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i love a guy. think im to young? sucks. im pretty happy with my life. i have some pretty amazing friends. sooo... i think that thats it.... follow for a follow!!!!

  1. littleturtle13 littleturtle13
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    Which member of One Direction are you most like?
    Harry Styles:
    [x] you have curly hair
    [x] you're cheeky and flirty
    [] you have dimples
    [] you have a British accent
    [ you talk slowly
    [] you're the youngest of your friends
    [x] you love white Converse
    [] your favorite food is tacos
    [x] you have green eyes
    [x] you're under 6ft
    [] you love wearing blazers
    [x] you have a great voice
    Louis Tomlinson:
    [] you have straight hair
    [] you love to wear stripes♥
    [] you love pants that end above the ankle
    [x] you own at least 1 pair of Toms
    [] you have blue eyes
    [] you have a British accent
    [] you're the oldest of your friends
    [] you're sassy, outgoing and crazy
    [x] you love to sing
    [] you love people who eat carrots
    Zayn Malik:
    [x] you have amazing eyelashes
    [x] you have black or dark brown hair
    [x] you can be very quiet
    [] you're mysterious and the 'badboy/badgirl' of your group
    [x] you have piercings (do ears count?)
    [] you're the 'devil' of your friends
    [] you love varsity jackets
    [x] you have great fashion senses
    [] you have a catch phrase
    [] you hate dancing
    [] you're vain
    [x] you use hair products
    [] you like to rap
    [] you like to sing solos
    Liam Payne:
    [] you change your hairstyle constantly
    [x] you've had your hair straight and curly before
    [x] you're sweet as can be
    [x] you work hard to make people happy
    [] you love to be on Twitter and do twitcams
    [] you love wearing plaid
    [x] you can pull off a closed or open-mouthed smile
    [x] you have a signature dance move
    [x] you love Disney films
    [x] you love singing
    [] you have a British accent
    [] you're like the 'father/mother' of your friends
    [x] you take care of the people you love
    Niall Horan:
    [] you have amazing hair
    [] you have an Irish accent
    [] you bleach or dye your hair
    [] you're a hat person
    [] you have rosy red cheeks
    [] you love sneakers
    [] you LOVE to eat food
    [] you like guitars
    [x] you're funny/like funny people
    [] you have blue eyes
    [x] you have/have had braces
    [x] you like to eat sweets for breakfast
    [] you hate Disney films
    [] you can do an Irish jig
    [x] you love Liam
    [] you love to sing
    Harry: 6♥
    Louis: 2♥
    Zayn: 6♥
    Liam: 8♥
    Niall: 4♥
    I am most like Liam!!!♥

  2. littleturtle13 littleturtle13
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 4:42pm UTC
    im a murderer,
    I died when I was 14,
    If you don't repost this,
    I'm gonna kill you at 3 a.m
    You have 10 minutes
    from i I hIi gha i hate these
    but i am so scared.
    thanks, MU7LOV3 for making me scared to sleep. thanks alot...

  3. littleturtle13 littleturtle13
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 6:52pm UTC
    when can i see you

  4. littleturtle13 littleturtle13
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    Follow for a follow :)
    I PROMISE i will do them all! im very bored

  5. littleturtle13 littleturtle13
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    that AMAZING moment when... #1:
    your cell phone has more bars than your friends ;)
    fave if you think i should do more :)

  6. littleturtle13 littleturtle13
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years.

  7. littleturtle13 littleturtle13
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 12:21am UTC
    Thank you soooooo much for those of you who helped my quote get 60+ favs!!!
    I love you all and thank you so much again!

