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  1. wissapooh wissapooh
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2010 6:17pm UTC
    I don't have straight A's.
    I don't have the best body.
    I'm not the prettiest girl in school.
    I only have a [few] friends.
    I rarely get along with my family.
    I have an attitude; and..
    I'm [definitely] not the sweetest girl in the world.
    I'm FAR from PERFECT.
    But, Trust me Boy..
    You will never find another girl that cares about you as much as me.
    I have many flaws; but I have an amazing heart to love you with. <3


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. peaceinpieces peaceinpieces
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2010 11:34am UTC
    your smile the way you laugh your big bear hug YOUR HAIR every little sideways smiley face :) your charm the way you say I LOVE YOU the way you make me laugh your third grade jokes more than you can see THE SACRIFICES &YOUR UNQUESTIONABLE LOVE your childish grin when you've done something wrong thewayyoutalk the way you love the little things highlight

  4. XShortyX97X XShortyX97X
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2010 9:00pm UTC
    Today on a class field trip we devised a plan to hide in the seats to trick our teacher. When she got back she looked at the supposedly empty seats where we were hiding. She then asked "Where are my children?" to which the bus driver replies "What children?" thanks bus driver man. MLIA

  5. ninsterrr ninsterrr
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2009 1:58pm UTC
    U&I may be together on the keyboard,
    but ever noticed how under that is
    J&K as in *just kidding*

  6. ninsterrr ninsterrr
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2009 7:55am UTC
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  7. ninsterrr ninsterrr
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2009 5:55pm UTC
    If the world ends in 2012
    I've wasted all my life in school........lovely.
    gotta love facebook groups.

  8. xoxoMAKxoxo xoxoMAKxoxo
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2010 10:13pm UTC
    Pants on the ground

    Pants on the ground

    Lookin’ like a fool with your
    pants on the ground

    Hat turned sideways, pants hit the ground

    Call yourself a cool cat looking like a fool

    Walking through the town with
    your pants on the ground!
    Were else can you find a 62 year old guy singing this?
    Idol(:

  9. MyEye6 MyEye6
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2010 6:37pm UTC
    BOOKS
    CUTE NOTES
    RAIN
    LONGNIGHTS
    WARMTH
    BIGSWEATERS
    YUMMY
    FOOD
    INTERESTING
    PEOPLE//
    SUNRISES
    FRIENDS
    ALL THE SMALL THINGS
    LAUGTER
    CUTE GUYS
    CREATIVITY
    GOOD MOVIES
    CHOC OLATE
    I C E CREAM
    {INSPIR --ATION}
    HOB BIES
    EXPLOR -ATION
    WEEK ENDS
    CA KE
    LYRICS THAT
    MEAN SOMETHING
    »CARDS«
    FORT UNES
    GLAS -SES
    CAN DLES
    FRESH BAKED
    GOOD JOKES
    FRI} {ENDS
    HAPPY ENDINGS
    FEEL INGS
    CATCHY //TUNES
    GO OD
    MU SIC

    HIS VOICE
    SNOW DAYS
    GUITARS
    BUTTER
    -FLIES
    TEA
    ACCEPTANCE
    GAMES
    SEASONS
    MYTH
    ART
    STICKEY
    NOTES
    YOURSELF

  10. iNCOMPLETE_xx iNCOMPLETE_xx
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2010 7:05pm UTC
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  11. graceelizabethx22 graceelizabethx22
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2010 8:22pm UTC
    wouldn't life be perfect
    if monday mornings were [ fun ]
    s w e a t p a n t s were s e x y
    junk food was [ good for you ]
    f r i e n d s didnt cause drama
    guys werent [ confusing, ]
    n o t h i n g was r e g r e t a b l e
    and g o o d b y e s [ only meant ] till
    t o m o r r o w ------>


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. innluvv23 innluvv23
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2009 10:58pm UTC
    Her: Hey, where have you been all day .
    Him: I was trying to make your dreams come true .
    Her: How ?
    Him: Well.. the first day I met you, you said that it was every girls dream to get kissed in the rain..
    Her: Yeah, so that still doesn't answer my question . And it isn't going to rain until Sunday .
    Him: Yeah, that's why I went to Home Depot to buy a sprinkler . ; ♥
    totally not mine. just credit for bad edit. haa; i just thought it was so flipped adorable : )

  14. xXkatieXx xXkatieXx
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2009 11:23am UTC
    who else knows someone
    who is really skinny
    but eats a TON of food?

  15. SydRock SydRock
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2009 1:23pm UTC
    Today, I noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy, and all you see is his head and arms sticking out of the water. I bet he's not laughing out loud anymore.
    MLIA.

  16. CarleyBabeeX3 CarleyBabeeX3
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2009 5:48pm UTC
    Sorrry, if my phone keeps calling you;
    My phone is vxoxixcxe activated and
    im at the mall, and e v e r y t i m e
    Santa says | Ho Ho Ho | it dials
    your number(:

  17. shortii828xx shortii828xx
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2009 1:41pm UTC
    Edward:
    Bella, I have to break up with you. Please don't be upset it's just that----
    Kanye West:
    Eddie, I'm really happy for you, and Ima let you finish, but I just wanted to say
    Jacob has some of the best abs of all time.
    NOT MINE! credit to christian_beadles_13

  18. xoxuuknnouuluvvmeeeexox xoxuuknnouuluvvmeeeexox
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2009 6:00pm UTC
    diNoSauR ExtiNCtioN
    wasn't an accident .
    barney came along,
    and they all committed
    SuiCiDe

  19. livelaughlove1467 livelaughlove1467
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2009 11:54am UTC
    Boy:So I really like this girl,
    but I don't know what I should do...
    Girl:You should follow your heart.
    Boy:What does my heart say?
    Girl:I don't know. I'm not your heart.
    Boy: True, but your most of it...<3

  20. ninsterrr ninsterrr
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 5:39pm UTC
    i hated going to weddings.
    all the grandmas would poke me
    and say " you're n e x t " they stopped
    when i started doing it to them at
    f u n e r a l s .
    not minee ! no credit whatsoevuuuur .!?

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