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lillybeth7

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Member Since: 26 Sep 2012 06:30pm

Last Seen: 29 Apr 2013 01:11pm

Birthday: February 7

Location: pennsylvania

Gender: F

user id: 332214

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im Elizabeth
im 18
 i like photography
     im a volunteer firefighter
             Meow
  1. lillybeth7 lillybeth7
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 12:31pm UTC
    Sign above the bathroom door in a fire house reads "old firemen never die, their nozzles just rust away"

  2. lillybeth7 lillybeth7
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 12:28pm UTC
    Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to score properly!

  3. lillybeth7 lillybeth7
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 12:21pm UTC
    The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

  4. lillybeth7 lillybeth7
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 1:29pm UTC
    If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, vehicles make you drive drunk, spoons make people fat, and matches cause arson.

  5. lillybeth7 lillybeth7
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 12:25pm UTC
    No I don't get jealous when I see my exes with another women, my mom always taught me to give my used toys to the unfortunate.

  6. lillybeth7 lillybeth7
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 12:03pm UTC
    Just remember if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English

  7. lillybeth7 lillybeth7
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 1:33pm UTC
    The ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle.

  8. lillybeth7 lillybeth7
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 1:29pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you don`t have any friends in your class and the teacher says, "Find a partner!"

  9. lillybeth7 lillybeth7
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 1:27pm UTC
    Zack and Cody graduated, Andy gave away his toys, Hannah told her secret, Phil went back to the future. My childhood is officially over.

  10. lillybeth7 lillybeth7
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 1:24pm UTC
    When someone looks at your baby pictures and jokingly says "aww you were soo cute! what happened?" B***h, I got sexy, thats what happened.

  11. lillybeth7 lillybeth7
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    Me: *drops phone* Headphones: I got you bro .

  12. lillybeth7 lillybeth7
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 1:03pm UTC
    Looking at graffiti on a bridge: Some people: that`s vandalism! Other people: that`s some dope art! Me: how the hell did they get up there?

  13. lillybeth7 lillybeth7
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 12:57pm UTC
    i am afraid of 17 out of 72 common fears
    [x] the dark
    [x] staying single forever
    [] being a parent
    [x] giving birth
    [x] being myself in front of others
    [] open spaces
    [] closed spaces
    [] heights
    [] dogs
    [] birds
    [] fish
    [] spiders
    [] flowers or other plants
    [] being touched
    [] fire
    [] silk
    [] the ocean
    [] failure
    [] success
    [x] thunder/lightning
    [] frogs/toads
    [] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's dad
    [] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's mom
    [x] rats
    [] wind
    [x] jumping from high places
    [] snow
    [] rain
    [] crossing hanging bridges
    [] deep water
    [] heaven
    [x] death
    [x] being robbed
    [x] falling
    [] clowns
    [] dolls
    [] large crowds of people
    [] men
    [] women
    []having great responsibilities
    [] doctors (including dentists)
    [x] tornadoes
    [x] hurricanes
    [x] incurable diseases
    [] sharks
    [] Friday the 13th
    [] ghosts
    [] poverty
    [] Halloween
    [] school
    [] trains
    [] odd numbers
    [] even numbers
    [x] being alone
    [x]becoming blind
    [x] becoming deaf
    [] growing up
    [x] creepy noises at night
    [] bee stings
    [] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
    [] needles
    [] blood
    [] dinosaurs
    [] the welcome mat
    [] high speed
    [] throwing up
    [] falling in love
    [ ] super secrets
    If you repost this, at the top write," I'm afraid of _ out of the 72 common fears."
    If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend counseling.
    If you get more than 20, your paranoid.
    If you get 10-20 your normal.
    If you get 10 or less, your fearless.

  14. lillybeth7 lillybeth7
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 1:00pm UTC
    *Dog staring at wall* What I`m thinking: THERE`S A F*****g GHOST! What my dog is thinking: That`s a sexy wall...

  15. lillybeth7 lillybeth7
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 12:29pm UTC
    I saw Justin Bieber on a Pro-Active commercial, she said 'i never had a problem with acne' and I'm thinking 'yea, it's cause you haven't hit puberty yet'

  16. lillybeth7 lillybeth7
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 12:25pm UTC
    I may not be the most stunning or the skinniest, I'm not perfect and I'm a little odd, but I'm the one and only me, the beautiful mess that I'm meant to be.

  17. lillybeth7 lillybeth7
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 12:23pm UTC
    There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people.

  18. lillybeth7 lillybeth7
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 12:19pm UTC
    The difference between a man and a boy: A man will tell you the truth no matter what...BUT...A boy will still lie even after being caught!

  19. lillybeth7 lillybeth7
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 12:15pm UTC
    Difference between a drunk person and stoned person when at a stop sign? A drunk person will run through it and a stoned person will wait for it to turn green

  20. lillybeth7 lillybeth7
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 12:12pm UTC
    ever met one of those people who remind you of a slinky? Not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you push them down the stairs?

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