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Member Since: 19 Jul 2011 12:52am

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SsANnTts * fuck 2st .. there nothing but irish pricks & there all the same

  1. lexis253 lexis253
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 4:19am UTC
    Dear Students,
    I know when your texting.
    Sincerely, No one just looks down at
    their crotch and smiles

  2. lexis253 lexis253
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 10:44pm UTC
    I missed 11:11 by just a minute last night.
    I guess this is fate’s way of telling me
    you’re not worth wishing for anymore
    wish i could be with him ..

  3. lexis253 lexis253
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 8:37pm UTC
    Favorite if you ..
    - and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
    - hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
    - hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
    -hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
    - feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
    - push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
    - laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
    - hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
    - hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
    - pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
    - text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
    - hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
    - always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
    - stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
    - use the "sup" head nod.
    - hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
    - check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
    -addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss

  4. lexis253 lexis253
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 12:56am UTC
    the awkward moment when a fat girl says shes fat ..

  5. lexis253 lexis253
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 2:09pm UTC
    Dont you just hate it when ..
    someone you havent seen forever suddenly becomes HOT!

  6. lexis253 lexis253
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 1:59pm UTC
    When I look down at my keyboard ..
    i see the letters U AND I together ..
    Then i see the letters ''JK'' right underneath it .

  7. lexis253 lexis253
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 12:36pm UTC
    && i gave everything i had to
    aboy whochangedhismind ..

  8. lexis253 lexis253
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 12:14pm UTC
    This one's for you and me, Living out our dreams, We're all right where we should be, Lift my arms out wide, I open my eyes, And now all I wanna see, Is a s k y f u l l o f l i g h t e r s * s vjfn *

  9. lexis253 lexis253
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 11:53am UTC
    if p e r f e c t is what your searching for .. then just stay the s a m e . *

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