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  1. _brotips _brotips
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 1:06am UTC
    brotips #1432
    any text over four
    pages, call them
    instead.
    brotips.com

  2. _brotips _brotips
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 1:10am UTC
    brotips #1433
    the easiest way to keep
    people from getting
    involved in your personal
    problems is to not post
    them on the internet.
    brotips.com

  3. _brotips _brotips
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 1:16am UTC
    brotips #1434
    girls are like pokemon.
    it doesn't matter how
    good you are; you can't
    catch any if you don't
    have any balls.
    brotips.com

  4. _brotips _brotips
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 1:18am UTC
    brotips #1435
    anyone who has to say
    they're a big deal, isn't.
    brotips.com

  5. _brotips _brotips
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 1:21am UTC
    brotips #1436
    while making out,
    gradually pushing her
    face towards your lap
    does not increase your
    chances of getting head.
    brotips.com

  6. _brotips _brotips
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 1:24am UTC
    brotips #1437
    never let a girl leaving
    you for a douche turn
    you into one. it's a
    never-ending
    douche-making cycle.
    brotips.com

  7. _brotips _brotips
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 1:31am UTC
    brotips #1438
    whether it's a goal,
    a game, or a pint,
    don't start anything
    you can't finish, bro.
    brotips.com

  8. pervey_sage_girl pervey_sage_girl
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 1:32am UTC
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  9. Kittyatethehuman Kittyatethehuman
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 1:32am UTC
    So, I was on facebook and this lady said she was going to pray for my sin of homosexuality. Just imagine it, a older lady going "dear lord, I pray that a young girl whom I dont know will majically become a heterosexual. Amen".....oh, I love old people. xD
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  10. colorfuldarkness colorfuldarkness
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 1:35am UTC
    * In Denny's and waiter comes over*
    Waiter: And what can i get ya'll today?
    Me: I would like, a glass of frozen water with melted ice,and a plate of tortured unfertilized embryo's.
    Waiter:
    Dad:
    Sister:
    Me:
    Mom: Lace, this is why you don't have friends.
    Waiter:
    Mom: *sighs* She means, a glass of ice water, and scrambled eggs.

  11. jennyracinggirl jennyracinggirl
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 1:45am UTC
    i ate wayyyyyy to much .
    s.hiting it all out 🚪🚽

  12. colorfuldarkness colorfuldarkness
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 1:53am UTC
    Im starting to think,
    there is a reason that the
    sign out button
    is in the
    very far
    most inconvenient
    corner of this whole page.

  13. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 1:53am UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1431
    Discussing with
    your friends how much
    easier it would be if
    everyone were bald.
    tumblr

  14. DiCaprioForever DiCaprioForever
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 1:55am UTC
    Dear crush, don't be scared if some jolly fat guy in a red suit kidnaps you on Christmas Eve, Sincerely you were on my wish list.

  15. sarahbelle sarahbelle
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 1:59am UTC
    Google
    Stacy
    Search About 5,643,000 results (0.56 seconds)
    Did you mean: Stacy's Mom?

  16. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 1:59am UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1433
    When that damn
    earthquake came right
    when you were getting
    ready to go out, and so
    you messed up
    your eyeliner.
    tumblr

  17. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 2:02am UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1434
    Thinking you have
    a wedgie, then remember
    you're wearing a thong.
    tumblr

  18. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 2:10am UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1435
    Wanting to add
    someone you met at
    a party recently on
    Facebook, but not
    wanting to seem creepy.
    tumblr

  19. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 2:15am UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1436
    Ryan Reynolds and
    his sexy abs have no clue
    you exist.
    tumblr

  20. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 2:17am UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1437
    When you really
    want to hook up with a
    guy, but you forgot
    to shave.
    tumblr

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