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Member Since: 2 Mar 2012 08:20pm

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Location: Connecticut, the state where boring was invented.

Gender: F

user id: 280073

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Hi there! I'm Alexa(middle^), but you can call me Lexa or Lex for short. I'm 14 and blow out my candles on July 28:) When I'm older I hope to become a Neurosurgeon, just in case you were wondering. I love my friends: Sara, Shaely, Nicole W., Nicole B., Madi, Liv, Ellesse, Brittany && Jess.
They're the best people I've ever met.

I'm your typical teenage girl ;) I'm crushing on a guy who doesn't feel the same and there's always drama going on, the norm;p I like eating, One Direction, going to the beach and volleyball.
And by the way, I'm totally in love with the volleyball player Matt Anderson ♥♥♥
If you like my quotes, fave them && follow me. My followers mean the world to me, your support with my quotes is awesome! Follow my tumblr!!~~ dreaminginstead-of-sleeping.tumblr.com

Well,

Hugs && Kisses~
Lexa ♥♥

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lexaccxoxo
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 12:45pm UTC

What If
Air is actually poisonous, but it just takes 80 years to kill us?

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June 2, 2012 12:16pm UTC

Inappropriate Wedding Songs #5
Unfaithful- Rihanna

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June 2, 2012 12:14pm UTC

Inappropriate Wedding Songs #4
Somebody That I Used To Know- Gotye

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June 2, 2012 12:13pm UTC

Inappropriate Wedding Songs #3
Gold Digger- Kanye West

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June 2, 2012 12:12pm UTC

Inappropriate Wedding Songs #2
Single Ladies- Beyonce

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lexaccxoxo
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June 2, 2012 12:10pm UTC

What If
Hogwarts actually sent us all letters, but our parents hid them?

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lexaccxoxo
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June 2, 2012 12:07pm UTC

Inappropriate Wedding Songs #1
Oops I Did It Again- Britney Spears

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lexaccxoxo
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 12:00pm UTC

when you hate someone, everything they do begins to annoy you
them: **cough**
me: OHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOODDDDDDD

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lexaccxoxo
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 11:52am UTC

Getting the perfect messy bun, but then realizing you left a whole chunk of hair out of it.

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June 2, 2012 11:47am UTC

getting a bunch of faves then witty goes and deletes my quote. FML

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posted a quote
June 2, 2012 11:42am UTC

obtuse rubber goose
green moose guava juice
giant snake birthday cake
large fries chocolate shake
fairly odd parents, anyone else remember?

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posted a quote
May 25, 2012 7:45pm UTC

he is the best thing since sliced bread

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May 21, 2012 8:41pm UTC

HE'S THE ONLY ONE
that can make me smile on those rough days

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May 21, 2012 8:33pm UTC

I LOVE WHEN...
he makes me feel like the only girl in the world

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posted a quote
May 21, 2012 8:26pm UTC

THAT ONE SECRET...
you can't even tell your best friend

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posted a quote
May 5, 2012 8:41pm UTC

I'm sorry I'm not 110 pounds
I'm sorry I'm not size 0
I'm sorry I have acne
I'm sorry I don't have perfect hair
I'm sorry I'm not her

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lexaccxoxo
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 6:02pm UTC

.........................................................................................
I Wish…
..........................................................................................
You would look at me the way you look at her.

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posted a quote
May 1, 2012 7:33pm UTC

Getting ice cream to go and finishing it all in the car
I REGRET NOTHING!!

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May 1, 2012 5:40pm UTC

All of my friends are getting asked to the dance and I'm just sitting here being forever alone.
Maybe my cat will ask me..

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lexaccxoxo
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 5:37pm UTC

Crush: Come here I need to ask you something!
Me: Okay! *hopeful smile*
Crush: So..
Me: So..
Crush:
Me:
Crush:
Me:
Crush: Can I borrow a pencil
Me: *sighs*

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