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  1. ViolinBoy ViolinBoy
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 6:53pm UTC
    I don't march to the beat of a different drummer
    I wander aimlesly to the sound of my own violin

  2. ViolinBoy ViolinBoy
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 9:00pm UTC
    I Can't Change

  3. ViolinBoy ViolinBoy
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 9:46pm UTC
    Trying to keep myself from loving you is like trying to stop the rain

  4. Christopher Robin* Christopher Robin*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 8:36pm UTC
    Funny Pickup Lines
    #11
    "Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

  5. Christopher Robin* Christopher Robin*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 2:04pm UTC
    Funny Pickup Lines
    #15
    "Here's $10, buy a drink, and drink until I'm good looking, then talk to me again."

  6. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 1:18pm UTC
    I wasn't going to buy Thrift Shop on iTunes,
    but sh/t, it was 99 cents.

  7. hey_its_mal hey_its_mal
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    Girl: OmG I'M SO HEaLTHY, I POST salaD pics on INSTA lyk eVERYdaY!!!! :OOOO
    Me: I once ate an apple two months ago…

  8. lifewillbelife lifewillbelife
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 1:17am UTC
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    if life was a video game
    would you be my p2?

  9. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 12:21pm UTC
    What am I supposed to do, when the best part of me was always you?
    What am I suppesed to say, when I'm all chocked up and you're okay?

  10. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 8:41pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2285
    The awkward
    moment when the guy
    you've been constantly
    checking out makes eye
    contact with you.
    tumblr

  11. hey_its_mal hey_its_mal
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 6:07pm UTC
    Grocery shops in Australia
    IGA: Always cheap, doesn't need sales
    Aldi: Sells food and winter skiing supplies
    Woolworths: Collect stickers to help schools
    Coles: Giving away One Direction tickets
    We all know who wins

  12. TaniaRoseOlmos TaniaRoseOlmos
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 6:53pm UTC
    True romance isn't
    R o m e o a n d J u li e t w h o d i e d t o g e t h e r , [x] [x] [x]
    BUT GRANDMA AND
    grandpa who grew
    O L D T O G ET H E R ♥

  13. Babbie Babbie
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 5:48pm UTC
    You do and say weird things and you say don't judge me but I'm like
    Hunny,
    Its too late.

  14. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 7:17pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2256
    The awkward
    moment when your crush
    decides to look at you when
    you do something
    embarrassing.
    tumblr

  15. hey_its_mal hey_its_mal
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    Have you ever showered,
    not because you needed to...
    just because you needed time to think?


  16. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  17. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    You had me at the proper use of "you're".

  18. hey_its_mal hey_its_mal
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 2:31am UTC
    Tourists: I want to go to Australia and go on all the beaches every single day!!! :OOOOOO
    Australia: We're full.

  19. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 9:01pm UTC
    Bucket List #41
    Train an owl to deliver rejection letters from Hogwarts to my enemies.

  20. soccerboy14 soccerboy14
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 9:47pm UTC
    Girl: Hey what's up?
    Boy: If I tell you will you sit on it?"

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