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Amenah
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November 27, 2013 4:33pm UTC

Don't call us Peter and Wendy; I don't want to be left behind.
Don't call us Romeo and Juliet; I don't want you to die for me.
Don't call us Cinderella and Prince Charming; I don't want to leave it all to chance.
Isn't it okay for us to just be us, and write our own fairy tale?
Please don't remove this!

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MonkeyMeghanxD
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December 14, 2012 9:25pm UTC

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Smile_please
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August 29, 2012 8:41pm UTC

i won't give up on us
even if the skies get rough,
im giving all of my love
im looking up

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capsized*
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August 29, 2012 8:41pm UTC

YOU'D BETTER
REDNECKOGNIZE!
-Alana;
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

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paigeee_xo
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August 29, 2012 7:21pm UTC

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MaddyWaddy
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August 29, 2012 7:36pm UTC

&A guy like you
needs a crazy girl like me. ♥
nmf

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hiimhi
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July 26, 2012 4:00pm UTC

7th Graders: 6th graders suck
8th Graders: 7th graders suck
Freshmen: Middle Schoolers suck
Sophmores: Freshmen suck
Juniors: Sophomores suck
Seniors: Everyone else sucks

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BriBri27
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July 26, 2012 4:00pm UTC

My talent is eating. Maybe Niall will love me :P

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LandonIsWitty
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July 25, 2012 11:33am UTC

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LandonIsWitty
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July 25, 2012 1:50pm UTC

How many times can I break til I shatter?

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ballinforlife
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 8:53pm UTC

Fav this and i will write on your profile of what i think of you. (guy perspective.)

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Losemyselfinadaydream*
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 3:40pm UTC

You've got opinions, man.
We're all entitled to them
But, I never asked

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JaymiePaul24
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July 25, 2012 3:41pm UTC

My baby nephew passed away a few days ago. :'( He was only a month old. Today I saw him in his casket. It was so hard, I thought I wouldn't cry that much.. His parents didn't even get to see him grow, hear his first word, see him walk. I will cherish the memory I have of him forever, He is now my sweet little angel from above. R.I.P Xavier Wayne Mousseau♥. It's not a goodbye it's a see you later.
I love you Xavier & I will miss you. gone but wont ever be forgotten. ♥

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HerSmileHidesHerPain
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July 25, 2012 3:42pm UTC

Let's Face It, Going To McDonalds For A Salad Is Like Going To A Prosti*tute For A Hug. (x

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 10:25pm UTC

"If you asked me how
I'm doin, I would say I'm doin just fine. I would lie and say that you're not on my mind."

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LandonIsWitty
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July 23, 2012 7:34pm UTC

Me in the shower:
Me: *turns water on*
Me: *grabs phone*
Me: *sits in the bathroom on witty for 7 minutes*
Me: *checks time*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: oh chiz
Me: *gets in shower*
Me: HOLY JEEEEZEZ OHMYGAWWWSH MY FOOT IS BURNING LIKE SHAWTY ON THE DANCE FLOOR
Me: *jumps out and turns hot water down*
Me: ahh, this'll be better
Me: *steps in shower once again*
Me: COLD COLD COLD ASDFGHJKL ITS SO COLD IS THIS FUUCKING ANTARCTICA OW OW OW OW OWWWW
Me: *turns hot water up a teeeeeeeeeeny tiiiiiiiiiiiiny bit*
Me: okay, this will work.
Me: holy crap it actually worked
Me: ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Me: NEVERMIND I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOOOUUUUU!
Me: ok seriously, gotta get clean
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: oh right, soap.
Me: *scrubbing arms and legs*
Me: omg wtf why am i so hairy
Me: lol jk, i'm a dude of course i'm hairy!
Me: *washes hair*
Me: *washes face*
Me: *drops shampoo*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: my family probably thinks i'm dead
Me: better make sure they know I'm alive
Me: I'M SLIM SHADY YES I'M DA REAL SHADY, ALL YOU OTHAA SOMETHIN SOMETHIN ARE JUST IMATATINN
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: guess i better get out now..
Me: *turns off water and gets out*
Me: *realizes i forgot to get a towel*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *sprints naked to the hall closet and blindly grabs nearest bath towel*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: shh that never happened
Me:
Me:
Me: *sits on bed in only a towel making quote about taking a shower*
lol my quote & format! should i keep making these kinds of quotes?(:

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foreverxtogether
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July 12, 2010 11:09am UTC

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babesforever
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 1:53pm UTC

You ain't no barbie, biitch you work at Arbys.

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WoodenBreakfast
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 1:52pm UTC

drake & josh quotes
Megan: You wanna help me with something?
Drake: No, I'm doing my homework.
Megan: You're watching TV.
Drake: Explains why I'm failing math, doesn't it?

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Iloveyou0923432
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 1:48pm UTC

Random Person- K.
Me- "K?" K what? The letter before L? The letter after J? Did you know that in JK the K stands for 'Kidding'? So is your reply 'Kidding'? Or K as in Potassium? or do you need some Special K? Or maybe you want me to KO you? Can I knock you out and feed you to a shark? Shark has a K in it...
I do believe they have learned to NOT K me again. (:
Format Credit- Alyssalovesyou

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