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  1. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2017 10:25pm UTC
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    If you want happiness
    For an hour take a nap.
    For a day go fishing.
    For a year inherit a fortune.
    FOR A LIFETIME help others.
    – Chinese Proverb

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 1:18pm UTC
    non-english speaker: I am awfully sorry
    at the terrible state of my
    English abilities, as for the
    English language is not my mother
    tongue. I hope you forgive me
    for every foolish mistake I make.
    english as first language: lol it okei
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  3. aubweeexx aubweeexx
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 8:55pm UTC
    long live the reckless and the brave
    i don't think i wanna be saved

  4. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2016 1:40pm UTC
    You go talk to kindergartners or first grade kids, you find a class full of science enthusiasts. They ask deep questions. They ask, "What is a dream, why do we have toes, why is the moon round, what is the birthday of the world, why is grass green?" These are profound, important questions. They just bubble right out of them. You go talk to 12th graders and there's none of that. They've become incurious. Something terrible has happened between kindergarten and 12th grade. —Carl Sagan

  5. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2016 2:13pm UTC
    Your lips are meadows,
    Your tongue is wine.
    Your laughter's liquid,
    But your body's pine.
    You love all sailors,
    But hate the beach.
    You say come touch me,
    But you're always out of reach.
    In the dark you tell me of the flowers,
    That only blooms in the violet hour.
    Your arms are lovely,
    Yellow and rose.
    Your back's a meadow,
    Covered in snow.
    Your thighs are thistles,
    And hot house grapes.
    You breathe your sweet breath,
    And have me wait.
    — VIOLET HOUR

  6. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2016 8:49pm UTC
    you will fall in love
    with someone for one night and one night only. They’ll come to you when you need them and be gone in the morning when you don’t. At first, this will make you feel empty and you’ll try to convince yourself that you could’ve loved this person for longer than a night, but you can’t. Some people are just meant to make cameo appearances, some are destined to be a pithy footnote. That’s okay though. Not every person we love has to stick around. Sometimes it’s better to leave while you’re still ahead. Sometimes it’s better to leave before you get unloved.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2014 3:11pm UTC
    Scooby Doo taught us that
    the real monsters are
    humans. . . and if that isn't
    deep, I don't know what is.

  9. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2014 1:16pm UTC
    '' According to Greek mythology , humans were
    originally created with four arms, four legs and a
    head with two faces . Fearing this power , Zeus
    speit them into two seperate beings, condemning
    them to spend their lives in search of their other halves''
    plato's symposium

  10. Zorox Zorox
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2014 5:31pm UTC
    If our destiny is to eventually drown...
    Then let us sink to the very bottom.

  11. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2014 2:16am UTC
    "There," he said as he finished tying the laces on my left shoe. "Now you won't fall."Too late. 

  12. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2014 1:43pm UTC
    Mom: "Can I use your laptop?"
    Me: *Deletes history, logs out of every site, double check history, stands over her shoulder the whole time*

  13. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 1:59pm UTC
    Hugs for those who are taking finals and feel like crying because your brain has gone blank.
    (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ

  14. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 3:29pm UTC
    I'm not anti-social, I'm selectively social. There's a difference.

  15. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2014 12:41am UTC
    "mum im bleeding"
    "oh sweetie there's no need to be worried that's just a sign that you're becoming a woman"
    "thank god, i was really starting to get worried about this axe in my shoulder"

  16. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2014 12:03pm UTC
    who do you like?
    4:11am
    no one.
    4:11am
    OH, who do you like?
    4:12am
    no one!
    4:12am
    who do you like?
    4:13am
    how many times are you
    going to ask that?
    4:14am
    as many times as it
    takes for you to say
    my name.
    4:14am

  17. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2014 1:04pm UTC
    me: *falls down*
    mom: what was that noise?
    me: my shirt fell
    mom: sounded heavier than a shirt
    me: i was in it when it fell

  18. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2014 9:05am UTC
    HOW am i expected to go to school
    when i wake up the same time that it ends

  19. angelle* angelle*
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2014 2:24am UTC
    when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty.

  20. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2014 2:12am UTC
    I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because
    some people think it's disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we're noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE

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