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  1. lifewillbelife lifewillbelife
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 5:12am UTC
    Revenge is a dish best served cold
    Revenge is sweet
    Revenge is...
    Ice cream!?

  2. lifewillbelife lifewillbelife
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 3:34am UTC
    Why Do People Say The Sky Is The Limit
    When There Are Footprins On The Moon?
    nmq

  3. lifewillbelife lifewillbelife
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 6:00am UTC
    I will not Bow,
    I will not Break
    I will shut the World Away
    I will not Fall,
    I will not Fade
    I will take your Breath Away

  4. lifewillbelife lifewillbelife
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 4:27am UTC
    oh, you need a knife?
    check my back that’s where you left it

  5. lifewillbelife lifewillbelife
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 11:59pm UTC
    THEY SAID I COULD BE ANYTHING I WANT
    SO I BECAME A
    WITTIAN

  6. lifewillbelife lifewillbelife
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 12:57am UTC
    Facebook Needs a stalk button

  7. lifewillbelife lifewillbelife
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 2:33am UTC
    don't dream your life,
    live your dreams

  8. lifewillbelife lifewillbelife
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 2:31am UTC
    Live your dreams
    Except that one about being eaten by a giant spider

  9. lifewillbelife lifewillbelife
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 6:06pm UTC
    If being smart means giving up on your friends then id rather be a fool my whole life

  10. lifewillbelife lifewillbelife
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 11:43pm UTC
    You are you
    you are not your hair color
    you are not your wieght
    you are not your size
    you are not your religion
    you are not your job
    you are not emo
    you are not punk
    you are not a nerd
    you are not dumb
    You are not black
    you are not white
    you are not asian
    You are perfect
    you are amazing
    you are beautiful
    you are smart
    you are
    You

  11. lifewillbelife lifewillbelife
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 5:48pm UTC
    haikus are easy
    But sometimes they dont make sense
    Refrigerator

  12. lifewillbelife lifewillbelife
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 3:38am UTC
    Love is like a deck of cards; you need a heart to meet someone a diamond to marry them a club to beat them with and a spade to bury them

  13. lifewillbelife lifewillbelife
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 12:40am UTC
    WE MUST PREPARE FOR THE PENGUIN
    APOCLYPSE!!!!!

  14. lifewillbelife lifewillbelife
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 11:10pm UTC
    Life is no nintendo game you dont get any second chances-Eminem

  15. lifewillbelife lifewillbelife
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 8:55pm UTC
    when life gives you lemons make orangeade
    and then sit back and whatch the world wonder how you did it

  16. lifewillbelife lifewillbelife
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 5:34pm UTC
    I hereby solemnly swear and resolve, that I shall finish whatever I sta

  17. lifewillbelife lifewillbelife
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 8:02pm UTC
    Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all its students.

  18. lifewillbelife lifewillbelife
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 3:53am UTC
    SUICIDE:
    Should not exist. But what is a quote going to do?
    its going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around
    of witty and i want you to repost this quote with your
    name signed. after i get all of these names i am going to
    make a youtube video of all the witty profile names
    that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote.
    lets show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this!
    staystrong
    signatures:
    dbpbmliapbnjurwhirtu
    daddygirl99.
    notyouraverageb*tch
    Smileyz316
    xpeacexbluex
    SexiPurpleZebra
    conklineli5280
    kaerottina
    Eatmypants
    quotinglikeaboss
    xoStayBeautifulxo
    Meganbbz
    AnaisHeartsYou
    Marie1388
    ImNotAlone
    SecretGurl123
    bananaman
    ProudToBeGeeky
    KateehKracklady of the night
    eternalsunshinex
    BooILoveSkittles
    JustinBieber4ever
    screwsociety
    Green1098
    brancsy
    Jahyvie
    EjSweet2♥
    imkrazydealwithit
    TheExpertDirectioner♥
    Cutorable♥
    ♥skaterrules23
    Sugarlollies78♥
    theweirdkid
    ElleRain10
    EpicTrouble
    lifewillbelife

  19. lifewillbelife lifewillbelife
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 2:52am UTC
    If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

  20. lifewillbelife lifewillbelife
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 2:50am UTC
    believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

:)

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