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  1. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 12:10pm UTC
    i wouldnt be the cute lovey dovey type of girlfriend id be the “lets go to mcdonalds at 1am” kind

  2. littlejinx littlejinx
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 9:29pm UTC
    There's more to being a loyal boyfriend than just not cheating on your girlfriend . Being a loyal boyfriend means you're supposed to be there for your girl at any time of the day or night even if you're busy doing your own thing because if she really needed you, you'd be willing to stop everything you're doing and be there for her . Being a loyal boyfriend means you're supposed to tell her how much she means to you, you don't got to do it all the time but just enough to let her know what she's worth . Being a loyal boyfriend means you're supposed to listen to her problems and not judge her afterwards based on her opinions or beliefs because you'll be wise enough to understand her. Being a loyal boyfriend means you're supposed to make her happy when she's feeling broken, and love her, her naked face, her weight, her figure, her insecurities, her flaws, everything.

    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 3:16pm UTC
    Overprotective parents raise the best

  4. Lauren🌸* Lauren🌸*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    want to know my real problem?
    I push people away, when I need them most.
    I get jealous easy, because I'm terrified that you'll find someone better than me.
    everyone I love ends up leaving me, and I'm scared of getting hurt again.
    I can't make friends easily, or connect properly with people, because I'm scared they'll just find someone prettier, nicer, better, funnier and more exciting than me.
    I always say the wrong thing in arguments.
    I'll tell you to go away, when all I want you to do is stay, and tell me that everything will be alright, that it'll all be okay.
    I can never say the right thing, or do anything right.
    this is why I always end up alone.

  5. mattnunz mattnunz
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    Hey baby, are you into
    broken, unstable losers who never leave their house

  6. mattnunz mattnunz
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 10:16pm UTC
    School hasn't even started
    and I already want it to end.

  7. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 6:25pm UTC
    All the witty people with iphones/ipods should get into a big group text together.

  8. DirectionerTillTheEnd DirectionerTillTheEnd
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    An 11 year old realized that she had started to grow hair in between her legs.
    She had got worried and asked her mum about the hair.
    Her mum calmly said "That part where the hair has grown is called a Monkey, be proud that your Monkey had grown hair."
    Next morning, at breakfast she told her sister "My monkey has grown hair."
    Her sister smiled and said "That's nothing! mine is already eating bananas."
    Her mum fainted.

  9. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 6:05am UTC
    Seeing a cockroach in your
    sandwich is not a
    seeing a half cockroach in your
    half sandwich is definitely a
    big problem
    formatcredit- rajsonkar

  10. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 1:56pm UTC
    sorry but my mom wants to talk to your mom first before i can give you a blow'job

  11. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    You don't know true pain
    until you catch your hair in a zipper. It's worse than stepping on lego...

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 11:48pm UTC
    Reasons I don't like Justin Bieber
    1) He said that r.ape happens for a reason
    2) At Anne Frank's house, he wrote in the guestbook that he hoped "she would have been a Belieber"
    3) When asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan steak that was specially ordered for him
    4) He makes his fans pay tons of money to see him live, even though he could afford having the tickets be $50 instead of $100 dollars for mezzanine seats
    5) Once, he went to a childrens hospital in England and made them clear the area so he wouldn't have to wait near the sick children. He spent about 5 minutes with the children while the cameras were around and then left as soon as they wre gone.
    6) He peed in a restaurant kitchen
    7) Once, he faked a really bad asthma attack and the paramedics were called. He then proceeded to laugh is a.ss off when they came through the door. His people talked the paramedics into not saying anything because, apparently, you can go to jail for that.
    8) He wanted to go to a mall, once, and when the car came he sent it back because he didn't like the color. He then spent only 5 minutes at the mall before leaving and saying it was the sh ittiest mall he'd ever been to.
    9) He didn't show up to one of his concerts until half way through the scheduled time
    10) He's quoted to having screamed, "F.uck Bill Clinton" to cameras
    11) He attacked a paparazzi, who is suing.
    12) When he went to Vermont, he was kicked out of every business he went to (IHOP, Hannaford, Walmart, etc.)
    13) At a movie theater, he threw a huge temper tantrum when he was told that he couldn't bring his Subway sandwich into the movie, since it was against the rules. He made a mess in the theater and was carried out by one of his bodyguard, kicking and screaming.
    14) Once, he randomly showed up to Disney unannounced and demanded that the entire Yachtsman Steakhouse be cleared- reservations cancelled and all- so that he could eat there. The staff had to call every single one of the guests to tell them that their reservations they had been planning for months were cancelled and wasn’t allowed to give them an explanation. Disney also decided that it wasn’t fair to their guests and gave them free dinner at another restaurant, which obviously lost them a lot of money and business for that night.
    15) He spit on his fans
    I don't dislike him because of his voice or his music. I dislike him because he is a terrible human being.

