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imjustthatcool
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November 25, 2013 11:38pm UTC

IM BACK OMG

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happiest*
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May 24, 2013 3:53pm UTC

I love using big words to sound smart
I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence

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kristabff
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May 24, 2013 5:04pm UTC

Me in math class:
Me: Ughh hate this
Me: I'm hungry
Me: Shutup stupid b//tch
Me: Only got twenty dollas in mah pocketttt
Me: Lol her shirt is uglyyyy
Me: Wtf how did she do that. This stuff makes no sense
Me: I hate you all oh my GOD
Math Teacher: Krista for the 100th time please be quiet!!

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carson5482
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May 24, 2013 2:20pm UTC

Day off: Witty
Need to study: Witty
Sh/tty weather: Witty
Wonderful and sunny weather: Witty
Plans with other people: Witty
In class: Witty
Supposed to be sleeping: Witty
On the bus: Witty
The apocalypse: Witty
During my own funeral: Witty
Witty isn't working: Stare at Witty until it does.

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Hale_Storm18
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May 24, 2013 2:24pm UTC

The first five days after the weekend
are always the hardest.

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kristabff
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May 24, 2013 4:08pm UTC

Those people that ruin the joke.
Me: Why did the kid cross the playground?
Me: To get to the other slide!! Hahaha!
Dad: I don't get it
Me: What..? Well you know how the chicken joke goes, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and the answer is to get to the other side..? Like side and slide? Get it?
Dad: Oh yeah I get it ~no smile or laugh whatsoever~
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad: Okay

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happiest*
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May 24, 2013 3:16pm UTC

Me: i like this character
Character: *dies*

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happiest*
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May 24, 2013 3:11pm UTC

That annoying moment when
your Capri sun refuses to lose it's virginity

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kristabff
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May 24, 2013 5:01pm UTC

Me watching Up at school:
Me: Aww there's that cute little girl that becomes his wife
Me: Aw now she's a teenager
Me: Now they're married, that was fast
Me: Woah now they're really old. They're so cute together though
Me: Aw that was cute how he bought her a plane ticket to Paradise Falls
Me: Omg there's the part where she falls... and dies... at the hospital..
Me: Don't cry don't cry i'm not crying don't cry
Me: I've already seen this movie 1,000 times DON'T CRY NOT HERE
Me: WHY AM I CRYING

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happiest*
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May 24, 2013 3:50pm UTC

Dear chocolate commercials
no one eats chocolate in slow motion with thir eyes closed.
Sincerely, normal people.

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Hale_Storm18
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May 24, 2013 3:26pm UTC

Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts
Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
Dumbledore: There's, like, a 30% chance ou'll die tragically
Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
Dumbledore: Great! Let's have some pumpkin juice.
Dumbledore: 30 points go to Gryffindor for Harry's breathing techniques

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伤*
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May 24, 2013 4:51pm UTC

I'D RATHER BE ALONE THAN WITH SOMEONE
WHO DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL WANTED

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Hale_Storm18
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May 24, 2013 4:10pm UTC

Tom Hanks m.asturbates
Tom Wanks
Tom Banks punishes his kids
Tom Spanks
Tom Hanks says grace at dinner
Tom Thanks
Tom Hanks needs to deposit money
Tom Banks
Tom Hanks plays Tug-o-War
Tom Yanks
Tom Hanks can't remember
Tom Blanks
Tom hanks stabs a guy
Tom Shanks
Tom Hanks takes a boat ride
Tom Cruise

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BravoSierra
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May 24, 2013 12:39pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Witty is the only social network
my parents haven't ruined.

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 3:01pm UTC

Me: son of a b/tch
Dog: don't you dare drag my mother into this
Dog: she had a tough life
Dog: You try being a single mother to 7 kids
Me: Sorry

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BravoSierra
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May 24, 2013 12:31pm UTC

short horror story: old pictures of me

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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charlieisnotaunicorn
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 9:15pm UTC

reasons why i'd be a good valentine:
- i'm the best valentine ever.
- not that i've ever been a valentine
- but im pretty sure i am and you dont know until you try
- if you be my valentine ill touch your butot
- 10/10 dentists recommend me to touch your butot
- i see no downside to this
- i can bake cookies and if you become my valentine ill probably bake some for you js
- im also really good at badly photoshopping valentine cards on the computer. i can do that. i can be that guy
- we can snuggle with cats but not too long or ill cry because i have computer separation issues btw
- i have low expectations of you as long as you shower you're good
- butots

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charlieisnotaunicorn
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February 17, 2013 12:44am UTC

all lives end,
all hearts are broken.
caring is not an advantage.

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charlieisnotaunicorn
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 11:14pm UTC

self-harm is not a trend.
an eating disorder is not a phase. depression is not an act for attention.
homosexuality is not a choice.
suicide is not an act of cowardice.
sexual assault is not provoked, nor does it happen for a reason.
grow up.

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