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  1. letsdanceinStyles letsdanceinStyles
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 10:20pm UTC
    you know why i'm so fat?
    sports bras are more expensive than regular bras.
    salads are more expensive than cheeseburgers.
    water is more expensive than soda.
    fruits are more expensive than sweets.
    workout clothes are more expensive than cute ones.
    spandex costs more than jean shorts.
    tumblr

  2. letsdanceinStyles letsdanceinStyles
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 6:54am UTC
    WHEN HE COMES UP WiTH
    the stupidest and most ♥ ♥ ♥ unlikely reasons to be worried about you.

  3. letsdanceinStyles letsdanceinStyles
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 12:39am UTC
    him: just don't kill yourself because i care about your safety even though you don't care about your own.

  4. letsdanceinStyles letsdanceinStyles
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 11:34pm UTC
    Me: hey, thanks for the sweater! [; it smells like candles...
    him: hah, sure! don't sleep in it though!
    him: you'll get strangled
    him: and i'll cry myself to sleep every night.
    him: and cry some more. <3
    me: i'm a big girl now, mommy. don't worry. i sleep in sweaters all the time.
    him: but that one has zipper.
    him: i'm worried. :(
    him: and you'll get strangled
    him: so please don't
    me: fine, mother. so bossy.
    him: thank you <3

  5. letsdanceinStyles letsdanceinStyles
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 7:02pm UTC
    Gym class [playing Capture the Flag] -
    chick to me: ha! i gotchu b|tch!
    me: i know that's why i'm going to jail now, h0e!
    chick: *rolls eyes at me*
    boyfriend: *pushes her & saves me from jail*

  6. letsdanceinStyles letsdanceinStyles
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 5:54pm UTC
    He gave me his sweater.

  7. letsdanceinStyles letsdanceinStyles
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 9:16pm UTC
    Sometimes we cry for no reason at all,
    ---- sometimes we build it up, ----
    j u s t t o w a t c h i t f a l l
    Maybe we're made so that we self-destruct,
    m a y b e w e ' r e g i v i n g i t a l l j u s t t o g i v e u p .

  8. letsdanceinStyles letsdanceinStyles
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 8:44pm UTC
    & today my "friend"
    s a i d i s u c k e v e r y o n e ' s d i c k s
    ii n f r o n t o f a b o u t 8 o t h e r g u y s .

  9. letsdanceinStyles letsdanceinStyles
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 8:30pm UTC
    So my friend and I sneak each other at each other's houses on a daily basis after school, make british pancakes, throw yarn across the kitchen, make brownies, exercise, listen to Ed Sheeran, skate, eat, take obnoxious pictures, pretend our tummy rolls are honey boo boo, and talk about glow in the dark guy nipples.
    WE'RE SWEETER THAN YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND.

  10. letsdanceinStyles letsdanceinStyles
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 8:15pm UTC
    Kiss my sass.

  11. letsdanceinStyles letsdanceinStyles
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    I need thinspiration please.

  12. letsdanceinStyles letsdanceinStyles
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    limit, don't eliminate.
    otherwise, it'll make you crave for more food.

  13. letsdanceinStyles letsdanceinStyles
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 12:01am UTC
    I need a motivation to be skinny.

  14. letsdanceinStyles letsdanceinStyles
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    "I WORK OUT."
    -----------------------------
    GIRL PLEASE. THE ONLY EXCERSISES YOU DO ARE RUNNING YOUR MOUTH,
    JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS,
    AND PUSHING YOUR LUCK.
    -----------------------------

  15. letsdanceinStyles letsdanceinStyles
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 7:35pm UTC
    I dropped my binder in math then all my one direction posters fell out and it was scattered all over the floor and all the boys- including the guy i like were just giving me awkward stares and the girls were just sitting there thinking i'm like some obsessed fan or something um i kinda am but not really omg its so awk.
    #reezuhnswhyimafeyll

  16. letsdanceinStyles letsdanceinStyles
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 6:09pm UTC
    me: the crinkles on your back
    at the bottom of your eyes
    friend: wat
    me: wat

  17. letsdanceinStyles letsdanceinStyles
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 10:27pm UTC
    *crush sits by me in every class & does everything i tell him to do*
    friend: he likes you, you know.
    me: oh shut up, i don't like football like [this chick]
    and i'm not pretty like [this chick]
    friend: alright i'll even ask him in art
    me: fine, i bet you my whole life for it!
    --art--
    me: *comes in room from another class*
    me: overhears my friend asking him if he
    liked me*
    friend & crush: *doesnt realize
    that i've passed them*
    crush: [answering my friend's question] i think
    you know the answer to that. *smiles*
    me:
    the galaxy:
    sherlock:
    mother nature:
    timon:
    pumba
    simba:
    nemo:
    honey boo boo:
    me: *smiles, blushes, faints*
    asdfghjkl;

  18. letsdanceinStyles letsdanceinStyles
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 6:32pm UTC
    *Him and I talking and laughing*
    friend: you know you guys really would be a good couple.
    me: looks at him*
    him: looks at me*
    the queen of england:
    perry the platypus:
    sherlock:
    amy pond:
    the doctor:
    the galaxy:
    Him: *smiles at me*
    Me: *smiles*
    Me and Him: *laughs*
    friend and other friend: awww!

  19. letsdanceinStyles letsdanceinStyles
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 11:00pm UTC
    what is this #cut4bieber thing even
    would anyone like to explain or

  20. letsdanceinStyles letsdanceinStyles
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    life is getting in the way of my tumblr.

:)

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