  13. Lifehappens Lifehappens
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 10:42am UTC
    I 'm not lez or bi
    but i like same love by macklemore

  14. Jamie_x_Lynn Jamie_x_Lynn
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 10:31pm UTC
    Please don't kill yourself tonight.
    Or ever.

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 9:44am UTC
    how to deal with someone when they're having a panic attack
    a while ago, at my school's 24 hour relay,
    i had a severe panic attack. None of my friends
    knew what to do. so that doesn't happen to you,
    here's a guide.
    -remove them from the situation that has caused them to panic
    -ask them about what they want you to do. this could be rubbing their back or leaving them alone altogether
    -do not touch them unless they give you permission
    -remember to calm them and not to pressure them into giving answers or asking them what caused the attack. somtimes, panic attacks come out of nowhere.
    -distract them
    -point things out to them that to remind them of where they are
    -if they take medication to deal with their panic attacks, remind them to take it
    -people sometimes relapse a couple of hours after having a panic attack. keep close tabs on them and make sure they're okay
    -if the person asks you to leave them alone, say something like "I'll be right back." so it doesn't sound like you're abandoning them, but don't wander off. be close to them, but not too close
    help them breathe!
    -get them to breathe out a little longer than they breathe in, especially if they feel like they're going to pass out
    -count breaths if needed
    -encourage them to control their breathing
    -use a paper bag, if necessary
    don't be an a.sshole!
    -shouting abuse at them doesn't help
    -don't tell them to calm down
    -don't tell them it's nothing and they'll get over it
    -don't say they're overreacting
    -if you do any of these things, you are the biggest d.ick ever

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    the awkward "i don't want to annoy you
    but i really like talking to you" stage.

  17. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 1:57pm UTC
    She's the girl that hates herself.
    She's the girl that's worthless.
    She's the girl that wants to be different.
    She's the girl that's oppressed.
    She's the girl with scars.
    She's the girl that wants to die.
    She's the girl crying herself to sleep.
    She's the girl with no love.
    She's the girl that's always dropped.
    She's the girl that always second or last.
    She's the girl with a backup plan.
    She's the girl that doesn't deserve the lies.
    She's the girl with the dark past.
    She's the girl that wishes for happiness.
    She's the girl who's threatened.
    She's the girl with a fake smile and laugh.
    She's the girl who's only got music.
    She's the girl who's broken and shattered.
    She's the girl that lies.
    That girl is me.

  18. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 9:54pm UTC
    So I was on the train today and these two black guys
    were having a conversation not even that loud and
    said “n×gga” like once when this white lady turns
    around and says “How do you think MLK Jr. would feel
    about you using that kind of language” and one of the
    guys snaps back and said “I don't know maybe if your
    people didn’t shoot him I would know”

  19. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 4:46am UTC
    boy: hello lizzy
    me: ♫ aruba, jamaica, oooh i wanna take ya ♫
    boy: what
    me: (accompanied by manic tribal dancing in his general direction) ♫...bermuda, bahama, come on pretty mama ♫
    boy: you know what? i'm not going to bother asking you to explain that. let's go get food.

  20. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 9:48am UTC
    If you're my boyfriend you're not allowed to:
    • Have candles on your birthday cake
    wtf are you wishing for all your wishes came true when you met me
    • Kiss another female besides me
    You wanna say goodbye to grandma? You better chest bump her and call it a day, boy
    • Speak to other females
    idc if you're lost and need directions you better get on your knees & ask Jesus to guide you or somethin
    • Own a GPS/SatNav
    what' you tryna' do? Navigate your way out of this relationship?
    • Buy glasses or contact lenses
    why do you need your vision to improve? You seeing someone else?
    • Sneeze in public
    girls'll be like "bless you" wtf girl you're already blessed you have ME
    • Eat Jalapenos/Chillies
    they're hotter than me
    • Buy lightbulbs
    i'm the only person that can light up your world. THE ONLY ONE
    • Listen to another girl's relationship problems
    a shoulder to cry on becomes a d/ck to ride on
    • Watch animal planet
    you might see your ex
    • Wear shoes with laces on
    you might trip and fall in love with someone better than me, better wear them sketcher slips ons
    • Be good at maths
    find ya "X" and you gonna wonder "Y" you're single again
    • Drink milk
    Whatchu need the strength for? Tryna get the strength to leave me?! No not today
    • Spray Lynx in public
    next thing you know hoes gonna be poppin' out beggin' for his d/ck.


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