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  1. bieberfever13 bieberfever13
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    5 things that annoy me:
    1:when my favorite song comes on the radio as i got out of the car.
    2:when im waiting for a text and i get one from the wrong person.
    3:when people try talking to me when i have headphones in.
    4:when my brain reminds me of something i want to forget.
    5:having to wait a whole week for a new episode of your favorite show.

  2. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 11:53am UTC
    Teacher: So where did you guys go this summer?
    Student 1: I went to Australia
    Student 2: I went to Hong Kong
    Me: I left my room, twice.

  3. Unbroken1 Unbroken1
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 1:24pm UTC
    Plot Twist: Jenna Marbles is a virgin

  4. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    JDSKFDJSFKDSJFSKFS
    DSJFKDSFJDSKFJSDKF
    DJSFKSFJ SDFKJSJFSKF
    AH MACARENA

  5. SiMPleNkut3xD SiMPleNkut3xD
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    I wish that we could
    Google
    how a certain person feels about us. . .

  6. maaddiissoonn maaddiissoonn
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:44pm UTC
    Before my Shower:
    I don’t want to get in .
    During my Shower:
    I don’t want to get out.

  7. wittylilly wittylilly
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    The truth is that...
    there is no DESTINATION without a BEGINNING
    no GOOD-BYE without HELLO
    no DREAM without closing your EYES
    no HAPPILY-EVER-AFTER without ONCE-UPON-A-TIME
    -2012 London Olympic Commercial

  8. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 11:05am UTC
    Summer should get a speeding ticket
    and slow down.

  9. mooselinaturtle mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 11:14am UTC
    three year old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
    me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.

  10. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    Me in 7th grade: Unattractive, socially awkward loser.
    Me now: Unattractive, socially awkward loser with good taste in music.
    Woohoo for tumblr

  11. ThatsJustLifee ThatsJustLifee
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 10:47pm UTC
    Guy in a movie: *Takes off his jacket and puts it over the mud for his girlfriend*
    me: Aww, thats so sweet!
    me: Proper gentleman.
    me: She's lucky to have someone like you.
    me: ...
    me: NEVER MIND I'LL FIND, SOMEONE LIKE YOUUU.
    me: I love adele.
    me: Sigh. I wish someone would do that for me one day.
    me: Forever alone
    me: But who am I kidding
    me: This is the 21st century.
    me: all people care about is swag...
    me: The youth of today's generation ...
    me: I'm fine here at home on Witty.
    me: But anyway
    me: That looked like a good quality jacket he just ruined...
    me: money doesn't grow on trees you know.
    me: She could have just walked around it.
    me: Or atleast jumped over it. It was a tiny puddle of mud, she would've survived.
    me: She doesn't even say thankyou. Just walk over it with your fancy new heels..
    me: poor jacket
    me: She's so conceided.
    me: Nevermind, she doesn't deseve you.
    me: LEAVE NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN.
    -mq

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 9:34am UTC
    My friend Andrew smokes.Three weeks ago we were at the gas station so he could buy cigarettes. When he has handed the cashier his ID, we heard a little voice say, "Mommy says smoking is bad for you." We spun around to find ourselves faced with a five year old little boy. Andrew looked at him and said, "You're absolutley right," then turned to the cashier and said, "I won't be needing those anymore." The cashier handed him his ID back and he hasn't smoked since.

  13. vaginiall vaginiall
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 11:36pm UTC
    A boy piggybacking his girl friend
    Girl: I was thinking.. What if one day I get so fat you can't carry me?
    Boy: Then I can get just as fat, and we can roll around together

  14. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    "They judge me before they even know me,
    that's why I'm better off alone"
    -Shrek

  15. momentsinlife momentsinlife
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 10:47pm UTC
    *at resteraunt*
    sign: no shirt, no shoes, no service
    me: *whispers" heeeey... moooom
    mom: what.
    me: *still whispering* we dont have to wear pants
    mom: shut up. youre embarassing me.

  16. BrAnDy13 BrAnDy13
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    i laugh when i see pictures with photoshop, but then i realize some people actually need it :)

  17. Anthony23 Anthony23
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:17am UTC
    she wouldnt shut up,
    i had to do it...
    i kissed her(;

  18. NikkiBeKillin NikkiBeKillin
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    I wish I was as pretty as her....

  19. 2guys1account 2guys1account
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    hey you! my followers! follow my new account! smalltownboy!

  20. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:33am UTC
    Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
    Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die.

:)

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