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litlbudda13

1. litlbudda13
   posted a quote
   June 12, 2009 3:52pm UTC
   me without you is like
   .: Ambercrombi & Fitch without the moose :.
   .: Coach purses without their Cs :.
   && Ugg boots without the Ugg Australia label on the back
   epointlessa
   
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2. litlbudda13
   posted a quote
   June 11, 2009 7:51pm UTC
   freckles
   are sun kisses
   
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3. litlbudda13
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   June 11, 2009 4:08pm UTC
   _flip flops _
   belly tops
   palm trees
   cute capris
   x sunglasses x
   backstage passes
   -----> topdown
   cruisinaroundtown <-----
   ||as the sun dims
   comes late night swims||
   school's out summer's in
   
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4. litlbudda13
   posted a quote
   June 9, 2009 3:42pm UTC
   <3 we were given:
   two hands to hold; two legs to walk;
   two eyes to s e e; two ears to l i s t e n
   { b u t o n l y o n e h e a r t }
   the other was g.i.v.e.n to someone else
   for us to find <3
   
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5. litlbudda13
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   June 9, 2009 12:35pm UTC
   WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON JOKE #13
   What do you call two men above a window?
   Curt 'n' Rod
   
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6. litlbudda13
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   June 9, 2009 12:29pm UTC
   WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON JOKE #12
   What do you call a man that travels at the speed of light?
   Ray
   
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7. litlbudda13
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   June 9, 2009 12:25pm UTC
   WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON JOKE #11
   What do you call a woman in a casino?
   Betty
   
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8. litlbudda13
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   June 9, 2009 12:22pm UTC
   WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON JOKE #10
   What do you call a man in good physical condition?
   Jim
   
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9. litlbudda13
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   June 9, 2009 12:18pm UTC
   WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON JOKE #9
   What do you call a woman on the beach?
   Sandy
   
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10. litlbudda13
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    June 9, 2009 12:16pm UTC
    WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON JOKE #8
    What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
    Cliff
    
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11. litlbudda13
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2009 12:13pm UTC
    WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON JOKE #7
    What do you call a man with no legs?
    Neil
    
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12. litlbudda13
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    June 9, 2009 12:10pm UTC
    WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON JOKE #6
    What do you call a woman with two legs the same length?
    Noleen
    
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13. litlbudda13
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    June 9, 2009 12:08pm UTC
    WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON JOKE #5
    What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
    Eileen
    
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14. litlbudda13
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    June 9, 2009 12:05pm UTC
    WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON JOKE #4
    What do you call a man with a car on his head?
    JACK
    
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15. litlbudda13
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    June 9, 2009 11:59am UTC
    WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON JOKE #3
    What do you call a man floating in a pool?
    BOB
    
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16. litlbudda13
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    June 9, 2009 11:56am UTC
    WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON JOKE #2
    What do you call a man hanging on the wall?
    ART
    
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17. litlbudda13
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    June 9, 2009 11:51am UTC
    WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON JOKE #1
    What do you call a man laying on the front porch?
    MATT
    
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18. litlbudda13
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2009 10:58am UTC
    in order to be irreplaceable,
    one must always be different
    - coco chanel
    
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19. litlbudda13
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2009 3:21pm UTC
    You have the right to remain
    silent. Anything you say will
    be m_ i_ s_ q_ u_ o_ t_ e_ d, then
    eused against youa
    
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20. litlbudda13
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2009 1:45pm UTC
    For with each dawn, she found new hope that someday,
    her |dreams| of happiness would come true.
    Cinderella
    
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