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lea_warren

1. lea_warren
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2012 8:44pm UTC
   welcome to karma cafe. there are no menu's. you get served what you deserve.
   
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2. lea_warren
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2012 8:25pm UTC
   I wonder what it’s like to have someone fall for you. And I mean really fall for you. Not just they want to get in your pants because they think you’re attractive. But be consumed with every little piece of you. The way you talk, the way you laugh, the way you just exist. To everyone in love: you don’t know how lucky you are.
   tumblr
   
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3. lea_warren
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   August 31, 2012 8:40pm UTC
   me: *talks to crush on chat*
   *no reply*
   me: heck yea left him speechless
   
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4. lea_warren
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2012 8:33pm UTC
   thinking about last nights dream: *makes perfect sense in your head*
   explaining last nights dream to others: uhhh dskjfjhbdsgbdfsg
   
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5. lea_warren
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   August 31, 2012 8:23pm UTC
   antisocial
   antisocool
   aint I so cool
   
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6. lea_warren
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   August 31, 2012 8:18pm UTC
   teacher: let's go around the classroom and have everyone say something about themselves
   me: EFF
   
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7. lea_warren
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   August 31, 2012 8:00pm UTC
   Plot twist: I get a boyfriend
   Double plot twist: it's a celebrity
   Triple plot twist: he had a choice in the matter
   Quadruple plot twist: it wasn't a dream
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8. lea_warren
   posted a quote
   August 25, 2012 4:04pm UTC
   This is a longshot.
   However,
   93.3 flz is doing this petition thing for a free private one direction concert.
   if you'd like to help me. just go here and type your email in. PLEASE.
   http://www.933flz.com/pages/ratandpuff.html?article=10371404
   
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9. lea_warren
   posted a quote
   August 25, 2012 3:13pm UTC
   its weird. i know i'm not fat, but i'm fatter than all my friends and thats good enough to make me feel insecure.
   
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10. lea_warren
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    mom: *gets into car*
    me: *violently shakes door handle until mom unlocks car*
    
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11. lea_warren
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    Pretty girl's laugh: glorious and musical it sounds like angels singing and playing the harp
    My laugh: A duck choking on a kazoo
    
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12. lea_warren
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    August 14, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
    
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13. lea_warren
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    school wouldn’t be so bad if you
    didn’t have to wake up at the
    crack of satans booty
    
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14. lea_warren
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    August 14, 2012 1:33am UTC
    Why doesn't witty have a "thats so true" category?
    
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15. lea_warren
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    August 14, 2012 1:31am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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16. lea_warren
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 1:06am UTC
    dont beat me up.
    but is it bad that i've never seen
    -the notebook
    -finding nemo
    -dear john
    i think thats it. but yeah, sorry dudes. i suck at watching movies.
    
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17. lea_warren
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 12:58am UTC
    BE HONEST:
    favorite this if
    you follow back.
    i want to follow
    all of you.
    ♥
    
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18. lea_warren
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 12:51am UTC
    i have this disease called unattractive
    
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19. lea_warren
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 12:48am UTC
    I love how people say 'my feels' as if its a body part or something.
    Biology Test
    Q1) Which part of the body endures the most pain?
    The feels
    
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20. lea_warren
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 12:45am UTC
    summer would
    be better if i
    wasn’t lonely
    and poor.
    
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