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  1. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 7:54pm UTC
    How to murder someone
    without going to prison:
    1. Get close to them.
    2. Tell them you love them.
    3. Never talk to them again.

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 1:46pm UTC
    and i'm just scared that,
    one day, you'll meet a pretty girl,
    fall for her charmful lies,and
    that i'm the one
    standing here,
    with my heart in my hands,
    {to risk it all and give you}
    everything i have

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 1:55pm UTC
    isn't it funny, how
    from year to year you don't see
    much of a difference in yourself,
    physical or emotional, then
    suddenly you look back and you are a
    completely changed person.
    it's like watching the hour hand on a clock,
    you don't really see it move
    but it's changing
    all the time.

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 2:08pm UTC
    it's hard being the ugly friend.
    the one who isn't the best at flirting,
    the one with the smallest boobs,
    the one who is sometimes afraid to go places because they're afraid to be left out.
    the one who hasn't had a boyfriend in about 2 years.
    the one who hasn't had their proper first kiss.
    the self conscious one.
    the one who helps out with everyone else's problems, but can never rely on anyone else to help them.
    the one who - yeah.. just the ugly friend.

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 1:53pm UTC
    it sucks having a beautiful bestfriend.
    she's perfect. all the guys love her,
    and you're just you.

  6. dance1136 dance1136 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 7:52pm UTC
    This is how witty is now.
    You don't get noticed unless you have a "beautiful format" or if your witty famous..
    So i wanna see something. I betcha half of you won't even read this quote..
    If you did, fav this.
    Prove me wrong..
    I predict i'll get like 2 favs.
    So go,
    Prove me wrong..

  7. *Death* *Death*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    Hold your cursor over this quote
    If you're human.

  8. finding_nemo finding_nemo
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 5:15pm UTC
    4/20: Weed day
    4/21 Surprise urine test day

  9. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    Your welcome.

  10. thgcfmj123 thgcfmj123
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 11:10am UTC
    Urban dictionary has two meanings for wittyprofiles
    1.Witty profiles can be extremely addicting.
    Obsession will occur.
    School work will be put off until every single quote
    on the top quotes list is read.
    Witty profiles will know more about you than your friends
    and family do, and you will pour every single thought into
    your quotes.
    You will always keep a notepad or something to r e c o r d your
    quotes in so you don’t forget them.
    Witty profiles will pretty much be your LIFE. <3
    2. Where self confidence goes to die.
    A website which would be really good, except for the people. The so-called 'witty profilers' or 'wittians' hate anyone born after 1996, because apparently (according to a 'witty girl') a 90's kid is between 1986-1996.
    A website, where people WILL judge you unless you're not popular. If you are, you'll have stupid suck-ups favouriting all of your quotes, following you and standing up for you. However, you will have a gang of haters who want your top-quote status.
    A website where, as soon as a boy joins and posts something like 'hi, i am a boy' he gets 599495673 faves. But a girl could join, post quotes WORTH reading, and get 1 fave.
    I think we all know which one is the most accurate

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock,
    and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep. Happiness is a side dish of french fries. Happiness is a new
    sweatshirt on a cold Saturday morning. Happiness is winning an argument with your sister. Happiness is having
    something to look forward to. Happiness is the best seat at the parade. Happiness is having the bell ring just as you
    are being called on to recite. Happiness is a big muscle. Happiness is loving your enemies. Happiness is hearing the
    hearing the pediatrician say, "No, I guess she won't have to have a shot." Happiness is an autographed baseball.
    Hapiness is being tickled under the chin. Happiness is coming home from the hospital. Happiness is a circus balloon.
    Happiness is being named "Best in Show." Happiness is finally getting your big teeth. Happiness is a stack of old
    comic books. Happiness is a Christmas vacation with no book reports to write. Happiness is catching snowflakes on
    your tongue. Happiness is surprising your Dad by shoveling the sidewalk before he gets home. Happiness is licking
    the bowl. Happiness is playing cards with Grandma. Happiness is sleeping in the back seat on the way home.
    Happiness is getting all your Christmas "thank you" letters written. Happiness is singing "Blessed Assurance" at
    Camp Meeting. Happiness is wearing the band from your Dad's cigar. Happiness us being too sick to go to school,
    but not too sick to watch TV. Happiness is being able to walk home from school without having to worry about getting
    getting beaten up. Happiness is a sad song. Happiness is knowing
    you've made it through one more day.
    Happiness is a Sad Song
    by Charles Schultz

  12. !* !*
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 10:21pm UTC
    Maybe this is what the Mayans predicted.
    Not an asteroid, or a solar flare, but the end of what we are.
    We no longer cherish life, or other people, animals, or the earth an all the resources put on it.
    War, genocide, abuse, senseless mass murder, animal cruelty, gluttony, greed; it's all a waste.
    Look around you, the end of the world is already here.

