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  1. julie2552 julie2552
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 3:46am UTC
    The Freshman child
    so sweet and coy
    is secretly in love
    with the sophomore boy,
    The Sophomore boy
    with his head on a whirl
    is madly in love
    with the junior girl,
    The junior girl
    In her sleek black sedan
    desperately loves
    the senior man
    The senior man
    So dashingly wild
    secretly loves
    the freshman child.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. iClaire iClaire
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 3:03pm UTC
    he saw you.
    he met you.
    he wanted you.
    he liked you.
    he chased you.
    he got you.
    he had you.
    he loved you.
    he got bored.
    he left.

  4. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    EVEN IF THE SUN REFUSED TO SHINE
    EVEN IF ROMANCE RAN OUT OF RHYME
    YOU WOULD STILL HAVE MY HEART
    UNTIL THE END OF TIME
    YOU'RE ALL I NEED, MY LOVE
    MY VALENTINE ♥

  5. whydoihatemyself whydoihatemyself
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 11:59pm UTC
    If you can be my tan-legged Juliet,
    I ' L L B E Y O U R R E D N E C K R O M E O

  6. whydoihatemyself whydoihatemyself
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 12:12am UTC
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  7. whydoihatemyself whydoihatemyself
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 12:36am UTC
    D O W N W H E R E I W A S B O R N W A S
    HEAVEN ON EARTH.

  8. whydoihatemyself whydoihatemyself
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 1:09am UTC
    There's a lot about life you can learn on a bus.
    HOW TO LIE, HOW TO FIGHT, HOW TO KISS, HOW TO CUSS.
    t h e c l o s e r w e s a t t o t h e b a c k, t h e s m a r t e r w e g o t.

  9. whydoihatemyself whydoihatemyself
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 6:49am UTC
    I G R E W U P D O W N A N O L D D I R T R O A D
    IN A TOWN YOU WOULDN'T KNOW.

  10. whydoihatemyself whydoihatemyself
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 10:48pm UTC
    Down where I was born was heaven on earth.
    Where Flint River washes that red Georgia dirt.
    The sun sets slow, and the stars shine bright.

  11. whydoihatemyself whydoihatemyself
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 4:29am UTC
    COUNTRY GIRL,
    shake it for me.

  12. Enchanted777 Enchanted777
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    Being on your period makes
    everything 10x worse.
    it's like, You drop your ice cream cone and BAM,
    mental breakdown.

  13. xpeacexbluex xpeacexbluex
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 2:48pm UTC
    Theres a man at home;
    On the porch with his wife and he says
    " I love you"
    She says: "Is that you or the beer talking?
    He says: "It's me talking to the beer .

  14. lyysssx0 lyysssx0
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 12:30pm UTC
    hey babe, what r we doin 2nite?
    i know what were NOT doing..
    dnt tell me your on your period...
    ok i wont tell you..
    ill deny ever saying this, but lets do it anyways.
    ok moses, good luck parting that red sea.
    nmf. quote from smartphowned.com

  15. Justagirlwhowantstodie Justagirlwhowantstodie
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 8:53pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. whydoihatemyself whydoihatemyself
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 10:25pm UTC
    And all this small town he-said-she-said;
    A I N ' T I T F U N N Y H O W R U M O R S S P R E A D?
    Like I know something y'all don't know. Man, that talk is getting old.

  18. KawaiiBaii KawaiiBaii
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 6:38pm UTC
    If you get sexted by someone you don't like.
    Does that mean you just got molexted?
    format & quote credit to FreakyiiZ

  19. whydoihatemyself whydoihatemyself
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 6:04am UTC
    Sometimes, you're asleep, I whisper
    "I L O V E Y O U,"
    in the moonlight at your door,
    As I walk away, I hear you say,
    "Daddy, love you more."

  20. iTSANDREABETCH iTSANDREABETCH
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 2:02pm UTC
    [Jenna Marbles Quotes #18]
    "This particular brand of flour is good because it's white, like Jesus."
    nmf.

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