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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 2:51pm UTC

I really can't picture
anyone having a crush on me.
I can't picture someone thinking about me before they fall asleep,
or telling their friends about me.
I can't picture anyone getting butterflies because I said Hi to them,
or even just smiled at them.
I can't picture someone smiling at the computer screen
or their cell phones when we're talking..

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sammy*
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 5:12pm UTC

It scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you
and everything that they say could be one massive lie.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 9:14pm UTC

have you ever had a legitimate crush on
an actor like to the point where you're not even fangirling anymore, you just actually love them.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 2:39pm UTC

The word 'sexy' is no loger censored.
I guess you could say,
Steve just bought sexy back.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 2:59pm UTC

Grandma: So do you have a boyfriend yet?
Me: It's time for the jokes to stop.

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elisabethelis
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 1:57pm UTC

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this is a hug from me to YOU,
to let you know I'm thinking of you
and although I have nothing to say,
you know i have thought of you today.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 7:26pm UTC

When I was younger, I was in McDonalds and I had my tamagotchi with me
and I was playing with it and there was another girl, about my age, had a tamagotchi too and we kept looking over at each other. After a while, she went to the bathroom and I followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected our tamagotchi's and we made them have tamababies. To this day, it's the most scandalous I've ever done in my life.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 3:21pm UTC

Have you ever
met someone
and you were just like immediately attracted to them
not even in a sexual way
there was just something about them that you were drawn to
and you really wanted to tell them
and get to know them better
but you knew they wouldn’t feel the same way
so you just obsessed over them from afar.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 3:54pm UTC

Can you imagine
if someone sent you
a list of all the reasons
why they love you?

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 3:21pm UTC

i wish my GPA were as high as gas prices.
but i wish gas prices were as low as your GPA.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 3:29pm UTC

can you die from constipation?
i'm a little concerned with how full of sh/t you are.

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sarnotsav
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 2:23pm UTC

ATTENTION ALL POTTER HEADS.
The first thing Snape asks Harry is
“Potter! What would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?”
According to Victorian Flower Language, asphodel is a type of lily meaning ‘My regrets follow you to the grave’
and wormwood means ‘absence’ and also typically symbolized bitter sorrow.
If you combined that, it meant
‘I bitterly regret Lily’s death’.
J.K. Rowling, you've done it again.

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 3:12pm UTC

*BOOM*
Mom: what was that?
Me: my shirt fell
Mom: it sounded a lot heavier than that
Me: I was in it

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
November 17, 2012 6:28pm UTC

Why do teachers have
such an intense hatred for wikipedia?
because it does their job better than them.

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
November 17, 2012 6:12pm UTC

The benefit of knowing me?
you can stand beside me and look
100 times more attractive than you
actually are.

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
November 17, 2012 5:57pm UTC

I'm at a wedding and after their vows,
the pastor said
"you may now update your Twitters and Facebooks"
The bride and groom took out their
phones and took a selfie.
then kissed.
ah 21st century couples!

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