic
    ;)
    
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11. live_life_lively
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 6:55am UTC
    Don't worry about the world coming to an end today, its already tomorrow in Australia... :)
    
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12. live_life_lively
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 1:01pm UTC
    We all got that 1 friend whom we greet with an insult... ;)
    
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13. live_life_lively
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 8:09am UTC
    That lazy moment when you dont want to brush your teeth...
    
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14. live_life_lively
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    If u want it badly you'll find a way to get it. If not then you'll find an excuse.
    
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