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  1. live_laugh_love122 live_laugh_love122
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    And Can We please get quotes
    from people who are actually witty who didn't just
    copy paste from tumblr or twitter
    nmf

  2. live_laugh_love122 live_laugh_love122
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 11:14pm UTC
    Your 90's Kid TV Shows:
    Lizzie Maguire: 2001-2004
    Phil of the Future: 2004-2006
    That's So Raven: 2003-2007
    Even Stevens: 1999-2003
    Fairly Odd Parents- 2001
    Kim Possible: 2002-2007
    Zoey 101- 2005-2008
    Suite Life of Zack and Cody: 2005-2008
    As Told By Ginger: 2000-2006
    Amanda Show: 1999-2002
    Courage the Cowardly Dog: 1999-2002
    CatDog: 1998-2005
    Ed, Edd, and Eddy: 1999-2008
    Rocket Power 1999-2004
    The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy: 2001-2007
    Can't Really Call Yourself a 90's Kid now...

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    DO YOU EVER
    WISH YOU HAD
    A SECOND CHANCE
    TO MEET SOMEONE
    AGAIN FOR THE
    FIRST TIME?

  4. ThatsJustLifee ThatsJustLifee
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    Friends: What are you going to buy your dad for his birthday?
    Boy: A flower..
    Friends: LOL! A flower? Is your dad gay?! HAHAHAHA!
    Friends: *Walks away*
    Boy: *later* Puts the flower on his dads grave, and cries.
    Don't be so quick to judge people.

  5. kaitlinsaraa kaitlinsaraa
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    PLEASE GO ON iCARLY.COM
    oh Spencer...

  6. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 8:46am UTC
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    It's
    STAR
    WARS
    day!
    May the fourth be with you!
    Format by Breeze
    nmq

  7. Katherine * Katherine *
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Jesus
    only had 12 followers too.

  8. hotchick123 hotchick123
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    da
    Me: Can I have a glass of cola
    Waitress: Will diet pepsi do?
    Me: Nevermind, Can I have a glass of lemonade
    Waitress: Sure*gives a glass of 7-up*
    Me: this is 7-up....
    Waitress: Oh it's the same, just a little different
    (after meal)
    Waitress: Will you pay by cash or card
    Me: Will monoply money do
    Waitress: ermm....no
    Me: Oh it's the same, just a little diffrerent
    Waitress: ..........
    Burrned
    nmf
    quote off tumblr
    qq

  9. letssfallinnlovee letssfallinnlovee
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 11:02am UTC
    Shoutout to my Boyfriend who is
    in the hospital with a case of
    non-existance

  10. hotchick123 hotchick123
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    Scientists say
    If your parents didn't have children.
    there's a 100% chance that
    You won't either
    Tumblr
    format by`julietechoecho

  11. foreverandalways0618 foreverandalways0618
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    does anyone else wonder what the guy who talks on disney channel looks like?

  12. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    *Actually Happened*
    Teacher: If You Could Only Take 5 Things To An Island With You What Would They Be?
    Me: ONE DIRECTION!!!
    Teacher: What About Food?
    Me : Niall Will Have That!!
    Teacher: -__-

  13. Jazz101 Jazz101
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    Best line said by a guy to a
    girl: "The day I'll go on my
    knees for another girl is the
    day I'll tie a shoe lace
    for our daughter."

  14. scballetgirl19 scballetgirl19
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. MyRandomThoughts MyRandomThoughts
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    Seems like Witty is mostly about The Hunger Games & One Direction now.
    And a lot of stuff is being copied from Tumblr
    ...
    Stop and stare at what Witty has become.
    -NMF.

  16. sarahisdaname sarahisdaname
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    &WHO ELSE;
    THINKS THERE SHOULD BE AN 'AWKWARD' CATEGORY?

  17. taaylorr taaylorr
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    Don't worry girl,
    you'll find someone who will ruin your lipstick instead of your mascara♥.

  18. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    One Direction things#148
    Louis: Some people genuinely believe Harry and I are in a relationship.
    Liam: You are though
    Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D

    formatcredittofatassmuffin

  19. Chisu Chisu
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    Does anyone
    else
    picture Lady Gaga
    living in the Capitol?

  20. xoshannonxo12 xoshannonxo12
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    Drake: You calling me a liar?!
    Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
    Josh: you want a mouth full of fist?!
    Drake: you want a butt full of foot?!
    Josh: I hope you go bald !
    Drake: I hope the cancel Oprah!
    Josh: *GASP* you take that back!

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