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  1. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 7:54pm UTC
    "Whatever you give a woman, she will
    make greater.
    If you give her sp.erm, she'll give you
    a baby ;
    If you give her a house, she will
    give you a home ;
    If you give her groceries, she'll give
    you a meal ;
    If you give her a smile, she'll give you her
    heart.
    She multiplies and enlarges what is given to
    her ; so if you give her any cr.ap,
    be prepared to get a ton
    of sh.t. "


  2. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    escapism (noun)(english)
    the tendency to escape from dao;u reality or routine by indulging in daydreaming, fantasy, or entrtainment.
    la douleur exquise (noun) (french)
    the exquisite pain of wanting the affection of someone you know you can never have.
    gigil (noun) (filipino)
    the irrisistable urge to pinch or squeeze something that is unbearable cute and adorable.
    saudade (noun) (portuquese)
    a deep, nostalgic, and meloncholic longing for something or someone, often accomponied with a denied fact that what one longs for will never come back.
    vemond (noun) (swedish)
    a tender sadness or pensive melonscholy; the calm feeling that something emotionally significant is over and never will be back.
    shemomedjamo (verb) (georgian)
    to continue eating past the point of being full just because the food tastes really good; lit. "i accidentally ate the whole thing."
    abendrot (noun) (german)
    the color of the sky while the sun is setting.
    liefdesverdriet (noun) (dutch)
    the sadness, or depression, one feels about a love unanswered or love that is gone
    gemes (noun) (javanese)
    the anger one feels inside but cannot find a way to express it.
    kalverliefde (noun) (dutch)
    the temporary affection and infatuation usuall experienced by two young people in love.

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 6:53pm UTC
    Being an atheist is okay.
    Being an atheist and shaming religion and spirituality as silly or not real is not okay.
    Being a Christian is okay.
    Being a homophobic, misogynistic, r.acist, or otherwise hateful person in the name of Christianity is not okay.
    Being a reindeer is okay.
    Bullying and exluding another reindeer because he has a shiny red nose is not okay.

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
    Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 2:13pm UTC
    parents: "schools easy"
    me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
    parents: "idk that sh-t its hard lmao"

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 6:59pm UTC
    how come it’s cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when i do it, i’m the “antichrist” and i need an “exorcism”?

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 6:41pm UTC
    About 110,000 people contract chlamydia each month. That's a higher number of people than those who have signed up for Obamacare.
    Obamaare is less popular than chlamydia.

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    cassidy: i really like the nail design. it's really basic.
    me: like you?

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 7:00pm UTC
    when he was 7 years old,
    he learned the meaning of hurt,
    because he knew his father
    left bruises around his mother's neck.
    by 10 years old,
    the sun didn't shine as bright,
    the grass wasn't as green.
    everything seeme dull.
    at age 13,
    he couldn't tell the difference
    between nightmares and reality,
    there were monsters in his head.
    on his 16th birthday,
    he counted the scars on his torso
    and the pills by the night stand,
    and thought some things through
    but 3 years later (age 19),
    he smiled that crooked simle because
    he could feel the sun on his skin and
    the blowers were finally blooming and
    he had made it.

  11. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 12:40pm UTC
    11
    Let them learn,
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    From their own
    mistakes...
    That is the only way we seem to learn.

  12. SarahDGirl SarahDGirl
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 2:59pm UTC
    Dear stomach,
    you're bored, not hungry, so shut up.

  13. Serendipity * Serendipity *
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 7:16pm UTC
    One time, when i was high, i started crying because bats eat spider.
    And then i started thinking, what if Batman comes across Spiderman.
    Will Spiderman be okay?

  14. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 3:50pm UTC
    Me: Dad, tell me a good joke.
    Dad: Your mother's weight loss diet.
    And that's the story of how my dad ended up spending the next two nights sleeping on the couch.
    mq

  15. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    Error
    X
    INSTALLING IMPROVEMENT IN ATTITUDE
    Installation failed.
    You have to be stuck with a bad attitude.
    40%Ready

  16. ♥Gianna♥* ♥Gianna♥*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    October is now Octover

  17. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 3:38pm UTC
    Stereotypical White Girl: *cries* My daddy won't pay for my nose job

  18. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    Where do white girls live?
    The White House

  19. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 3:41pm UTC
    Me: *eats my weight in Halloween candy* Why aren't I skinny yet

  20. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    Me: Dad, I'm cold
    Dad: Go stand in a corner
    Me: Why?
    Dad:
    Me:
    Dad: The corner is 90 degrees.

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