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limegreenduck
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June 26, 2011 1:18am UTC

Hey guys, it's my birthday today! I'm now 13, so can I get 13 likes?[:

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limegreenduck
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June 14, 2011 8:54pm UTC

"She paints a pretty picture
but this picture has a twist
you see.. her paintbrush is a razor
and her canvas is her wrist"
As blood drips from her body
It leaves a trail of red stains
She wishes she was wanted
In this world, all full of pain
As blood gushes out the wound
Her head feels in a daze
More blood is flowing out now
And her eyes feel surrounded in a haze
It's been about an hour now
The blood hasn't let up
She's feeling quite light-headed
And the flow still ceases to stop
The world is getting darker now
As she starts to leave this life
She's surrounded by her blood puddle
And her hand drops her new tool, a knife
Her world fades to black
And she moves to a better place
Where she won't be teased and laughed at
Where she'll have a smile on her face
Stuff in quotations isn't mine; but the rest of it is.{:

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limegreenduck
posted a quote
May 1, 2011 9:56pm UTC

Dear Rebecca Black,
No one wakes up on Friday happily singing. We all just smash our alarm clocks 23473495792 times. Get it right next time[;
Sincerely,
Everyone Who Listens To Your Song

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limegreenduck
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April 29, 2011 9:43pm UTC

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limegreenduck
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April 26, 2011 9:25pm UTC

I love how before guys started signing onto witty, girls were always like "Oh, if guys saw what we put on witty, they'd treat us better" and stuff.
Now, ever since guys have been signing onto witty, all girls have been doing is hating on them and telling them to get off.
Girls, this is what you wanted in the first place. Guys are just showing that not all of them are complete jerks. So if you don't like them being on witty, you can leave.[:

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limegreenduck
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April 26, 2011 6:36pm UTC

I have screwed up 90% of my teenage life.[x] Kissed someone before dating[x] Gotten a phone taken away at school[x] Gotten caught chewing gum[x] Gotten caught cheating on a testTotal so far: 4[] Arrived late to class more than 5 times[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times[x] Turned at least 2 projects in late[x] Missed school just because you felt like it[]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of classTotal so far: 7[x] Got your mom, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school[x] Text people during class[x] Passed notes[x] Threw stuff across the room[x] Laughed at the teacherTotal so far: 12[x] Took pictures during school hours[x] Called someone during school hours[x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hoursTotal so far: 15[x] Threw something at the teacher[x] Went outside the classroom without permission[x] Broke the dress code[x] Failed a class[x] Ate food during classTotal so far:20[x] Been called the worst student[x] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly[x] Didn't take your stuff to school[x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't lookingTotal so far: 24[x] Faked your parents signature[x] Slept in class[x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back[x] Copied homework[x] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean[x] Thrown food in the lunch roomTotal so far: 30Multiply by 3 for a total.Post as "I have screwed up____ of my teenage life."

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limegreenduck
posted a quote
March 26, 2011 5:31pm UTC

MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN!(:

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limegreenduck
posted a quote
January 27, 2011 1:18pm UTC

Test Your Tongue
find the 3 and get a kiss tomorrow
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*find the B! DON'T skip or ur wish wont come true...
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*Once youve found the "b" Find The Mistake
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Once You've Found The Mistake Find the 1
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Once you found the 1. Find the 6
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once you've found the 6... Find the N (it's hard!!)
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once you've found the N... Find the Q...
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Find the i
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now, make 2 wishes!
*~*they will come true!!!!!! *~*
As soon as u made ur two wishes repost this as "test ur tongue" ;)
if u don't ur wishes wont come true! :(
You got twenty minutes Hurry

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limegreenduck
posted a quote
January 22, 2011 12:01am UTC

Don't you just hate when you can't smell your bad breath in the morning, but you can taste it?

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limegreenduck
posted a quote
January 21, 2011 7:15pm UTC

Who needs boys?
I've got Skittles!
They're sweet too<3

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limegreenduck
posted a quote
January 21, 2011 2:24pm UTC

Am I The Only One ;
Who Thinks Jesse McCartney Beats Justin Bieber
By A Long Shot?♥

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limegreenduck
posted a quote
January 21, 2011 2:19pm UTC

kissing test<3
1.hold you breath
2.click add a quote
3.copy and past this quote 4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser

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