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nopatience
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 9:01pm UTC

So I went to the store,
on Monday,
to buy... things.
Me: *stands awkwardly and miserably at the cash register where there is an insanely hot cashier who's like 18 and an old fat security guard standing nearby for god knows what reason*
Cashier: *starts checking out my tampons, tissues, toilet paper, and nose spray*
Security Guard: *starts cracking up*
Me: *awkward death glare that's not as menicing as I wanted it to be*
Cashier: *dying of laughter*
Security Guard: Well, you've got liquid comin' outta all your holes!
Cashier: *literally falls over from laughing so hard*
Me: *blushes*
Me: *secretly hiding laughter*
Me: *grabs a paper bag, rips 2 holes out, and puts it on my head*
Me: *walks away silently without taking any of the stuff I'd originally wanted to buy*
Me: *gets to the car*
Me: *dies*
Mom: where's all the stuff you needed?
Me: don't. ask. just. drive.
Mom: well sh*t I'll do it you p*ssy
Mom: *gets out of car*
~~~ 15 minutes later ~~~
Mom: *gets in car with a blush*
Me: it happened to you too?
Mom: shut the h*ll up.

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fungirl
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 3:55pm UTC

An unknown number was calling my 12 year old cousin...
He picks up and goes "Jim's wh0re house. You got the dough we got the hoe"
*Face Drops*
"Oh hey mom..."

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 4:30am UTC

♥
can
somebody
please
call 911?
♥
because he's
breaking my
heart
♥
and he's
doing it
for fun.

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bella5296
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 4:05pm UTC

And I got left out of your plans.
Again.
So I'll be sitting home alone.
Again.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 3:10pm UTC

The worst type of crying is the silent one
The one when everyone is asleep.
The one where you feel it in your throat ,
and your eyes become blurry from the tears.
The one where you just want to scream.
The one where you have to hold your breath
and grab your stomach to keep quiet.
The one where you can't breath anymore.
The one that you realize that the person that
meant the most to you,
is gone...

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DANMOON

posted a quote
July 19, 2012 7:38pm UTC

To realize the value of ONE YEAR
ask a student who failed a grade
To realize the value of ONE MONTH
ask a monther who gave birth to a premature baby
To realize the value of ONE WEEK
ask the editor of a weekly newspaper
To realize the value of ONE DAY
ask the person who was born on February 29th
To realize the value of ONE HOUR
ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
To realize the value of ONE MINUTE
ask the person who missed the train
To realize the vaulue of ONE SECOND
ask the person who just advoided an accident
To realize the value of ONE MILLISECOND
ask the person who won silver medal in the olympics

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sunnynicky
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 12:05am UTC

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My dentist told me once
that letting go is like pulling a tooth. When it was pulled out, you’re relieved, but how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it was not hurting you doesn’t mean you did not notice it. It leaves a gap and sometimes you see yourself missing it terribly. It’s going to take a while, but it takes time. Should you have kept the tooth? No, because it was causing you so much pain. Therefore, move on and let go.
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Format by twilightgirl995

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FullOfRegrets
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 2:35pm UTC

Just because she comes off strong
Doesn't mean nothing is wrong

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harrystylesisfit
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 4:05pm UTC

american kid:
"so, you're from the uk? cool! so do you have tea with the Queen?"
british kid:
"do you go to mcdonalds with Obama?"

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 5:28pm UTC

she takes your hand,
i die a little,
||||||||||||I watch your eyes,|||||||||||||
and I'm in riddles,
why can't you look at me like that?
when you walk by, I try to say it
but then i freeze, and never do it,<<
my tongue gets tied,
the words get trapped.
I hear the beat of my heart getting louder
whenever i'm near you...

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AlyB027
posted a quote
July 4, 2011 3:45am UTC

I will follow you if you help me out (:
Heyy witty girls!!! My best friend Aly and I are making a Summer Bucket list to complete before summer is over but we need some more ideas!! Any suggestions that you have please comment on this quote. I will lovve you forever!! Thanks ladies!!

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ImJustMeh
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 1:59pm UTC

There will always be:
a "lie" in believe,
An "over" in lover,
an "end" in friends,
An "us" in trust,
an "if" in life,
And a "u" in beautiful.
nmf/nmq
"-fr Ffrfr
♥
♥
♥
♥

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SmileyKelsea
posted a quote
February 16, 2012 8:00pm UTC

click to see this quote

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
February 12, 2012 11:00am UTC

I Didn't Plan On
falling in love with you, & I doubt you planned on falling in love with me.
but once we met, it was clear that neither of us could control what was
happening to us. we fell in love, despite our differences ♥

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
February 12, 2012 10:36am UTC

She
gazed across the room of familiar faces, but she stopped when
she made eye contact with an adorable guy she had never met
before. there was something about him that made her want to
strike a conversation. he had the most beautiful eyes & she felt
lucky they were locked with hers ♥
He
gazed across the room of familiar faces, but he stopped when
he made eye contact with a gorgeous girl he had never met
before. there was something about her that made him want to
strike a conversation. she had the most beautiful eyes & he felt
lucky they were locked with his ♥

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tylerr
posted a quote
February 12, 2012 3:54am UTC

if it's still in your mind,
then it's still in your heart.

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TheBrokenSmile
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 5:07pm UTC

eccedentesiast
A person who fakes a smile / someone who hides behind their smile.

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ForeverYounq_
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 7:27pm UTC

After everything I went through
I still wanna smile when I see you.
I still want to like you. I still want to see you. I still want to see you smile. I still want you . .♥

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theunicorn
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 9:59pm UTC

Dear bestfriend,
Thank you. Thank you for being my lesbian lover, and sometimes my mom.
thank you for being the only one who listens, and the only one who cares.
thank you for treating me like im worth something.
Thank you. for having hope in me, and not giving up on me like everyone else.
Thank you for being so perfect, and oh so gorgeous!
I can't even explain how much you mean to me!
thank you for the advice, the shoulder to cry on. all the hugs. the inside jokes. the memories.
I can honestly say i don't know what i'd do without someone as amazing as you.
Thank you for being a sister.
i love you.

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