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  1. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 10:30am UTC
    i find it really attractive when,
    someone has really good taste in music.
    .

  2. KatieKayface KatieKayface
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 11:40am UTC
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  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 2:03pm UTC
    fun thing to do when bored:
    go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on peoples cars saying "sorry for the damage" and watch them look for it.

  4. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 1:39pm UTC
    plot twist
    you can only bring sexy
    back if you have the receipt
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 1:50pm UTC
    there are two types of teenagers:
    1. the internet people/gamers
    2. the partying/drinking teenagers.
    and both think that the other ones are the losers.

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 2:22pm UTC
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  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 1:34pm UTC
    instead of periods
    can girls just get a text once
    a month saying "you're
    not pregnant have a nice day"
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    i'm wearing a jacket because
    10% i'm freezing
    5% it'll be cold later
    85% my mother feels cold.

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    fingers are weird???
    like…… our arms just
    split into other
    smaller arms…………. ok

  10. cheetah678 cheetah678
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 12:55pm UTC
    Me: I wasn't that drunk!
    Friend: Dude, when the intercom came on in the Supermarket you fell on your knees yelling, "God has spoken!."
    Me: ...

  11. Last_First_Kiss Last_First_Kiss
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    ♪♫♩♬♪♫♪♫♩♫♩♬♪♫♩♬
    "Rawr" does NOT mean
    "I love you" in dinosaur.
    you ever seen Jurrasic Park?
    It means,
    "I'm gonna freaking eat you"
    ♪♫♩♬♪♫♪♫♩♫♩♬♪♫♩♬
    cookiedoughformats

  12. ShadowBlack ShadowBlack
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    The Strongest People
    aren't always the people who win, but the people who don't give up when they lose.

  13. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    -♫♪♫♪♫♪♫-
    A drop in the ocean
    A change in the weather
    I was prayin that you and me might end up together
    It's like wishin for rain as I stand in the desert
    But I'm holding you closer than most.
    Cause you are my heaven
    -♫♪♫♪♫♪♫-

  14. lexidanielle_xo lexidanielle_xo
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe. • Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs. • At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. • If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions. • Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.” What the f.uck have we done? Barbie became the "poster girl" for what girls "should" look like. Why would you want to look like that, if you put it to human proportions? Don't do this to yourself.

  15. lollypopgrl7 lollypopgrl7
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    The 5 steps to laziness
    1.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    The Wizarding World always wanted Muggles to know about the Battle of Hogwarts, and though they tried sending subtle signs, none of them worked. They called upon an ex-Hogwarts pupil, one who was very gifted with words, to disguise herself as a Muggle and go undercover for perhaps the rest of her life. She would write the whole of Harry's story, interviewing necessary characters, and writing it down in as much detail as possible. Even if it took 7 books.
    Joanne said she'd be delighted to do such a thing.

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    My biggest insecruity is my shyness.
    Amd I'm tired of letting it control my life.
    Tired of letting it ruin so many great things for me.

  19. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    "Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again.
    "So he can sneak up on people," said Ron. "Sometimes he gets bored of running at them, flapping his arms and shrieking. . . sorry, Hermione.
    The books is always better..

  20. idgafSOstfu idgafSOstfu
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    I have 20 chicken nuggets.
    10 for me and 10 for me.

:)

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