  8. littleturtle13 littleturtle13
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 12:17am UTC
    this scared me so much that i had to post this :( im sorry, i usually dont post chains.
    im soooooo sorry. i just hate these and they scare the crap out of me.
    "They hurt her". After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over... to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poorgirl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.
    They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!"
    All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom.
    The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girlslied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong.
    Months later,Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure.
    A few days later,one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loudnoise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived,they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains.
    Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off.
    They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe herstory. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whetherit’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off.
    So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.
    FACT: About two months later,16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later,his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later,the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
    Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
    If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower,or a drain

  9. littleturtle13 littleturtle13
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    Dear 11:11, 11/11/11,
    I was wondering if I could have a refund. Because I spent my wish on
    something (or should i say SOMEONE) I don't want anymore.
    Moved on

  10. littleturtle13 littleturtle13
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    I love you
    Yeah i know! Everyone does!
    ... ... ... ... ...
    - Boy:
    Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday.
    - Girl:
    Oh...but am I only your friend?
    - Boy:
    No...you're my girlfriend...why?
    - Girl:
    So when I say I love you I really do mean it.
    - Boy:
    Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love
    anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more
    each and everyday.
    - Girl:
    - Boy:
    So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary?
    - Girl:
    - Boy:
    I dont know...maybe movie then dinner?
    - Boy:
    Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok?
    - Girl:
    Ok. What time do you get off?
    - Boy:
    In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20
    hey...I thought you didnt have work today...
    - Boy:
    One of my co-workers called in sick.
    - Girl:
    Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then?
    - Boy:
    Yeah! and babe?
    - Girl:
    - Boy:
    I love you.
    - Girl:
    I love you too!
    - Boy:
    Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.
    - Girl:
    Ok bye.
    - Boy:
    2 hours later...
    The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell.
    - Girl:
    Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)
    - Boy:
    Wassup...you ready?
    - Girl:
    Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok?
    - Boy:
    They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they head
    to the car but before she got into the car...
    - Boy:
    Wait! Can I blind fold you?
    - Girl:
    - Boy:
    Its a suprise.
    - Girl:
    What kind of suprise?
    - Boy:
    A big one.
    - Girl:
    Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving.
    - Boy:
    I promise.
    - Girl:
    Ok blind fold me...
    So they drove off...........and then they stoped.
    - Boy:
    Ok we're here!
    - Boy:
    Wait let me walk you to the place!
    - Girl:
    What place?
    - Boy:
    Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips)
    - Girl:
    The boy walks her to the place.
    - Boy:
    Ok...let me take the blind fold off.
    - Girl:
    Where are we?
    He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at
    same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend....
    - Girl:
    Omg...(tears come down)
    - Boy:
    Why are you crying?
    - Girl:
    This is where you first asked me out...
    - Boy:
    What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says
    that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks)
    - Girl:
    (tears come down faster)
    - Boy:
    I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing!
    - Girl:
    Get up!
    - Boy:
    - Girl:
    (kisses him)
    - Boy:
    Is that a yes or a no?
    - Girl:
    If you don't repost this you will have the loneliest life!
    If you do repost this, you will have a relationship that will last as long as you
    want it to!
    You have 3 mintues to repost this
    just thought it was cute:)

  11. littleturtle13 littleturtle13
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    90% of people will marry their 7-12 grade crush
    cool, so I'll marry my neighbor :)since you read this you will be told good news tonight but if you dont re-post your worst week will start tomorrow

  12. littleturtle13 littleturtle13
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    its been 6 hours since we've talked
    and i'm missin' you like CRAZY

  13. littleturtle13 littleturtle13
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    Slide to left (>•.•)>
    Slide to right <(•.•<)
    Criss cross (>•.•<) <(•.•)>
    Cha cha real smooth (^-.-)>
    if u copy and paste this in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins....

  14. littleturtle13 littleturtle13
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. littleturtle13 littleturtle13
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 11:56pm UTC
    When a guy remembers the names of your fish,
    When you got them,
    When they died,
    And how long you had them,
    He's gotta like you a little bit
    Or maybe a lot ;)

  16. littleturtle13 littleturtle13
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    Never Take Someone's Love for Granted
    It can be taken away in a second.

  17. littleturtle13 littleturtle13
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 10:17pm UTC
    there is no better feeling than when you know,
    that your crush likes you back

  18. littleturtle13 littleturtle13
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 11:46pm UTC
    does not mean to go and do drugs, drink, or do something totally stupid.
    that's not the point

  19. littleturtle13 littleturtle13
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 11:38pm UTC
    so he likes some one else.
    that's not stopping me.


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