littlejinx posted a quote
August 17, 2013 9:29pm UTC
There's more to being a loyal boyfriend than just not cheating on your girlfriend . Being a loyal boyfriend means you're supposed to be there for your girl at any time of the day or night even if you're busy doing your own thing because if she really needed you, you'd be willing to stop everything you're doing and be there for her . Being a loyal boyfriend means you're supposed to tell her how much she means to you, you don't got to do it all the time but just enough to let her know what she's worth . Being a loyal boyfriend means you're supposed to listen to her problems and not judge her afterwards based on her opinions or beliefs because you'll be wise enough to understand her. Being a loyal boyfriend means you're supposed to make her happy when she's feeling broken, and love her, her naked face, her weight, her figure, her insecurities, her flaws, everything.
want to know my real problem? I push people away, when I need them most. I get jealous easy, because I'm terrified that you'll find someone better than me. everyone I love ends up leaving me, and I'm scared of getting hurt again. I can't make friends easily, or connect properly with people, because I'm scared they'll just find someone prettier, nicer, better, funnier and more exciting than me. I always say the wrong thing in arguments. I'll tell you to go away, when all I want you to do is stay, and tell me that everything will be alright, that it'll all be okay. I can never say the right thing, or do anything right. this is why I always end up alone.
An 11 year old realized that she had started to grow hair in between her legs. She had got worried and asked her mum about the hair. Her mum calmly said "That part where the hair has grown is called a Monkey, be proud that your Monkey had grown hair." Next morning, at breakfast she told her sister "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said "That's nothing! mine is already eating bananas." Her mum fainted.
Reasons I don't like Justin Bieber 1) He said that r.ape happens for a reason 2) At Anne Frank's house, he wrote in the guestbook that he hoped "she would have been a Belieber" 3) When asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan steak that was specially ordered for him 4) He makes his fans pay tons of money to see him live, even though he could afford having the tickets be $50 instead of $100 dollars for mezzanine seats 5) Once, he went to a childrens hospital in England and made them clear the area so he wouldn't have to wait near the sick children. He spent about 5 minutes with the children while the cameras were around and then left as soon as they wre gone. 6) He peed in a restaurant kitchen 7) Once, he faked a really bad asthma attack and the paramedics were called. He then proceeded to laugh is a.ss off when they came through the door. His people talked the paramedics into not saying anything because, apparently, you can go to jail for that. 8) He wanted to go to a mall, once, and when the car came he sent it back because he didn't like the color. He then spent only 5 minutes at the mall before leaving and saying it was the sh ittiest mall he'd ever been to. 9) He didn't show up to one of his concerts until half way through the scheduled time 10) He's quoted to having screamed, "F.uck Bill Clinton" to cameras 11) He attacked a paparazzi, who is suing. 12) When he went to Vermont, he was kicked out of every business he went to (IHOP, Hannaford, Walmart, etc.) 13) At a movie theater, he threw a huge temper tantrum when he was told that he couldn't bring his Subway sandwich into the movie, since it was against the rules. He made a mess in the theater and was carried out by one of his bodyguard, kicking and screaming. 14) Once, he randomly showed up to Disney unannounced and demanded that the entire Yachtsman Steakhouse be cleared- reservations cancelled and all- so that he could eat there. The staff had to call every single one of the guests to tell them that their reservations they had been planning for months were cancelled and wasn’t allowed to give them an explanation. Disney also decided that it wasn’t fair to their guests and gave them free dinner at another restaurant, which obviously lost them a lot of money and business for that night. 15) He spit on his fans I don't dislike him because of his voice or his music. I dislike him because he is a terrible human being.
how to deal with someone when they're having a panic attack a while ago, at my school's 24 hour relay, i had a severe panic attack. None of my friends knew what to do. so that doesn't happen to you, here's a guide. -remove them from the situation that has caused them to panic -ask them about what they want you to do. this could be rubbing their back or leaving them alone altogether -do not touch them unless they give you permission -remember to calm them and not to pressure them into giving answers or asking them what caused the attack. somtimes, panic attacks come out of nowhere. -distract them -point things out to them that to remind them of where they are -if they take medication to deal with their panic attacks, remind them to take it -people sometimes relapse a couple of hours after having a panic attack. keep close tabs on them and make sure they're okay -if the person asks you to leave them alone, say something like "I'll be right back." so it doesn't sound like you're abandoning them, but don't wander off. be close to them, but not too close help them breathe! -get them to breathe out a little longer than they breathe in, especially if they feel like they're going to pass out -count breaths if needed -encourage them to control their breathing -use a paper bag, if necessary don't be an a.sshole! -shouting abuse at them doesn't help -don't tell them to calm down -don't tell them it's nothing and they'll get over it -don't say they're overreacting -if you do any of these things, you are the biggest d.ick ever
She's the girl that hates herself. She's the girl that's worthless. She's the girl that wants to be different. She's the girl that's oppressed. She's the girl with scars. She's the girl that wants to die. She's the girl crying herself to sleep. She's the girl with no love. She's the girl that's always dropped. She's the girl that always second or last. She's the girl with a backup plan. She's the girl that doesn't deserve the lies. She's the girl with the dark past. She's the girl that wishes for happiness. She's the girl who's threatened. She's the girl with a fake smile and laugh. She's the girl who's only got music. She's the girl who's broken and shattered. She's the girl that lies. That girl is me.
So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “n×gga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think MLK Jr. would feel about you using that kind of language” and one of the guys snaps back and said “I don't know maybe if your people didn’t shoot him I would know”
boy: hello lizzy me: ♫ aruba, jamaica, oooh i wanna take ya ♫ boy: what me: (accompanied by manic tribal dancing in his general direction) ♫...bermuda, bahama, come on pretty mama ♫ boy: you know what? i'm not going to bother asking you to explain that. let's go get food.
If you're my boyfriend you're not allowed to: • Have candles on your birthday cake wtf are you wishing for all your wishes came true when you met me • Kiss another female besides me You wanna say goodbye to grandma? You better chest bump her and call it a day, boy • Speak to other females idc if you're lost and need directions you better get on your knees & ask Jesus to guide you or somethin • Own a GPS/SatNav what' you tryna' do? Navigate your way out of this relationship? • Buy glasses or contact lenses why do you need your vision to improve? You seeing someone else? • Sneeze in public girls'll be like "bless you" wtf girl you're already blessed you have ME • Eat Jalapenos/Chillies they're hotter than me • Buy lightbulbs i'm the only person that can light up your world. THE ONLY ONE • Listen to another girl's relationship problems a shoulder to cry on becomes a d/ck to ride on • Watch animal planet you might see your ex • Wear shoes with laces on you might trip and fall in love with someone better than me, better wear them sketcher slips ons • Be good at maths find ya "X" and you gonna wonder "Y" you're single again • Drink milk Whatchu need the strength for? Tryna get the strength to leave me?! No not today • Spray Lynx in public next thing you know hoes gonna be poppin' out beggin' for his d/ck.