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lexi253

1. lexi253
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2011 11:59pm UTC
   "Dude I wasn't that drunk"
   "Dude you held my cat in the air and was singing, 'The Circle Of Life"
   
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2. lexi253
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   August 10, 2011 11:47pm UTC
   "Dude I wasn't that drunk"
   "Dude you jumped off my roof naked singing, I BELIEVE I CAN FLY"
   
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3. lexi253
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   August 10, 2011 11:43pm UTC
   "Dude I wasn't that drunk"
   "Dude you tried to squeeze down a pipe to follow Mario to his coin stash"
   
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4. lexi253
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   August 10, 2011 11:37pm UTC
   "Dude I wasn't that drunk"
   "Dude you said Rebecca Black had talent"
   
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5. lexi253
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   August 10, 2011 11:32pm UTC
   "Dude I wasn't that drunk"
   "Dude you were yelling at my sponge for the Krabby Patty formula"
   
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6. lexi253
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   August 10, 2011 11:24pm UTC
   "Dude I wasn't that drunk"
   "Dude you called your on mom a milf.."
   
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7. lexi253
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   August 10, 2011 11:13pm UTC
   "Dude I wasn't that drunk"
   "Dude you gave a mushroom to a midget and said 'GROW MARIO GROW! "
   
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8. lexi253
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   August 10, 2011 11:08pm UTC
   "Dude I wasn't that drunk"
   "Dude you asked my fish if they found Nemo"
   
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9. lexi253
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   August 10, 2011 11:04pm UTC
   "Dude I wasn't that drunk"
   "Dude you grabbed my chipmunk and started yelling, "SING ALVIN! SING"
   
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10. lexi253
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    August 8, 2011 4:11pm UTC
    "Dude I wasn't that drunk"
    "Dude you tried drowning my goldfish for 2 hours"
    
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11. lexi253
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    August 8, 2011 4:04pm UTC
    "Dude I wasn't that drunk"
    "Dude you were screaming NEVER at my Justin Bieber posters"
    
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12. lexi253
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    August 8, 2011 4:00pm UTC
    "Dude I wasn't that drunk"
    "Dude you picked up my hamster and said GO PICKUCHUE!!!"
    
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13. lexi253
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    August 8, 2011 3:56pm UTC
    "Dude I wasn't that drunk"
    "Dude you were spraying yourself with fabreeze and saying, IM FRESHA THEN A M*THAF**KA
    
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14. lexi253
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    August 8, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    "Dude I wasn't that drunk"
    "Dude you were trying to swim in mud and yelling I'm in Willy Wonka's chocolate river!"
    
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15. lexi253
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    August 8, 2011 3:44pm UTC
    "Dude I wasn't that drunk"
    "Dude you got my parakeet and chucked it at my dog yelling ANGRY BIRDS!!!"
    
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16. lexi253
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    August 8, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    "Dude I wasn't that drunk"
    "Dude, you asked your own girlfriend if she was single.." ....
    
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17. lexi253
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    August 8, 2011 3:32pm UTC
    "Dude I wasn't that drunk"
    "Dude, you asked your own girlfriend if she was single.." ....
    
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18. lexi253
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    August 8, 2011 3:24pm UTC
    "Dude, I wasn't that drunk!"
    "Dude, you hugged a hobo with a white beard and said; DUMBLEDORE YOUR BACK!"
    
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19. lexi253
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    August 8, 2011 3:06pm UTC
    Ever notice that in the Wizard of Oz
    the scarecrow, the lion, the tinman,
    and the wizard
    Were all men and had no brains,
    no heart, no courage, and was a
    l i a r .
    
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20. lexi253
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 10:20pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    w h e n y o u g o t o h i g h 5 s o m e o n e a n d
    t h e y d o n t s e e y o u . .
    
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