  13. 3rinclaire 3rinclaire
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 5:32pm UTC
    You got a fast car
    And I want a ticket to go anywhere
    Maybe we make a deal
    Maybe together we can get somewhere

  14. pinapplesealover3 pinapplesealover3
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 4:02pm UTC
    it's like, you think he's different,
    from the rest. no. you're wrong.
    he's just like ♥ the rest of them

  15. alyson545 alyson545
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    Ten Reasons Why
    Hey..people who read this story. I'm SO sorry to those who were waiting for the next chapter to this story, i feel really bad that i haven't uploaded in a bagillion years and just left you guys hanging.
    And I'm not going to lie to you guys and tell you i was in the hospital in critical condition or something like that, cause that's not the case.
    I kind of just got writers block, even though I knew where the story was going..?
    I'm sorry, i'm a super confusing person.
    I wouldn't blame any of you if you just stopped reading this story cause i didnt upload. But, I would appreciate if whoever is willing to continue reading this story can fave this quote right here, right after you read it? Just so I know that there may be some of you who haven't gave up, or who are willing to come back to reading this story? Anyways, thank you if that's the case, and thanks for wasting some of your time on this note of mine.

  16. chickittylover chickittylover
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    I have a very cool true story.
    When my mom and her brother were very little, about 5 ish, her brother said he hated red-heads. He said if he had a red-head child, he would kill it.
    Obviously, he grew up and doesn't think about that anymore.
    Now, listen to this and remember what he said about red heads.
    So about 16 or 17 years ago, my mom's little brother's wife was pregnant. It was expected that they were going to get a boy. A night before they had the baby, my mom had a dream. Her dream was that her grandma (who has passed away already) came into her dream. Her grandma told my mom, "Dear, your brother is going to have a girl tomorrow. A girl! Not a boy. And get this! The girl will be a red-head!"
    The next morning, my mom got a call from her brother.
    He said to her, "Wow, we had the baby! It's a girl, not a boy after all! And she's a... red head."
    Wow. This is so weird... what are the chances? And no one in my family even has red hair. Both coincidential and just.. weird!

  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 8:37pm UTC
    if you're going to
    leave my life
    at least close the door
    behind you
    because the cold winds
    still rush through the door
    and linger around my home
    leaving an eerie chill
    that just reminds me of you
    and of course i get curious
    so from time to time
    i follow the footsteps
    you left behind
    and each time i see you
    you seem
    perfectly fine
    format jimmy365

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 10:50am UTC
    What you SHOULD say to people dealing with any of these
    Anxiety: This too shall pass, even if that sounds corny and cliche. Your anxiety will subside, you are not dying, you will not die from this, everything is going to be fine. Keep taking deep breaths, try and stay focused.
    Depression: You are valid and your emotions are valid. You are a good, strong person, even if you don't feel like you are right now. Things do get better, and I know you can get through this.
    Se.xual Orientation: Your body, your life, your bedroom. You choose what you do with it, and I get no say in the matter, because I am not you. I'll respect you no matter what.
    Bipolar: The sun also rises. For all your bad days, weeks, or longer--you also have good ones just beyond the horizon. You know better than anyone what it means to finally hit those "highs" in your life. And I hope that you just keep growing and strengthening yourself through your treatment to extend those happy moments.
    Self harm: This is your body and I'll never pass judgement over you for the things you choose to do with it. However, you should really consider speaking with a counselor about this. Not because you're "bad", but because I just want you to be safe.
    Eating disorders: It's okay to eat, you have permission. Eating will not make you fat, ugly, or worthless. Eating will make you strong, healthy, and lively. You deserve to eat, you deserve happiness.
    Abuse: What they did was wrong, and you had no consenting part in it. You have no need to feel guilty or shamed, although I understand that may be exactly how you are feeling right now. They're the ones at fault here, and the ball is entirely in your court if you choose to report them for that, which you are rightfully entitled to do.
    Suicide: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. You are valuable and your existence is valuable. There are billions of people on this planet, and even if you think everyone hates you and no one cares, they do and they will. You can find so many friends and loved ones if you just allow yourself the time to look for them. The world turns out to be a beautiful place and you deserve to be alive to see that.
    Se.xual assault: What they did was vile and disgusting. Yes, you're now left with this horrible, traumatic event to move on from, but your life is not entirely lost. Recovery is possible, and an unfortunately large number of people have to go through that-- but they make it to the other side. So can you, you can do this. You're not dirty, you're not a "s|ut" or a "wh0re", you are a human being whose rights were violated. But you are strong, and I know you can move past this in due time.
    Multiple Personality Disorder: I'll always love you no matter who you are. I only hope the absolute best for you during your recovery and treatment, and maybe one day I'll be so privileged as to love you as one whole.
    Post Traumatic Stress Disorder: The pain of suddenly reliving horrific events is almost unimaginable for me. Please try and remember that although it feels like it's real and it's happening right now, that it's not. You are okay, you are fine, and you are safe. You are in the present here and now, and that past can't manifest itself again to come and physically hurt you. Everything is just fine, these feelings will pass and you're going to be okay.
    Schizophrenia: I am real and I can promise you that. I care. Try and find something grounding for you, an object that you can cling to to help you distinguish between whether or not you're hallucinating. You are not a freak, you are not a monster. You're a human being with rights and emotions who happens to be ill right now.

  20. pleaselisten pleaselisten
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 10:19pm UTC
    I am that sl-t.
    The one he cheated on you with.
    The one girls are scared of their boyfriend partying with.
    I will suck or f-ck it if he says I'm pretty.
    I will suck or f-ck it if I'm drunk.
    Why? I don't like feeling like this!
    Why? I hate my reputation too!
    I never meant for you to get hurt...
    I never meant to be a homewrecker...
    I know he never really cared for me.
    I know a boy will never want me for me.
    I am that sl-t.
    And I want you to know I'm sorry.


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