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littlepinkbow5
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August 12, 2011 6:16pm UTC

This morning when i logged into witty, it said i had 417 notifications. I got all excited, but when i checked i only had 2.

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littlepinkbow5
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August 10, 2011 3:56pm UTC

Three woman, two younger and one senoir citizen were sitting naked in a sauna. suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. "that was my pager" she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained "that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The older woman felt very low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided that she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. ..She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her butt. The others raised there eyebrows and stared at her. The older woman finaly said, "well, would you look at that. I'm getting a fax!!"
nmf!
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littlepinkbow5
posted a quote
August 10, 2011 11:44am UTC

someday, i want to
live in a world where chickens can cross the street without there motives being questioned.♥
nmf.

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littlepinkbow5
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 9:01pm UTC

The dishes are
worse enough without me having
to scrub off last nights mac
and cheese. I can definitely
see why my parents always
make me do it.

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littlepinkbow5
posted a quote
August 8, 2011 10:44pm UTC

I hate it when
you say something real deep, and the freaking guy answers with "k". i just wanna be like "K!? it took me four minutes and 38 seconds to type you that giant paragraph. four precious minutes . and all you have for me is k? k what? k, your a socially awkward penguin who has nothing better to say than k? " But instead, i will delete all that and answer with "yeah(:"
♥♥♥♥
sheesh, i love you too much :D

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littlepinkbow5
posted a quote
August 8, 2011 10:03pm UTC

i.love.you.
nuff said.
nmf.

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littlepinkbow5
posted a quote
August 8, 2011 7:37pm UTC

He texted me today,
Asking if i wanted to go tubing.
i said no.
when he asked why,
i said because i was uncomfortable
with my body.
he texted back and said;
"Don't hate your body,
its perfect,
and would it make you feel better if i wore my speedo?"
♥
nmf(:

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littlepinkbow5
posted a quote
August 2, 2011 5:56pm UTC

Every moment when your happy, is a moment where anything is possible<3.

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littlepinkbow5
posted a quote
July 29, 2011 7:20pm UTC

if your lost you can look
and you will find me,
time after time.
<3

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littlepinkbow5
posted a quote
July 27, 2011 5:45pm UTC

So I heard that on average, 4 spiders crawl into your mouth while
you sleep.
I'm taping my mouth shut now, thanks.

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littlepinkbow5
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 5:49pm UTC

My dog ate my homework.
I checked, but he didn't poop it out.

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littlepinkbow5
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 1:15pm UTC

today is the best day of my life.
*
and I heard that tomarrow will be even better(:

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littlepinkbow5
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 12:39pm UTC

-----------♥-----------
When my friends ask me what witty is, i say "oh, nothing." little do they know, its everything.
(:
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nmf <3

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littlepinkbow5
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 12:29pm UTC

an hourglass
figure
is
only a
dream, for
girls who eat
at dairy queen(:

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littlepinkbow5
posted a quote
July 19, 2011 10:51pm UTC

i love boys who
ask for hugs
(:

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